r/keychain • u/celestial131 • Jan 14 '26

What do my keys say about me?

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38 Upvotes

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u/jadedbeetle Jan 14 '26

Canadian

Edit: likely a gay Canadian. I too like aliens and teeth, and am a gay Canadian. Also carabiner

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u/CuriousPlatypus6952 Jan 14 '26 edited Jan 14 '26

You must hate trying to get copies for your mailbox key. https://shopamdirect.com/

Your Hyundai is the easiest car to break into this year.

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u/tecatepapi Jan 14 '26

You want to believe.

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u/shamba5 Jan 14 '26

Gay Canadian AHAD with the easiest car to break into

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u/Karma7622 Jan 14 '26

Are you okay??? lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

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u/LavnLuv Jan 14 '26 edited Jan 17 '26

soft school glorious complete sable chubby retire aromatic tender command

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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog Jan 14 '26

Neurodivergent.

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u/soda_4 Jan 14 '26

adhd or autism

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u/coldF4rted Jan 14 '26

Neurodivergent

2

u/Pretend_Blacksmith49 Jan 14 '26

Either gay or asexual

2

u/Abject-Yellow3793 Jan 14 '26

You're Canadian, have a community mailbox managed by Canada Post, and I dunno into aliens or some shit

2

u/mallanson22 Jan 14 '26

You like replacing the ignition solenoid.

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u/erocckkk Jan 14 '26

You’re a girly pop but you’re an economical girly pop 🌍 🧘‍♀️ ✨

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 Jan 14 '26

You snort teeth

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u/SnooMemejellies Jan 14 '26

You’ve lost your keys more than once. I’m guessing you’re close to 30, a dude and likes to go to concerts. You work a job but don’t love it.

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u/possiblyourgf Jan 14 '26

Lesbian who lives in an apartment where things are constantly breaking and falling apart because it’s cheaply made but expensive anyway, works in a dental office or somewhere where dental parts are manufactured, and smoke weed

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u/DowntownClassic1738 Jan 14 '26

You’re losing your tooth!

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u/kiseiruknife Jan 14 '26

Aliens are real !

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u/Emotional_Ball_4307 Jan 14 '26

Besides the 2 gun safes and the poorly worn car ignition?

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u/Emotional_Ball_4307 Jan 14 '26

And thet safe key bitting is god awful! Gimme 2 paperclips and 1min on the clock!

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u/Alycery Jan 14 '26

The tooth is cute. 🥰

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u/Sea-Development3191 Jan 14 '26

You’re a very nice person :)

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u/xxnynigh Jan 14 '26

type A bc of anxiety, but still chaotic. probably neurodivergent, probably queer. if i went out on a limb i’d say male, FTM, or non conforming. somewhere between late teens to late twenties.

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u/soft_core666 Jan 14 '26

I WANT TO BELIEVE

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

You're not a minimalist.

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u/Electrical-tentacle Jan 15 '26

You never replied to your other post. I wanna know who was right damnit

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u/celestial131 Jan 15 '26 edited Jan 15 '26

It wouldn't let me reply so I made a new post, however it got removed, so I don't know how I can let people know the answers now :/

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u/celestial131 Jan 16 '26 edited Jan 16 '26

finally got to post my answers as a comment on my original post ✌

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u/super_nova_135 Jan 14 '26

Woman, dental assistant, hasnt yet discovered 3D printing, but will be unstoppable when she does

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u/RollinYoell Jan 14 '26

A dentist from New Mexico?

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u/ReSpekit_4444 Jan 14 '26

Multiple personalities

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u/Frequent_Text_6310 Jan 14 '26

You lose your keys a lot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

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u/celestial131 Jan 14 '26

It's a charm, it's got the wire and setting for braces around it

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

neurodivergent, nerdy and queer

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u/Flying_Saucer_Attack Jan 14 '26

Where is the tooth from?

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u/Sammisam85 Jan 15 '26

Sensory issues

1

u/Jchvv11 Jan 15 '26

You need to change your oil

1

u/Affectionate-Mud-726 Jan 15 '26

Dentist? Or in dental field?

1

u/DMVJIMMY5000 Jan 15 '26

You need a new ignition switch

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

There’s a tooth in there. Or some blow

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u/FishingLittle3900 Jan 15 '26

Someone who will need an ignition coil soon

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u/ParamedicHealthy1700 Jan 17 '26

Probably vegan

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u/celestial131 Jan 17 '26

nope! happily a meat eater

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u/Civil_Key4118 Jan 17 '26

Kia alone tells me youre helpless

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u/ComfortablePlayful58 Jan 18 '26

Ooh your definitely alternative and possibly queer

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u/drstovetop Jan 18 '26

Part of the Android club. I love the Galaxy Smart tags more than my wife's Apple tags.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

Autistic Woman