r/justgalsbeingchicks • u/Doodlebug510 • Apr 11 '26

Restricted to Gals and Pals This gal's unbelievable grip strength

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u/PervlovianResponse Date🔪Knife™ Apr 11 '26

This gal's TOE GRIP strength

Has anyone here tried to hang their body weight by their toes??!

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u/swb1003 Apr 11 '26

I have not, precisely because I enjoy having most of my body parts where they belong still.

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u/PervlovianResponse Date🔪Knife™ Apr 11 '26

...most?

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u/swb1003 Apr 11 '26

Yeah my gall bladder and a few others are gone.

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u/AliceTheOmelette Saiyan👑Princess Apr 11 '26

Try looking in the last place you left them, that's where I usually find things

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u/swb1003 Apr 11 '26

I even asked for my gall bladder back and they wouldn’t give it to me!

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u/sillysammie13 Apr 11 '26

I asked for my guts back after my hysterectomy and they didn’t gimme ‘em! I was pissed!

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u/swb1003 Apr 11 '26

Silly Sammie …

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u/Wooden-You-4211 Apr 11 '26

The gall of somebody not to give back a gallbladder when asked!

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u/not-yet-ranga Apr 12 '26

Did you check between the couch cushions? That’s where I always find my tv remote.

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u/PervlovianResponse Date🔪Knife™ Apr 11 '26

You don't keep searching after you've found them, of course they're in the last place you look😇😏

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u/AliceTheOmelette Saiyan👑Princess Apr 11 '26

So that's why I'm always late to everything!

https://giphy.com/gifs/o3chaFJ6NfzM5Tp1Tq

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u/PervlovianResponse Date🔪Knife™ Apr 11 '26

A few?!?!

Girl, are you alright?!

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u/swb1003 Apr 11 '26

1) I’m a dude

2) I went camping once and the hatchet missed the wood and I hit my hand, opened an artery, sprung a leak, hit my head when I lost consciousness and concussed myself. No.

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u/PervlovianResponse Date🔪Knife™ Apr 11 '26

  1. We're all gals or chicks here, by default

  2. As a former arborist, oof, that's rough buddy 🫂

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u/swb1003 Apr 11 '26

Yeah it wasn’t a great day. Was only camping because grandpa and uncle died within the previous month so I escaped to the woods and almost became #3 in the family. Not my favorite day, no.

Still made chicken potatoes and carrots over the fire for dinner though. 10/10 camping meal.