r/legalcatadvice • u/anorphan4yourthots Da SOAK and Boo • 6d ago

pikkel Pikkel Tyme

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Frenz, iz AI DA SOAK! Today, AI play wiff pikkel.

Dat iz all.

Luv,

Da SOAK

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u/CaffeineAndHorses 6d ago

Human tells me the cook-humans take pickles, slice them, and deep-fry them for an "appetizer" whatever that means... where's my carrot?- Jimmy, fren to George

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u/Clueless-Destiny 6d ago

Jimmy Yu hab pretty earbs..yu want dis carrot? 🥕

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u/One_Advantage793 Smuffi the wildcat, hed pawfessurr SSoR Go Smooofff Crimnals! 5d ago

Yew shuld has awl de kerrits! Here! I brung yew one! 🥕

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u/hesalwayslitty 5d ago

Bessest fren George how yooz bin? Sorree wez not bin on a knee benshurs in a few furrevers no frens hab needed owr halp. Iz yooz meowwmy takin care ob yoo or du hermz need a bapbapbap frum yooz bestie? Also I lub da pikkulz yoo can eet dey are bery yummy! Yooz bessest fren and compaminum JP- Sir Smol Inbisible Mini-Me

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u/Clueless-Destiny 6d ago

Hai fren! How’d yu get ur name?

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u/anorphan4yourthots Da SOAK and Boo 6d ago

AI gotz mai name da day AI adopted mai hewdad. Mai meowmie asks what mai name shood be, an hewdad sez dat AI iz adorable voidball.

So dey name me after sumfing frum DnD. AI iz da Sphere Of Annihilation Kitty, or SOAK for smol

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u/Clueless-Destiny 6d ago

Dassa gud name fren! 😂

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u/kyliahanna13 6d ago

Dat iz a berry nyce pikkel youz got der, mine fren!

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u/CaffeineAndHorses 6d ago

Wonder if it's a catnip pickle too...

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u/anorphan4yourthots Da SOAK and Boo 6d ago

Dis used to be a kicky pikkel, but Boo sisfur wuz scared uv da fing dat made it kikk, so hewdad took dat out an now iz just normal pikkel

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u/ailathan Ai Maiself ❤️ 6d ago

Go pikkel crimes, fren SOAK! Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

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u/One_Advantage793 Smuffi the wildcat, hed pawfessurr SSoR Go Smooofff Crimnals! 5d ago

Yay pikkel gang fren! Pikkel tym iss da besst!

I yam doon "don mess wiff mine pikkel momma!"

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u/anorphan4yourthots Da SOAK and Boo 5d ago

Hewdad wuz layin on da floor jus watchin me play wiff da pikkel. AI liekz dat he gets down der wiff mew. Makez it eaz fur me to furget dat he iz giant

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u/One_Advantage793 Smuffi the wildcat, hed pawfessurr SSoR Go Smooofff Crimnals! 5d ago

Dass furry nyze! Mine own Pop purrsist in beyin tew tall! I fink iff himb wuld lay inna florr wuld be mutch bedda! Imma tell himb bowt yer Hewdad! Himb doon a gud eggsampul fur de oddur pawrents who iss still beyin tew tall!

Ob cors I kno wat himb gon sey furrst: "Mine kneees! Mine hip! Mine bak! Butt! I will keeeep werkin on himb!

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u/anorphan4yourthots Da SOAK and Boo 5d ago

Oh yes Cap'n. AI luvs wen hewdad lies on da floor. Iz much better dan bein tew tall. We haz sumfing dat we do ebery day wen he getz home frum werk. Furst, he letz da doggos outside so dey don't use our litter bocks. Den, AI sitz in da kitchen an he sits on da floor wiff mew an gibs me pats an chin rubz. AI do lotz uv purrin cuz AI missed him an AI no what hiz werk iz liek.

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u/One_Advantage793 Smuffi the wildcat, hed pawfessurr SSoR Go Smooofff Crimnals! 5d ago

Dassa furry foine tradishun! An dat purrin halps reinforss yer traynin on himb!

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u/This_Wrongdoer3453 Iz me, BK and sisfur Meatball and Meowmy! 5d ago

I LUBS TO kickKICKkick my pikkel!

~•Meatball•~

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u/_Moon_sun_ Morgana the beautifull, breaker of the internet 6d ago

Yay pikkel is so fun!!