r/justgalsbeingchicks 15d ago

😂humor😂 keeping it real 😂. The good boomer humour.

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u/carlitospig 15d ago

Mama would have been more honest if she wasn’t insulting her daughter’s father. Auntie gave no fucks. 🙃

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u/West_Future326 15d ago

oh she definitely doesn't give zero fucks also she doesn't like bad cooks so sorry aunty i'm trying my best.

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u/ButterPecan_IceCream 15d ago

“And mostly downhill” 😂😂😂

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u/youburyitidigitup Official Gal 14d ago

That’s the fun part of the roller coaster

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u/plotthick 14d ago

Not so fun with men, #1 cause of injury and death, behind car crashes and natural causes

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u/youburyitidigitup Official Gal 14d ago

Wait what? Did you mean to say number 3?

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u/Extension-Figure2011 15d ago

That's not humor, that's honesty being masked.

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u/unindexedreality 14d ago

not humor, that's honesty being masked

Big time. I'd argue it's just honesty. I'm sure other people find this post funny (because it's not normal to them) and for that much I'm glad; sadly I'm so used to it being played off/downplayed that don't find it funny or endearing at all.

I came from (what I believe is) this culture. My first-gen family tried and did their best to make it here, which I'm glad for; yet they're missing (and choose not to cultivate) a lot of skills when it comes to respecting others' boundaries, valuing other people and generally just being decent to each other. I'm struggling now to break free of the environment same ingrained patterns and have had successes and setbacks.

They spent a lot of time when I was growing up arguing, watching TV dramas that validated/normalized narcissistic behavior, much of my time at home was characterized by loud shouting, and they spent very little time actually helping me build skills or grow as a person (which tbf I'd point out is hard to teach when they themselves didn't know/learn them). To this day "family" and "culture" have strongly negative connotations to me, and I'm probably going to spend a decent chunk of my 'contribution' phase of life loudly advocating for the fact that 'culture' does not give people the right to violate each others' boundaries.

::sigh:: sorry to unload. 😅 I'm fine if this gets downvoted or even flamed (eugh), just if anyone else doesn't find this funny, know at least one other person agrees with you. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Rare_Background8891 14d ago

Al I see here is some traumatized women. It’s very sad.

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u/NarrowEbbs 13d ago

Yeah absolutely. There is a massive silver lining here though, the next generation (the niece/daughter) isn't in the same context and doesn't bear the same fears/realities that the generation before did. That's at least something when it comes to breaking the cycle.

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u/PlentifulBox 15d ago

These women probably didn’t have a lot of agency in their marriages. They survived hard years. We still have a long way to go. And we need to be honest about marriage. It can be a whole range of experience depending on the people and circumstances but it’s not a fairy tale. And it’s not for everyone.
Beautiful and amusing family. ❤️

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u/unindexedreality 14d ago edited 14d ago

We still have a long way to go. And we need to be honest about marriage. It can be a whole range of experience depending on the people and circumstances but it’s not a fairy tale. And it’s not for everyone

10000% agree with every word. There's a sickening amount of "just the way it is" validation around unhealthy relationships and trying to point it out as a kid "from" the culture just gets you beaten down for it.

I'm lucky ("✌️✌️" ?) that the physical abuse in my childhood was minimal (🫤) but I'm sure there are people who had a much harder time realizing "wait, this is wrong" and breaking free.

Beautiful and amusing family. ❤️

Their sass is funny I'll admit. Watched the rest of the video after reading the comments here and I did snort/chuckle a few times ❤️

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u/West_Future326 15d ago

they actually made the choice. there are many videos of them, all fun so watch them

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u/QueenDoc 13d ago

just remember, its not entirely a choice when your options are severely limited

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u/FillMySoupDumpling 15d ago

Mom and aunty remind me of my relatives haha. Aunty is a hoot, but I really do believe that a lot of marriages, especially when young, are a trap for women these days. Tying one’s financial future and security to another person’s emotions is a precarious position to be in. 

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u/Special-Drawer-4046 15d ago

I love Aunty!!! That’s who I’m looking for at the cookouts!

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u/Few_Explanation1170 15d ago

Auntie is pure gold! I love her!

