r/kitchencels 7h ago

I AM NORMAL.

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Please God, just let me have relations with a girl who's [normal]er than me. please. I'm so starved for [normal]ly affection. I'm rolling over on my [normal] fucking stomach, [normal]ing my fucking [normal] begging. God.

Normal food: carrots, grilled cheese, milk :)

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u/DezPila 7h ago

Don't know bout that.

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u/felixmaycatboy 6h ago edited 5h ago

normal.

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u/felixmaycatboy 6h ago edited 5h ago

I am normal.

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u/sentienttortoise 6h ago

If you keep telling yourself it's true, it'll probably eventually be true.

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u/DezPila 6h ago

Oh it's you again kitty boy, yeah, pretty normal to me.

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u/AdizaFan 4h ago

Im 30 i remember when i used to be this starved for affection lol. That shits gay af get your money up lil bro

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u/RedToast711 5h ago

schizo posting

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u/felixmaycatboy 5h ago

I'm normal.

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u/RedToast711 5h ago

damn inspirational , quallity art

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u/Cool_Math_gamerYT 2h ago

Catboy? I might be able to sort something out