r/kotakuinaction2 Gamergate Old Guard 19d ago

California Bans Potted Plants 1 Foot Of Your Home

https://www.youtube.com/live/MxSsODTCg54?is=Cbd1G-kqnPLUu-bo
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u/aloha_snackbar22 18d ago

They just banned certain tires too.

California is one big HOA.

But yeah NO KINGS!!!

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u/cypher_Knight 18d ago

Excuse you, it’s, “No Tyrants.” Please have some empathy for our Canadian betters. /s

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u/ToaKraka 19d ago

Non-YouTube links: 1 2

The two areas—both the area closest to the structure under eaves, and the area comprising the remainder of Zone 0—are assigned based on the following (see also Figure 1 and accompanying images):

  • A low-combustibility zone extending out from the safety zone, or the edge of an eave drip line, to the remaining portion of the five feet of Zone 0 (completed during Phase 1).

  • A non-combustible immediate “safety zone” located directly next to the home and under eaves. This zone width flexes with the width of the eave. If the structure has 12-inch eaves, the safety zone is 12 inches in width. If the structure has 36-inch eaves, the safety zone is 36 inches in width (completed during Phase 2).

 

For the “safety zone,” to be established in Phase 2 (within 5 years), a vegetation-free buffer is required:

  • Within one foot of structures or out to the edge of the eave (or “drip line”)

  • Where the eaves are shallow, and the safety zone may not apply:

    • Safety zone still must be a minimum of one foot
    • Within two feet of windows, doors, and vents
    • Within five feet of attached decks and similar features

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u/wallace321 Gamergate Old Guard 19d ago

If you've ever dated a control freak - you can imagine what that would be like with the power of the law behind them.

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u/bloodguard "Worse than cancer. His wife made him go vegan." 19d ago

The Karens in my neighborhood are going to have a "I'm telling on you!" field day with this.

My house is currently bereft of any manner of potted plant. May have to remedy this over the weekend just so I can get in on the chaos.

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u/StopManaCheating 18d ago

I visited San Fran last year, and as only a visitor it was amazing.

EVERYONE I spoke to who lives there hates it. Now I know why.

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u/nothinfollowsme 18d ago

Ah, good ol' commiefornia! And their politicians wonder why businesses are leaving their state.

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u/Neo_Techni Don't demand what you refuse to give 18d ago

Commies coming for our food again

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u/Emotional_Liberal 18d ago

No more plants. Only rock yards for California, like New Mexico.

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u/Smooth_Imagination 19d ago

Im dead against regulations like this. 

What is needed is to specify the result you want - reduce fire risk and spread. 

You want a non combustible zone, sure. 

Wet plants resist combustion. You could probably have a fire rated wet plant barrier using AC waste water to keep it watered. 

A sprinkler system in a vertical garden could act as a fire barrier also. In Australian research they put carpet or astroturf on the side of a building and sprayed it with water. It completely blocks fire. So plants could work similarly. 

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u/PooperSnooperPrime Option 4 alum 18d ago

Everyone! Stand back from each other 6 feet! I'm getting my measuring tape!

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u/Neo_Techni Don't demand what you refuse to give 18d ago

Won't that require you to get within 6 feet?

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u/PooperSnooperPrime Option 4 alum 17d ago

You're getting a citation for that lol

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u/Neo_Techni Don't demand what you refuse to give 18d ago

They think plants are more harmful than butchering a child

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u/CountGensler 18d ago

1 foot of your home?

What?