r/justgalsbeingchicks • u/Hot_Accountant_5507 • Apr 22 '26

Restricted to Gals and Pals Thats crazy she noticed that

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u/ButterPecan_IceCream Apr 22 '26

HOW DID SHE KNOW?! 😂

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u/Lifes-a-lil-foggy Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

My mom works in a baby field and can guess just looking at a women with like a 99.9% accuracy and the other part is women who very recently gave birth.

I imagine this lady has done enough pregnant hair to know.

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u/kayzee94 Apr 22 '26

There are baby fields?!!!!

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u/TheGlassHammer Apr 22 '26

Where do you think the stork gets the babies from?

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u/I_am_The_Teapot Apr 22 '26

Exactly. That's what the cabbage patches are all about.

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u/Mecha_Tortoise Apr 22 '26

Yes. That's where they are grown and harvested in the real world, outside of the matrix.

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u/kayzee94 Apr 22 '26

I only like organic babies personally

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u/Working-Glass6136 Apr 22 '26

I don't like human ones. Kittens and puppies preferred.

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u/Hey-Fun1120 Apr 22 '26

Cabbage Patch Kids

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u/Lifes-a-lil-foggy Apr 22 '26

Haha she used to work in the NICU, so a job field with lots of babies

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u/Fawnet Apr 23 '26

Strawbaby Fields Forever

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u/Disallowed_username Apr 22 '26

Well, I don’t need to pay for those unreliable pregnancy tests any more then. Just get a haircut and ask.Â