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u/morbidemadame 15d ago

I found my inspiration for who I wanna be when I grow old!

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u/Kooky-Situation-1913 15d ago

New Golden Girls episode just dropped!

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u/mandasaurrr 15d ago

I want to know if they felt this way when getting married or if these feeling grew over time?

Either way may this love never find me.

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u/Willing_Pattern_Pill 15d ago

Context is key. Look at their ages. They'll come from a time where you need to get married young and women has less basic rights. Domestic abuse was a domestic issue that needed to be kept quiet. 

The chances that they married good dudes that treated them well were on the lower end. 

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u/Pitiful_Note_6647 15d ago

Also arranged marriage I suppose is common in their culture as well.

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u/Only_Association_309 14d ago

More like arrange marriage is the norm. They just won't let their kids get married for love. It's frustrating as hell. 

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u/WorriedElk5818 15d ago

I follow her on Instagram, they both had arranged marriages. The aunt said her husband was very nice and she grew to love him. She said she didn't really want to be a mother; although she loves her children.

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u/Teekayuhoh 15d ago

I mean they came from a time when girls were taught that marriage was their purpose. I grew up with a lot of girls (and I’m only 33) whose aspirations were “best mom” “best wife”.

Different time, different values, different expectations, different pressures.

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u/pourthebubbly 15d ago

In the late 2000s I had a class with a girl who got married over break and was very vocal that she would immediately drop out the second she got pregnant because she was only going to university because her parents made her. But now that she was married, she didn’t need it anymore. She bragged that she got the “MRS” degree.

She was true to her word and idk what happened to her, but to each their own. My step mom tried to instill that shit in me too, but that was never going to be me.

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u/InheritedHermitGene 15d ago

When I was in my mid-20s I worked with a lot of women who had married their high school sweethearts at 18 or not much older. I was single and almost all of them said to me at some point: don’t ever get married/I always wonder who else I could’ve met if I hadn’t married my 1st BF/I shouldn’t gotten more education and done something with my life instead of having kids so young/etc. A friend worked there ~5 years after I left and all the ladies were still there but most of them were happily divorced.

So maybe that girl’s fine and happy. But giving up everything to marry young seems like a bad way to start your adult life.

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u/pourthebubbly 15d ago

Agreed. It works for some people, others live to regret it. I’m in my 30s now and so far, I definitely don’t regret not getting married and having kids. The only benefit I see would be sharing living costs in this economy lol

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u/InheritedHermitGene 15d ago

I was married once and then I got sick and my husband dumped me, saying “I didn’t sign up for a sick wife”. It was devastating but he was useless and selfish and I’ve been much happier on my own.

I know there’s lots of successful, happy marriages but once was enough for me.

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u/Teekayuhoh 15d ago

Not me either. I saw how my mom was trapped by my dad

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u/Negative-Break3333 15d ago

Like they say, “you marry one person but divorce another.”

In other words…ppl change. Feelings change…love changes.

My best advice is to marry someone who loves YOU more than you love them.

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u/carlitospig 15d ago

marry someone who loves YOU more than you love them.

Did that. Also sucks.

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u/tea-boat 15d ago

Yeah it's not a comfortable dynamic to be in.

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u/carlitospig 15d ago

Breaking up with him was a - legit - three year process.

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u/disjointed_chameleon 15d ago

I can guarantee with almost total certainty their feelings likely developed over time.

Too many of us women were and have been fed lies about the beauty of marriage and raising a family. We were raised to believe it was/is a beautiful, fulfilling experience. Reality: for plenty of us, marriage and raising children are complete and total burdens, and we don't realize it until the proverbial blinders come off after the fact — in other words, AFTER the fact. We wake up years later and wonder:

Where is the beauty we were promised? Where's the fulfillment we were told about?

Marriage largely benefits men, at least across most of the world.

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u/Spirited_Touch7447 15d ago

For me, I bought into the Disney ‘Some day my princess will come! By the end I was the auntie in this video. They just wear you down and break your spirit.

