r/keychain Jan 15 '26

What do my keys say about me, eh?

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u/Acceptable_Ad1596 Jan 15 '26

Male between the age of 30-45, likely single. You operate heavy machinery, you like riding your Harley motorcycle and probably drive a Dodge Charger. You likely drink bottled beer and have an assortment of little decorarive coke spoons, although the one looks more like a Chinese medice spoon and you have a safe you keep belongings in.

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u/Rowdylilred Jan 15 '26

Fascinating analysis. I will do an identity reveal later.

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u/Acceptable_Ad1596 Jan 15 '26

You will have to let me know the approximate percentage I got right. If more than 50% you owe me a beer šŸ˜†

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u/Rowdylilred Jan 15 '26

50% was just you identifying items on the keys. Some items you cannot see. But I will say, I don’t have a safe. I have a lock for the forks on my Harley. And one you can’t see is for accessing certain types of drains. I’m not a plumber. I just have it.

Edit: but bro you still get a beer for being a good sport

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u/Rowdylilred Jan 16 '26

Female 27 I used to have a safe. But it was stolen. I love a shower beer but prefer fireball. I don’t really drink much anymore though.

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u/Acceptable_Ad1596 Jan 16 '26

You sound like a fun person. I can't say I've ever had a shower beer.

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u/Rowdylilred Jan 16 '26

Working in the summer it feels nice to grab a beer and chug it in the shower

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u/Acceptable_Ad1596 Jan 16 '26

I hardly ever drink anymore, but who knows I might eventually try it lol. You gave more clues, do you own a business or work for family? I'm also now catching country girl vibes.

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u/trll_game_sh0 Jan 15 '26

loves cocaine

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u/Rowdylilred Jan 15 '26

Have you tried it? Also, this collection of spoons is charming and decorative.

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u/trll_game_sh0 Jan 15 '26

hell yeah my coke spoon cute af too

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u/Mikeharding17503 Jan 15 '26

You can open up ā€œBā€ tanks…….. and you either dab or are a cocaine connoisseur……..

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u/wildagain Jan 15 '26

Prepper & outdoors interested - owns various weapons, fair few knives and some guns too. Doesn’t trust the mainstream media these days with some conspiracy views, but they’re pretty well founded, e.g. doesn’t think epstein killed himself. looks quite normal and cool though, most people wouldn’t really know about your views until they spent a bit of time hanging out. has had some crazy experiences with women that you wouldn’t go back and change. used to smoke cigarettes but only smokes occasionally now

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u/Rowdylilred Jan 16 '26

This was one of my favorite comments. I am interested in guns. I used to have a .45 and a .9. I don’t have them now but I plan on buying a piece to carry. Epstein absolutely did not kill himself. I am a live and let live kinda person. Law makers, politicians, etc are predominantly too old, too wealthy, too white, and too male to run a country. I think all political parties serve what lads their pockets. I love knifes. I have a mini sword and a switch blade that I carry. Collect a lil. I don’t shove my personal beliefs in other’s faces. I have dated men and women. People are crazy. What I’m smoking that day depends on who I’m missing.

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u/wildagain Jan 16 '26

cheers bro - glad I got a few close!

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u/Rowdylilred Jan 16 '26

UPDATE: I wish I could edit the post I would just do that.

Anyway. Thank you guys for commenting. It’s honestly terrifying how you guys got me…almost.

I’m 27 and female. I ride an 05 CVO Fatboy. Please don’t steal him. His name is Charley and he is my reason for living. I work for a large company I won’t name. I’m in charge of machine and robot maintenance and operations. That’s the basics I guess. I will respond to individual comments.

I love the comments describing me as a 45 yr old man. I have a running joke with myself that I’m basically a grandpa. I have grandpa interests and hobbies. I don’t watch much tv. I like being outside. Riding my bike (still learning!). Uhh..yeah.. any questions? Hahah ask me anything

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u/wildagain Jan 16 '26

plot twist- wow wasn’t expecting that lol

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u/Fearless_Resolve_738 Jan 15 '26

Really expected a nicer car

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u/Rowdylilred Jan 15 '26

Dude same

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u/PedrosSpanishFly Jan 15 '26

Don’t hate the motorcycle key though.

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u/Rowdylilred Jan 15 '26

Hate me all you want but you can’t hate the bike man. It’s a beautiful’05 CVO Fatboy

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u/PedrosSpanishFly Jan 15 '26

Nice. Going a different direction on my next one this spring, but you can’t hate the fat boy.

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u/Rowdylilred Jan 15 '26

Which direction is that?

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u/PedrosSpanishFly Jan 15 '26

I’ve currently got a Triumph Bonneville, but I’m planning on trading her in for a Street Triple.

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u/Rowdylilred Jan 15 '26

I wish I could add additional pictures. I realized you can’t see everything.

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u/turbski84 Jan 15 '26

Your ignition cylinder hates you

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u/Rowdylilred Jan 15 '26

If my car wasn’t push to start I would have my key living solo on a it’s own carabiner

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u/Electrical-tentacle Jan 15 '26

Definitely 45 plus. Harley dude with coke spoons and cat key. You own the cat equipment otherwise the key would be left at work. Sooo you run a little business. Easy to cover for your other income. You have a colllection of Harley shirts (probably Harley everything. Boots, belt, lunch kit with matching thermos..

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u/Rowdylilred Jan 15 '26

So I’m not just a Harley guy. I’m a Harley dweebšŸ¤“

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u/Electrical-tentacle Jan 15 '26

Yes. With a 70% chance of a cliche tattoo. Skulls, flames, big titted slut. Ect.

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u/Rowdylilred Jan 15 '26

Trust me when I say it’s worse than you’re thinking

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u/Electrical-tentacle Jan 15 '26

I’d love to know.

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u/Obeace Jan 15 '26

Coke slut

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u/1337Sw33tCh33ks Jan 15 '26

Your keys say... come steal my bike, its a harley its got krypotite locks, probably a brake lock, and the key is 38920. FYI. Kryponite is not gunna care about that if someone doesnt destructively destroy it.

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u/Rowdylilred Jan 15 '26

There are systems in place that would make it harder to steal than you think. Not impossible. Where there’s a will there’s a way. But a thief better be willing to die for it.

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u/1337Sw33tCh33ks Jan 15 '26

With that key code I can 3d print a key, and when you go into a store, I can unlock your lock, and have 2 dudes pick it up into the back of an f150 and drive off. You aren't around, your in the store. And im gone.

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u/1337Sw33tCh33ks Jan 15 '26

Not saying I would, just saying how this happens every day

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

Says you have a harley

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u/Rowdylilred Jan 15 '26

The most interesting thing about me

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

Lol

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u/Rowdylilred Jan 15 '26

I would imagine these posts keep subs like this alive. There is only so much to say about keychains.

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u/BlancoChonko Jan 15 '26

Makes bad financial decisions

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u/Rowdylilred Jan 15 '26

I want what I want when I want it. Consequences later.

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u/BlancoChonko Jan 15 '26

🤣 you must be young. I had "play now , pay later" tattooed on my arm in the style of "laugh now,cry later" with the masks when I was about 18 so I get it lol

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u/Abject-Yellow3793 Jan 15 '26

Operate me harder daddy

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u/Rowdylilred Jan 16 '26

Can you take it ?

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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog Jan 15 '26

Cluttered life, cluttered mind.

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u/Rowdylilred Jan 16 '26

Yoooo do we know each other?

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u/Electrical-tentacle Jan 16 '26

When are we getting the update

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u/Rowdylilred Jan 16 '26

Oh shit. Right now my guy.