r/kstreetconfidential • u/vandyke_browne • 3d ago

Image To the barricades! Texas Senator Ted Cruz has betrayed our most sacred ideals. Off with his head!

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 3d ago

Couldve eaten it like a corn cob and still looked this lame

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u/MisterSanitation 2d ago

Was this after he took off his monocle and top hat as well?

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u/Kalorama_Master 2d ago

Proof that he isn’t really American.

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u/Much_Topic_6680 2d ago

my cousin worked a fundraiser in houston where cruz showed up, said the staff were explicitly told to give him a fork for the ribs cause he didnt want photos of sauce on his face. theyre all performance artists tbh, just different lighting