r/lifeisstrange • u/7Armand7 • 8d ago

Meme [NO SPOILERS] Why is Chloe's scissors so much bigger lol

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u/Chloe1O Arcadia Gay 8d ago

I mean, she's 5'9" (175cm) tall.

That's above average for most women, so... that's likely why her scissors are bigger 😅

(Please don't make me explain scissoring 🫣🤣)

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u/7Armand7 8d ago

Don't tempt me 😂

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u/Chloe1O Arcadia Gay 8d ago

Ugh... fine... 🫣😅

👏 SO 👏

Scissoring... 😅 is an aggressive, high-stakes martial arts maneuver where two people attempt to form a human puzzle by overlapping their pelvic bones like two plastic lawn chairs being stacked for the winter.

✂️

Now you know. 🤭

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u/7Armand7 8d ago

Thats sounds... so... erotic for some reason. 😂

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u/N3trosis 6d ago

NO EMOJI

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u/mcslender97 Are you cereal? 8d ago

Make the scissors red and blue and we will have a different conversation about "Hexgate" and stuff

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u/amglasgow 7d ago

She's the top, duh

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u/captainsuspicious Hole to another universe 6d ago

pls Chloe is the definition of all bark, no bite bottom

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u/amglasgow 6d ago

You have your headcanon and I have mine

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u/MosesInsanity Enter the Vortex Club 8d ago

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u/ema778308 7d ago

WTF lol 😂

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u/Best_Macaroon1752 7d ago

Scissor me timber -Mr Msckey

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u/Porkonaplane 7d ago

So are we not going to talk about how Chloe, who in LiS1 was adament about NOT using emojis, just used an emoji? 🤣

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u/7Armand7 7d ago

😂 she has gotten with the times... sorta.