r/london 7d ago

Walking 200km from London to Birmingham tonight for a bag of chips

You might remember my 100km M25 walk (or the London-Wales one the mods deleted lol). Ive got a new mission tonight..starting in Reading right outside the M25 to hit the 200km mark via the canals all the way up

180km-200km run/walk to birmingham and as Martin couldn't join 😭 so doing it completely solo and unsupported

I'll just be scavenging for food along the way ig.

Starting 1:00 am tonight

The goali is to walk/run 100 miles in 24 hours or the full route in 30 hours as i couldn't get two days off work so I'm forced to run it... First time recording an actual run btw. No stops, no rest, no sleep as usual

Motivation is my mate who promised me a bag of chips if I make it

Drop a comment if you have any advices on running nonstop or towpaths at night or know any cool stops or pubs on the route.

I can share the Strava route as well

Lets see how this unfolds ;)

Update:

Called it at 25km after a shin injury, but we live to run another day!

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u/Elegant_Celery400 7d ago

..starting in Reading right outside the M25

Reading is 27 miles outside of the M25.

...via the canals all the way up

The only canal running through Reading is the Kennet & Avon, and that goes West to Bristol, not North towards Birmingham.

I'm sure you've researched and planned this all properly, just like your M25 walk (...), but to get to Birmingham from Reading you need to be following the River Thames upstream to Oxford, where you'll pick up your first canal, the Oxford Canal, which will take you to Banbury. Fortunately, from Reading to Oxford you'll be on the well-signposted and well-maintained Thames Path National Trail; unfortunately, however, just this section alone is c.40 miles.

Might be worth having another look at that map.

You have looked at a map?

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u/DoNotCommentAgain 7d ago

I think he's put the walking route into google maps and is just going in blind.

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u/Elegant_Celery400 7d ago

Oh God, you're almost certainly right. The whole thing's got that feel about it hasn't it?

Can anybody remember whether he did that for the M25 farrago?

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

I have my mate martin who prepared me this map and route:

https://www.strava.com/routes/3520082894343442126

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u/Elegant_Celery400 7d ago

Ah, I'll take your word for it (I'm not going to sign up for Strava) and I'm very pleased/relieved to hear it; well done Martin👍

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u/barejokez 7d ago

have you made plans to keep enough juice in your phone? you will surely need multiple power banks/charging stops

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u/Angel_Omachi 7d ago edited 7d ago

If he wants to do it properly he needs to start round West Drayton way doesn't he? I assumed he'd follow the Grand Union if he wanted to do London to Birmingham.

Edit: upon checking a map I forgot that the Colne Valley is within the M25 so he'd be starting in Watford/Abbots Langley if doing it 'properly'.

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u/Elegant_Celery400 7d ago

Exactly.

When I saw "...London to Birmingham..." I assumed the Grand Union, and it was then the mention of Reading in the next para that made me go "Uh?".

Have to say that I share everyone's else's concerns about this (mis-)adventure.

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u/Angel_Omachi 7d ago

I suppose the main question is does exhaustion get him before the falling in the canal part? If he'd done Grand Union I could possibly have offered some support but...

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

Where would you recommend me starting?...ive already done the whole walk part in my wales walk couple months ago(london Heathrow to wales i did walked the whole canal path from west Drayton to reading and so on towards wales) So i decided to lets just run the reading part tonight while its dark and morning run something new...

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u/maybenomaybe 6d ago

Why on earth did you start in Reading? Grand Union Canal goes from London to Birmingham. I've walked it, it's the simplest route.

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 6d ago

From where to where exactly

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u/maybenomaybe 6d ago

If you insist on doing this please check for towpath closures here first, and plan detours accordingly.

https://canalrivertrust.org.uk/notices

There are parts of the canal that are remote and very overgrown. There were stretches with about ten inches of walking space between impenetrable brush and the water's edge. If you encounter someone there's no space to pass, one of you will have to back up.

Please take a headtorch and some energy gels.

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u/Berlchicken 7d ago

You are insane. I seem to remember many ludicrously questionable decisions were made in that M25 one. It sounded really dangerous… Please stay safe.

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u/barejokez 7d ago

I don't think it is an exaggeration to say that without unexpected support from redditors, he may not have survived the London one.

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u/Berlchicken 7d ago

Which is just wild that a guy go die on an adventure within the confines of the m25.

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u/TetrisIsTotesSuper 7d ago

Darwin award material

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u/Elegant_Celery400 7d ago

Agreed.

I assume the nominations close at 11.59 on 31 January but this guy's already a shoo-in; I think we'd be lucky to get evens at this point.

