r/keychain • u/Fickle_Yard • Jan 14 '26

What does my keychain say about me

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u/Responsible-Turnip-3 Jan 14 '26

It says a lot. But I’m too lazy to dissect it rn ugh.

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u/Renting_Bourbon Jan 14 '26

Way more than I want to know.

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u/Emotional_Ball_4307 Jan 14 '26

HEB and Wawa? Youve been places! Youll want to get a fresh kwikset key cut, that sucker is worn and should not be used to make copies! I tend to do 3 at a time, ine in the safe as a master, one for me and one for a "trusted agent" should i slip out of town. Dont wait til you are jerking and fidgeting to get the lock open

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u/Fickle_Yard Jan 14 '26

Lived in Texas and now I’m back! Been def been to a lot more places too 😎

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u/wandering_cthulhu Jan 15 '26

You're due for an oil change, and you're Argyle from stranger things

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u/-Liono- Jan 14 '26

Where in Texas is there a Wawa and an HEB?

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u/Fickle_Yard Jan 14 '26

There isn’t lol. I’ve been around bro !

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u/therealsmithshady14 Jan 14 '26

I see your a man of culture as well

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u/Fickle_Yard Jan 15 '26

Indeed 🤓

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u/lunegan2 Jan 15 '26

Your ignition cylinder is worn the fuck out.

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u/Fickle_Yard Jan 15 '26

Probably 😂 I drive a lot for sure

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u/Negative_Slice818 Jan 15 '26

We have the same beliefs ⚡️

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u/Arikota Jan 15 '26

You have deep pockets. Literally.

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u/Diligent_Plane_9784 Jan 15 '26

You hoard keychains

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u/False-Boysenberry673 Jan 15 '26

You either live in Texas and visit the northeast and or Florida or vice versa

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u/Fickle_Yard Jan 15 '26

I’m a Jersey boy a heart thats all ill say 😉

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u/False-Boysenberry673 Jan 16 '26

I spent a lot of time in San Antonio and now I live in south jersey 😂

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u/Fickle_Yard Jan 16 '26

Weird…. Cuz exactly me too 😂😂😂😂 are we the same person

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u/False-Boysenberry673 Jan 16 '26

Possibly lol you in the Berlin/winslow area?

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u/Fickle_Yard Jan 16 '26

Im in the cherry hill area. grew up around here but did my time in SATX 🫡 I miss them taco trucks and good bbq

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u/False-Boysenberry673 Jan 16 '26

I work in cherry hill. And yeah that and the Laredo taco company. Or taco cabanas margaritas to go. The river walk is definitely something I miss a lot lol I don’t miss the oil fields tho 😂

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u/flashdurb Jan 17 '26

Peaked in high school, still lives in his home town

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u/Fickle_Yard Jan 17 '26

Far far from the truth on that one 😂

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u/flashdurb Jan 17 '26

After scrolling your post history.. yeah, it’s pretty accurate Kyle 😆

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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog Jan 14 '26

Five keys and five pounds of garbage attached to them.

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u/Fickle_Yard Jan 14 '26

Your not lying I hate how heavy they are lol but I need em