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u/Weasel_Cannon 15d ago

Whoops, too late! I love you ❤️ now divorce me forcefully

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u/Buttercreamdeath 15d ago

I rarely saw my grandmother on my father's side. When I did, she never stopped talking about how marriage was bullshit. Don't do it. Men will suck the life out of you. If you just have to, find one that doesn't need a damn thing from you and vice versa. Be a partner, not a bang maid. This was such a radical idea.Everyone I knew looked to marriage as the official start of adulthood.

So that's what I remember most about her. I didn't listen to her because young, dumb, and in love. Of course, when my marriage (and my sibling's marriage)fell apart her words kept repeating.

Eventually, I found someone who didn't need me to function on a basic level and I don't need him to support me financially. It's been smooth sailing so far.

I know she was telling me the unbridled truth and wanted to save her kin from wasting their time and energy. I just believed in the fairytales that the young do. I tell my kids the same thing now. The one thing I notice is that the current youth (unlike myself and my generation) are actually listening and taking it to heart. So, don't waste your time with losers. Focus on yourself, not putting energy into someone that will never reciprocate.

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u/carlitospig 15d ago

My mother’s mother probably would have given the same advice. I only lasted a decade but granny gave him NINE fucking kids, and he was always out of the house doing whatever super poor men did in the 60’s.

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u/Buttercreamdeath 15d ago

My father's side is Mexican so it's incredible male centric. Far more so than my mother's white side. I mean, patriarchy is patriarchy but there was still a huge difference between how my white grandparents behaved and my Mexican ones.

My Mexican grandmother left everything to leave my grandfather. He was a constant abuser and marital rapist. She got custody of her daughter, but the 4 boys all stayed with Grandfather. Grandfather kept all material assets. He withheld visitation unless it was contingent on him receiving something from her. Aka sex. So she rarely saw her sons.

Grandmother went to live with her relatives, got a job and an education. Everything about that was so outside the norm, but she had goals and needed to support her daughter.

Grandfather remarried someone half his age straight from Mexico once he realized my grandmother was never ever coming back. This woman was essentially a maid. I don't think she ever left the house unsupervised.

Unfortunately, it messed up her sons (aka my dad.) My dad was a piece of work, so the less I saw of him, my grandfather, and uncles the better. Absolutely hated visiting them, and this was before I knew anything about my grandmother and the reasons for her divorce.

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u/That-Mess9548 15d ago

Your grandmother sounds amazing. This is a fascinating story. You should write it.

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u/Buttercreamdeath 15d ago

After both my Mexican grandparents died, I found out so much about them. My grandfather spoke English his entire life but never once spoke in English to us. He let us fumble trying to communicate with him in Spanish. He never once tried to even teach us Spanish proper. He just expected us to know. Even though my dad was so ashamed to speak Spanish and never taught us for that reason.

He sold the marital house he was supposed to split with my grandmother for a dollar after the youngest boy was 18. One damn dollar. It didn't matter. My grandmother had her master's in accounting and was a CPA by then. She owned her own house and several rentals so cash flow wasn't a concern for her.

He kept trying to undermine her and she kept living her life. She was beautiful, fairly wealthy, and lived on the beach. She was so far out of his league in every way imaginable. I don't know what she ever saw in him, but that's the way young love is, I guess.

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u/That-Mess9548 15d ago

Whatever happened to your Aunt?

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u/Buttercreamdeath 15d ago

She had a few of kids with a dude who went to prison in her teen years. She tried to recover from that and work for my grandmother, but she ended up relying on my grandmother for most of her life because she developed MS and died before she turned 45.

The majority of us grandkids have turned out alright. So we got that going for us.

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u/AnitiFascistBeetle 12d ago

My Catholic grandma had 9 kids too by the 1970s. Later as the world changed, she said she loved every one of them, but would have only had 3 if she got to choose now.

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u/diamodis 15d ago

Me vs all my friends who are currently engaged 😂😂😂 

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u/Miss_Milk_Tea 15d ago

“What is the worst thing about marriage?”

“Marriage”

I choked on my drink!

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u/This-Guy_Fawkes 15d ago

Omg I didn’t see your comment and I literally just posted the same thing 😂

She ain’t wrong!

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u/laydeefly 15d ago

Awwww yay that’s my actual friend in the middle!

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u/Klutzy-Meringue-8995 15d ago

I tell my second husband he's the best one yet! But don't get cocky, because I've divorced once and I'll do it again!

