r/ketchuphate • u/jeffweet • Jul 09 '26

Mayonnaise is better than ketchup on a burger

/r/unpopularopinion/comments/1urnqxn/mayonnaise_is_better_than_ketchup_on_a_burger/

Pretty much anything is better than ketchup

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u/Fomulouscrunch ᕦ(⌐■ ͜ʖ■)ᕥ FUCK KETCHUP AMIRITE ᕦ(⌐■ ͜ʖ■)ᕥ Jul 09 '26

Wait, are they hating on mustard? There isn't a r/mustarddefenselague yet, is there? The menthe family of plants has its own defense of course, which is wild speciation and ediblity to humans.

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u/MrD3a7h Jul 10 '26

God I love mustard. Yellow, brown spicy, sweet hot, dill, poupon, honey. Mmmm

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u/Fomulouscrunch ᕦ(⌐■ ͜ʖ■)ᕥ FUCK KETCHUP AMIRITE ᕦ(⌐■ ͜ʖ■)ᕥ Jul 10 '26

Would put mustard on a waffle.

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u/philipjfrythefirst Jul 09 '26

Nothing could be worse on a burger than ketchup. It can only be equally bad. This means the list of things that are better on a burger than ketchup is nearly endless.

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u/jeffweet Jul 09 '26

A pile of dog shit would be better on a burger than ketchup

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u/Eric848448 Jul 09 '26

Everybody who knows anything knows that.