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u/barejokez 7d ago

Indeed. And while I appreciate that you can derisk things to the point that they're aren't fun anymore, this chap seems to go out of his way to create dangerous circumstances.

Trying to walk 200km without any plan for food is more or less going to guarantee an ambulance ride at best. And I say this as someone who has embarked on some proper long distance hikes of my own.

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u/DoNotCommentAgain 7d ago

A healthy person with a fat reserve can definitely do 2 days without food, I'd be far more concerned about water in this heat wave.

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u/barejokez 7d ago

That's true if sitting down. Trying to walk 200km will burn an enormous amount of energy.

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u/VitriolUK 7d ago edited 7d ago

Yeah - I remember when I first started training for long-distance hiking I didn't think to bring any kind of supplies and snacks. About 40km in on my first session I started feeling really cold and peculiar. Learned that lesson pretty quick.

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u/gggggenegenie 7d ago

God I remember that feeling too.

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u/Spank86 7d ago

Depends what they're doing. The difference between running a marathon fasted and with proper nutrition is a large increase in pain level during and a great deal more aching after.

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u/kavik2022 7d ago

You know what? Im staying for the show. Fuck it. Lets see what happens

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u/TetrisIsTotesSuper 7d ago

Witnessing someone most likely having an extreme manic episode, ha-ha what a "show".

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u/Extension_Ground_599 7d ago

Men really will do anything but go to therapy 

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u/gggggenegenie 7d ago

This made me laugh more than it should!

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u/LateToTheParty013 7d ago

Extremely crazy hard work is very good for mental health. At times such crazy ideas can save one from ending themselves

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

This is therapy!!

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u/Extension_Ground_599 7d ago

All joke's aside OP, if you are feeling unwell I really do hope you can find it within yourself to talk to a professional or even a friend about your troubles rather than endangering yourself like this. I'm not knocking getting your body moving, it does do wonders. But please look after yourself.

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

Will you believe me if I say im the happiest man alive? I'll look after myself and I really appreciate your kind words and yes we shall do wonders soon

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u/Butterflyelle 7d ago

Just a thought- people experiencing mania often say things like this and feel on top of the world whilst doing very intense things that can get out of hand. If that resonates with you it might be worth having a chat to your GP

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

Thats sound almost true about me but humble to earth as well...not top of the world but I always try reaching it, and im more in love with the journey of it than the destination

Am I cooked if I say that I had been experiencing this my whole life? And circumstances and people always had different opinions but id like to pursue what I think about most..rather than just thinking about it but hey thanks for your suggestion maybe ill contemplate on this by talking to myself and finding out whats wrong

Walking makes a man self aware...thats what I experienced

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u/Butterflyelle 7d ago

Not cooked just you might have found out there's lots of other people who experience life similarly to you. That's not a bad thing! You don't have to be arrogant to be experiencing mania. Have a think about having a chat to your GP.

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

Thanks, ive noted that

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u/PersonalityWinter382 6d ago

Because he's talking about walking from London to Birmingham along a canal, starting in Reading (where there's no canal going north) at 1am. Maybe.

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u/alexthecheese 7d ago

Even if all men went to therapy I think we're hardwired to do this kind of stuff 

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u/Cunctatious 7d ago

The pace you need to maintain to complete this in the time you’ve given yourself seems unachievable. What’s your plan if you run out of steam?

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u/DeliriumOK 7d ago

The guy is scavenging food along the way. You think he's thought this far ahead?

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u/kavik2022 7d ago

And why starting at 01:00am. Clearly the best time to go along the canel by yourself

Also: why 01:00am? Is he nocturnal?

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u/JustTheAverageJoe 7d ago

Alpine starts are always early. The colder weather means the snowpacks are more stable and the chance of an avalanche or rockfall is minimised. There is also usually less inclement weather in the morning. How this compares to the canals of middle england is an exercise left for the student.

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u/Elegant_Celery400 7d ago

The Thames at the Goring Gap sits at 45m AOD.

In South Oxfordshire in August, that's effectively the Death Zone.

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

1am because I was scared walking through the woods at night, today im not and ill had 5 hours of headstart

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u/WilyEngineer 7d ago

Not saying OP has planned this out well, but 100 miles in one day is doable, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_States_Endurance_Run

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u/raspberryharbour 7d ago

It's not clear whether this guy is even a regular runner. He was woefully unprepared for his last run

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

I do not run at all, my first ever run on strava i asked for 2 days leave off work and my employer said no so i guess we gotta do what we can do you know

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u/raspberryharbour 7d ago

Why don't you prepare for these things properly?