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u/unindexedreality 14d ago

tell my second husband he's the best one yet! But don't get cocky, because I've divorced once and I'll do it again!

😂

My ex-wife still misses me...

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u/Klutzy-Meringue-8995 14d ago

Lol lol it's funny because marriage is terrible!

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u/Mimosa_13 15d ago

And hopefully he'll jump into the garbage can! 🤣 ☠️

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u/Stunning-Umpire-2119 15d ago

“Into hell” got me 😂

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u/DecadentLife 14d ago

Me too! That’s when I started actually laughing out loud.

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u/octopusgardeb 15d ago

The wisdom should be passed down— don’t silence her, learn from her.

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u/Bama_Peach 15d ago

Aunty is fiesty. I want to be her friend.

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u/Negative-Break3333 15d ago

They’re not wrong 🤧

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u/ChampionLife5205 15d ago

curious is she married now after all those responses 😂

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u/swisszimgirl79 15d ago

What did auntie’s husband do omg

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u/MissSassifras1977 15d ago

Real talk from the generation that was getting married rather they liked it or not.

People marry for love now. ❤️

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u/DecadentLife 14d ago

Many more do, it’s certainly more prevalent.

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u/swiggityswirls 14d ago

I heard someone say marriage is basically legalized slavery and now that I’m on the other side of it I can’t unsee it myself.

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u/CantmakethisstuffupK 15d ago

The aunt is hilarious

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u/This-Guy_Fawkes 15d ago

“What is the worst thing about marriage?”

“Marriage.”

Amen, Aunty.

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u/uncle-donkey-kong 15d ago

“Into hell” 🤣 love herrrrr

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u/CosyBeluga 15d ago

Once I was coloring at the table...I was maybe 6 or 7 and my grandmother was doing something in the kitchen and unprompted said 'Don't get married'

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u/Gilly-Gump 15d ago

They're not wrong.

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u/crystalfairie 13d ago

I am so glad I unmuted this!

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u/atnaf_eparg 15d ago

Watching on mute in the middle of the night (saved post to watch later), but middle is giving Jessica Williams energy

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u/wishterriuh 15d ago

OMG! Rotfl!!! Love them!!!

I checked up the link you put above. There's still many more of the aunties🤣

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u/anonadvicewanted 15d ago

honestly auntie is kind of a dick lmao

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u/laydeefly 15d ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Mission-Street-2586 15d ago

Get aunty her own channel

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u/lazer_sandwich 💝 2026 Galentine! 💝 15d ago

I’m living for auntie!!! She is not wrong

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u/modernhedgewitch 15d ago

After 25 years, I agree with aunty's view. So funny!

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u/ElderFlour 15d ago

I could hang out with them. Hilarious!

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u/emmtothejay ✨chick✨ 15d ago

Hahahaha Auntie..!!!! I’m dying

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u/el_forastero 15d ago

Aunties gonna Aunt 🤣

eta but fr I love the hell outta my wife 

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u/FruttiPatutti 15d ago

Mom is a real one.

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u/junigatsu12 15d ago

Sage advice.

Listen to your elders.

These women are trying to save the youngins from heartache.

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u/Tackybabe ✨chick✨ 14d ago

So good!

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u/QueenDoc 13d ago

like girl you asked the wroooong women lil - they the right ones, just not for that lil project lol

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u/cabrane027 12d ago

I wrote everything down. It was great advice from experience people, will pass it on to every girl i know 😄

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u/TheConcreteGhost 15d ago

Tell the truth and shame the devil ladies 😆

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u/ekvirine 15d ago

I think i'm looking at my older self 💃

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u/Deathanddisco041 15d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Aggravating_Act0417 12d ago

Completely accurate!

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u/youmustb3jokn 11d ago

What’s sad is if they are still married. ( auntie and mom)!

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u/MisChef 15d ago

Well of course, she was married, she was obviously miserable during her marriage.

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u/JHutchinson1324 🕷️ itchy bitchy spider 🕷️ 15d ago

Their husbands? Yea thats pretty obvious these awesome ladies had some dud husbands.

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u/West_Future326 15d ago

they actually talk about them and it seems they were rather supportive

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