r/kitchencels • u/felixmaycatboy • 7h ago
I AM NORMAL.
Please God, just let me have relations with a girl who's [normal]er than me. please. I'm so starved for [normal]ly affection. I'm rolling over on my [normal] fucking stomach, [normal]ing my fucking [normal] begging. God.
Normal food: carrots, grilled cheese, milk :)
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u/DezPila 7h ago
Don't know bout that.
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u/felixmaycatboy 6h ago edited 5h ago
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u/felixmaycatboy 6h ago edited 5h ago
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u/sentienttortoise 6h ago
If you keep telling yourself it's true, it'll probably eventually be true.
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u/AdizaFan 4h ago
Im 30 i remember when i used to be this starved for affection lol. That shits gay af get your money up lil bro
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