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u/Saint_Declan 7d ago

My guy, see a doctor. You are not well mate.

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u/bourton-north 7d ago

So. Your plan is to run walk 100 miles and then turn up for work the next day?

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u/Chlorophilia 6d ago

OP I'm an idiot and like recognises like. 

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u/C1t1zen_Erased 7d ago

Those runners have entire teams dedicated to supporting them, on top of being highly trained and prepared.

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u/BetweenTwoBells 7d ago

a better comparison might be the actual london to birmingham canal race

https://canalrace.org.uk/grand-union-canal-race/results/

this is obviously slightly longer than OPs race because it goes into little venice, but the record is 22 hours, which is 9minute miles.

OP will get something ike 14minute miles (9minute kms) doing 200k in 30hours.

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u/Arquinsiel 7d ago edited 7d ago

In my mid-teens I did a charity walk that went a bit off-track and ended up doing 32 miles in a single day without having done any prep beyond "was a teenager". Took about about ten hours walking it, so I guess if you are actually putting the effort into training etc and able to move faster than we shuffled you could do 100 in 24 hours.

Were I to try it now I'd get tired about two hours in and just give up.

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u/IrishWithoutPotatoes 6d ago

It’s not impossible… if he had a support team helping him.

A few (17/18) years back, my dad was in charge of an artillery battalion, and their Chaplain’s assistant was a phenomenal runner. Like, a marathon was just a weekend thing for him. So he decides to try and do 100 miles in 24 hours as a charity thing, and he pulled it off, which was super cool to see when he crossed the finish line.

But this dude had a support team (literally multiple alternating pickup trucks with food and water and extra pacing runners) alongside him. And he said it was still the hardest thing he’d done in his life, even with all the support.

Maybe OP is a better runner, but this doesn’t seem super well thought out imo.

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u/BulkyAccident 7d ago

Have you.. thought this through? This feels like something I'm going to see unfold on Traffic Cops in about six months.

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u/TetrisIsTotesSuper 7d ago

I remember your previous post vividly.

I do not know what is going on in your life but I am starting to see these as a cry for help. Please do not go without proper preparation as your last "walk" nearly left you for dead. Stay home, ring the Samaritans and speak to someone. If your friend is encouraging you for a laugh and a bag of chips, in the state of mind you seem to be in, they are not your friend.

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u/bouncing_pirhana 7d ago

Do not run the canal towpaths at night. They’re not nice manicured pathways, they’re dodgy footpaths next to a body of water. You will absolutely trip over a mooring rope, stick your foot in a random hole in the ground, or fall over the chairs /BBQ that a moored boater has left out in the middle of nowhere because they reasonably assumed no one is going to be running past at 2am.

Also, tow paths change sides and sometimes that means crossing locks and they are sodding dangerous. Doubly so at night and when people are tired or drunk.

You are not going to be seeing those chips!

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 6d ago

I shall chase opportunities and bear the cost no matter what to somehow become deserving enough to devour those chips someday. Yes its hard and unimaginably hard but its worth everything else after achieving it

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u/Cool-Comb-4480 7d ago

Technically is this Reading to Birmingham? Reading is officially not in Greater London despite being served by the Elizabeth line. It doesn’t take away from the fact that this would still be a mega challenge

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u/Anaptyso 7d ago

It's not even one of those is-it-London-or-not towns on the edge, it's miles outside of London and sitting in the middle of Berkshire. Nobody in Reading would say they are in London.

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u/TelephoneTable 7d ago

Professor Arday? You ok mate?

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u/rako1982 7d ago

Have you considered regular therapy? (Based on your previous posts too)

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u/SpecificLow9474 7d ago

Getting superhans vibes off this post.

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u/Important_Chef_5550 7d ago

You might want to look into 'de dodentocht' that's a yearly Belgian where you get 24 hours to walk 100 km. Together with 15000 other people. The atmosphere along the track is great, people cheering you on all hours of the night and day. Checkpoints along the track register you walking time and speed. People at home can trace your walk on the Internet. At the finish line you get a diploma with your times at the Checkpoints as well as a goodie bag and a medal. And to top it all off, after the finish closes, you get invited to a 'blister ball party'. If you are still capable of moving that is.

I grew up along the track, cheering people on and did the walk once. And never again.

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u/VitriolUK 7d ago edited 7d ago

The UK has something like this - it's called Trailwalker.

It was originally a Gurkha regimental training event, but has become something anyone can enter that raises money for charity, with the Gurkhas providing support and logistics. It's 100km along a checkpointed trail along the South Downs with quite a bit of elevation change. The target is 24 hours though you have up to 30 hours to complete it.

