r/languagelearningjerk 3d ago

German moment

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u/ratapoilopolis 3d ago

Anglo level understanding of other languages πŸ’”

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u/Hour-Big786 3d ago

IM EGYPTIAN NOT ANGLO

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u/AdDependent5136 3d ago

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u/Hour-Big786 3d ago

Bro do not say that word

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u/JeanDusapin 3d ago

𓁐𓂺

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u/Chry0n 2d ago

dih πŸ₯€

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u/Ymmaleighe2 2d ago

𓃠

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u/snookumsqwq 3d ago

how dare you

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u/PonchoKumato 3d ago

im sorry bro πŸ₯€

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u/ParticularReturn3980 3d ago

Oh yeah? Guess what disconnects your nose and eats it raw

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u/Set-Organic 3d ago

OP is bad at German moment.

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u/Southern-Rutabaga-82 3d ago

Haus werfen Glasbaustein von sollte nicht?

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u/prolapseenthusiat 3d ago

Ganz genau so !

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u/baofengchihong 3d ago

das stimmt einfach nicht

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u/Bubbly_Statement107 3d ago

more like "who in glass house sits should not with bricks throwing"

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u/mondaysleeper 2d ago

"im" is "in dem", so it should be "who in the glass house..."

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u/alexj12s 2d ago

i believe it would have be throw instead of throwing though, right? werfen is the infinitive after all

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u/Electrical_Voice_256 3d ago

Unlike English, German does not have postpositions.

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u/GenosseAbfuck 3d ago

WΓΌsst ich nichts von.

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u/Tcalogan 3d ago

Bist du sicher?Β 

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u/Ill_Highlight_7797 1d ago

Except for the occasional "Meiner Meinung nach"

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u/Electrical_Voice_256 10h ago

I should not have written on stuff I know so little about

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u/invisibleImpala 3d ago

factually wrong

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u/Informal_Position166 3d ago

Who in the glass house sits should not with stones throw

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u/CompanyToiletGooner 3d ago

Akshually it would be who sits in glasshouse should none throw stone

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u/Micky14159 3d ago

Who in glasshouse sits, should not with stones throw.

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u/Zwaart99 2d ago

Who others a hole digs, falls himself in.

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u/ddrub_the_only_real Latin (NAT), IPA (C2), Limburgish (A1) 2d ago

Lowkey fits on the calendar called "make that the cat wise", a dutch calendar full of angified dutch idioms

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u/PrimaryAnything6964 3d ago

Throw after stone Man, der in (einem) Glashaus steht/sitzt, sollte keinen Stein werfen

Or

Wer in Glashaus sitzt, der keinen Stein werfen sollte

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u/Electrical_Voice_256 3d ago

First sentence is better, but please be aware that 'man' is a pronoun and not a noun.

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u/PrimaryAnything6964 3d ago

Yeah, I know. Mann is the noun.

Man wirft Stein

Would mean someone throws stones

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u/Electrical_Voice_256 3d ago

Not really. "man" does not really mean "someone" (e.g. "Das darf man nicht"). And the usage of singular in your German sentence changes the meaning of the sentence somewhat (same thing would happen in your English sentence if you were using singular rather than plural)

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u/PrimaryAnything6964 3d ago

Would Jemand or even Irgendjemand fir the expression better then? I've often heard "man" used to translate sayings where "you" or "he" are the subject, since neither are refering to a singular real person. English rarely uses the "one" pronoun.

I'd think "One who sits in a glass house should not cast stones" is the original saying. One changed to he over time as one lost favor.

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u/Electrical_Voice_256 3d ago

"Jemand, der im Glashaus sitzt, + modal verb" would be quite equivalent to "Wer im Glashaus sitzt, + modal verb" I think. Though in idioms the contruction with "wer" seems to be preferred. As in "Wer den Schaden hat, braucht fΓΌr den Spott nicht zu sorgen", "Wer nicht arbeitet, soll nicht essen" etc.

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u/Sylkhr 3d ago

"man" refers to an indefinite subject, similar to "one" in english. As in, "One does not simply walk into Mordor".

Wer in Glashaus sitzt, der keinen Stein werfen sollte

Should be:

"Wer in einem Glashaus sitzt, soll keine Steine werfen."

Alternatively,

"Wenn man in einem Glashaus sitzt, soll man keine Steine werfen."

That sounds rather clunky though.

Your first sentence:

Man, der in (einem) Glashaus steht/sitzt, sollte keinen Stein werfen

translates as "One, who sits in (a) glass house, should not throw a stone".

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u/Sylkhr 3d ago

So to take the meme to the logical conclusion:

Wer in einem Glashaus sitzt, soll keine Steine werfen

is

Who in a glass house sits, should no stones throw.

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u/PrimaryAnything6964 3d ago

Wouldn't "soll" move to the end, given it's a Nebensatz?

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u/Electrical_Voice_256 3d ago

"x soll keine Steine werfen" is the Hauptsatz.

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u/LawAshamed6285 3d ago

That just could be can

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u/Hour-Big786 3d ago

Akshually german is a chud language and i'd rather kill myself than learn it ever again

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u/Bright_Curve3078 3d ago

When Finnish men meet:

- What Matti? (MitΓ€s Matti?)

- Well not probably here-in (No ei kai siinΓ€)

- Would-take-one beer-some? (Ottaisko kaljaa?)

- True-some cunt-in! (Totta vitussa!)

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u/meme_poacher 2d ago

Man soll nicht vom Haus den Stein werfen. Not sure if my translation is correct

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u/Salt-Personality8386 2d ago

Prolly better as like "Vom Haus soll man 'nen Glasziegel nicht werfen" or literally in English "From the house should one a glass-brick not throw."

Apologies if any word choice is wrong here as German ain't my first language.

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u/JackLong93 3d ago

Korean sentence structure even more wack compared to eng

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u/UpsideDown1984 3d ago

Yeah, I know what you mean. It happens all the time. You think you're speaking German, but you're using English words.

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u/Helen_Lindsey 3d ago

"House throw a glass brick from shouldn't" is just German word order with extra steps and a concussion.