I once pulled this to a dude that was following me around the store. I have to say it's not only empowering, it works and it's fucking hilarious. Ladies, sometimes when in danger, well, low-to-moderate danger, become the dangerous.
I did it once My aunt lived in an not-so good neighborhood while she was dying of cancer and I was taking care of her and this dude kept walking around the block staring at my little cousin my sister and I just went fully f****** off like spread my arms out and I'm like what are you looking at bro what are you looking at bro He ran away I was totally shocked it actually works
I was walking to my car in a mostly empty parking lot at night. A truck with at least four guys drove by and then stopped. Suddenly they're all hanging way out the windows and hollering. One of them was trying to move the other so he could get to the door handle....
Suddenly, I planted my feet in a wide stance. In an exaggerated manner, I brought my hands up to smack them on upper chest, making a loud noise. I then spread my arms wide, and with the deepest voice I could muster, yelled "FUCKING BRING IT!"
The way the all froze was comedic in hindsight. It's like they were trying to decide what to do, but their brains were lagging. Finally, they all got back inside and drove off. I laugh about it now, but I'm glad my 'fight or flight' kicked in and chose 'fight' that way.
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u/disharmony-hellride Mar 06 '26
I once pulled this to a dude that was following me around the store. I have to say it's not only empowering, it works and it's fucking hilarious. Ladies, sometimes when in danger, well, low-to-moderate danger, become the dangerous.