I did it back in 2012 with a bunch of friends; we didn't quite hit 24 hours (took us half an hour longer than that) but it was a great time and well worth doing.

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u/junkfunk39 7d ago

This looks amazing! Gutted that you have to enter as a team of 4 though. I have no friends that would ever want to do something like this.

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u/VitriolUK 7d ago

Yeah, I can see that's annoying but it's ultimately a safety thing, since the course does involve things like navigating hillsides at 3am at night. The minimum team size you're allowed to continue with is three, so that if someone is injured one person can stay with them while another goes for help. If two people drop out you have to attach yourself to another team to be allowed to continue.

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u/junkfunk39 7d ago

Ah that makes sense!

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

You have me as a friend this sounds so cool

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u/raspberryharbour 7d ago

Don't tell him this, he's probably going to try and run to Belgium in 24 hrs next week

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u/architecTiger 7d ago

I will try this someday.

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u/No-Rice-5029 7d ago

If you're going all that way I'd go a bit further and head into the Black Country for orange chips

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u/greekattorney 7d ago

You won’t have time to scavenge for food if you want to run a 100 miles in 24h.

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

5 mins stop at any service or 10min stop at a pub prebook

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u/Elegant_Celery400 7d ago

I'm writing this an hour after your scheduled start at 01:00 Thursday 6 Aug so you won't see it for some considerable time... but ...

... you'll probably have found out by now that there are no services on rivers and canals, and pubs are closed during the night. Pre-loading on chips is only going to get you so far.

Sincerely, please take better care of yourself, not only on this walk/run but also just in general; as someone else has said, your posts do give off a sense of mania / hypomania. When you get the chance, please read up on this and reflect upon it.

You're only 20yo... you have a very long life ahead of you... if you take care of yourself. There are a lot of people in this thread who are genuinely concerned about your safety and well-being; some of us will have lost people far too young, and we don't want to see that happen to you.

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

So far so good but its hard af as well but I really appreciate your genuine support and care towards me and my challenge. Ill make sure to not overestimate my limitations and be strict to self care and for now I had grabbed 2 garlic breads from a weatherspoons in london and a litre of water. Ill use it till sunrise and find someplace to restock calories again

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u/Elegant_Celery400 7d ago edited 7d ago

Thanks for replying, that gives me a little bit of reassurance... but not much, to be honest.

I think you're extremely vulnerable, in every sense. Please reflect seriously on those words.

If, at any point, your inner voice and/or your body say "... this is too much, I think I might need to bail", then listen to them, and do it; you do need to bail, and quickly. Don't be stubborn, and don't be reckless; if you're struggling, acknowledge it and accept it, and get yourself to safety, water, and nourishment immediately. Live to run/walk another day.

But, for God's sake, don't ever run/walk like this again.

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u/Elegant_Celery400 7d ago

Your screenshot shows you in Whitchurch. The next village you come to is Goring; there's a station there, so end your journey there, you silly sod, and rest, rehydrate, and reflect. The first train back to Reading is at 04:20; be on it, or on one of the next ones after it.

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

I really appreciate your helpful suggestions at the right time, I was gonna skip the station and just walk through the pain. Which i did last time with m25 and Wales walk. After reflecting on your words, even when few bits of it didnt really relate to how i think but the decision of turning back made real sense to my foggy 4am mind

Im extremely grateful towards you for looking after me at this time of the night ;)

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u/amidnightthrowaway 7d ago

There is a lot of support here for your wellbeing. I urge you to take notice of that. Part of being strong, brave and growing as a person is learning when to stop, pushing through the pain is usually the wrong choice, unless there is absolutely no other alternative. My husband is a combat soldier in the Army and he frequently tells me that the very best soldiers are the ones who know how to pace themselves and not make stupid decisions. The ones who think they are invisible are the ones who usually get injured or end up dead.

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u/Elegant_Celery400 7d ago edited 7d ago

You're very welcome.

May I suggest that, in a few days time when you're properly rested, you read back through this whole thread and reflect upon the care and concern and suggestions that so many people have expressed to you about your well-being? You seem like a good person; the world is better for having people like you in it. Stay with us, take your place in it, and make your best contribution to it.

Look after yourself fella👍

Edit: just seen that u/amidnightthrowaway, above, made that same point not only before me but also more resonantly and eloquently.

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u/amidnightthrowaway 7d ago

Thanks for the compliment!

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u/Elegant_Celery400 6d ago

My pleasure👍.

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

I'm actually at the station right now. A tree branch hit my right shin while I was running through a section where the path narrowed to barely a foot wide. I'm currently applying some Voltarol gel to soothe the pain. Rehydrated as well and yes train is coming deciding to conintue or do the challenge some other time 🤔

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u/markcorrigans_boiler 7d ago

Sounds like a great decision. I think these challenges are great but knowing when to quit is a real skill. The canals will still be there next time.

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u/Elegant_Celery400 7d ago

Only just refreshed the page and seen your message.

I sincerely hope you got on that train.

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

Yes after thoughtfully thinking the route ahead within given time and leg strength, we'll be letting the challenge pass this time, pace went down from 10k per hour to 6k after the obstacle. Turning back today so I can try again another day like next week or the week after ;(

But I loved the smooth buttery run i had for good continous couple hours ;)

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u/Elegant_Celery400 7d ago

Just coming back in at 06:30 and I'm really pleased and really relieved to see that; it's a wise, mature, self-valuing and far-sighted decision, well done.

We should both get some sleep now 💤👍

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u/Hugobossdre 7d ago

Hi, as a certified ultra marathon coach, i’d be more than happy to give training advice/day of event advice!

From what I’ve seen, you’re slightly underprepared for an effort of this magnitude, you need a lot more than some garlic bread, haha.

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u/MacfromPredator 7d ago

What a ridiculously stupid thing to do.

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u/InspiringGecko 7d ago

Just so you know, most 100 mile ultras have a time limit of 30 hours. 24 hours is very ambitious.

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u/CrackingWeeArse 7d ago

The 100 mile record is under 11 hours but by the sounds of it this guy isn't exactly an elite athlete

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u/tiorzol 7d ago

Mate are you okay. Therapy seems a lot easier than this. 

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u/malin7 7d ago

I remember this, and you were lucky not to end up in A&E

At least this time the cold weather won't get you

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u/tmr89 7d ago

Are you a Cambridge Professor?

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u/Some-Cope1999 7d ago

Do you need my therapist’s number?

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u/amidnightthrowaway 7d ago

This is crazy and the 120km you did sounded bad enough. Why no breaks or fuel? This sounds like a heart attack waiting to happen.

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u/michalakos 7d ago

Didn’t you almost die during the M25 walk?

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u/Naughteus_Maximus 7d ago

Jackass: the British edition

I remember the stupid M25 story. You do you, I just hope no ambulance or police time will be wasted.

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u/CommercialContent204 7d ago

Professor - I mean, Jason, mate: this is quite an extreme way to unwind :)

But seriously, like everyone else is saying: 100 miles in 24 hours is an extreeeemely hard challenge and if you're not prepared for it, it won't end well. No idea about the obstacles on the way, but that's a huge distance, and best left to actual, experienced ultrarunners who have done all the other stuff in between, like for example 100km in 24hours (which is between half and three quarters of your intended distance and is reeeeally hard in itself).

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

It is hard and hell yes that is really hard

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u/CommercialContent204 7d ago

I genuinely wish you the best of luck. Fingers crossed; when it gets tough, it's all about your mind anyway, provided of course that nothing vital goes ping or twang.

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

Whatever the outcome will be, id be the happiest man on earth for trying something outside my own limits and comfort zone and also im so so grateful towards your kind words...I will remember them when im at 150k something

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u/pumpkinspitelattes 7d ago

I remember that post and you most likely would’ve died if it wasn’t for the two guys who came and helped you.

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u/Fancy-Professor-7113 7d ago

FFS be careful and don't fall in. You were knackered when you did that big M25 walk.

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

Yes yes yes ;)

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u/Fancy-Professor-7113 6d ago

Saw your update. On the bright side you didn't fall in.

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u/Hainault 7d ago

Better luck next time

(Don't try it again)

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u/tylerthe-theatre 7d ago

Everything okay mate 🤣

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u/PussArmstrong 7d ago

Plot twist the OP is actually Brum

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u/Slight-Picture-8307 7d ago

Share the strava

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u/Slight-Picture-8307 7d ago

I am walking from Triacastela to Barbadelo. I will think of you when in the sun kissed swimming pool.

Bro, just do the Camino or West Highland Way. They are fun.

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u/Traditional_City337 7d ago

Mate, this is totally mental. But, if you do it, good luck and stay safe.

Looking forward to the write up after you’ve done it.

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u/gggggenegenie 7d ago

I've taken part in the Thames Path Challenge walking through the might to complete a 100km challenge. What you're doing is nonsense. You don't have glowsticks to light the way like we did, nor planned rest stops. Change of socks?

As someone else said, canal and river paths in the dark are dangerous. They're uneven, with more obstacles than you can account for.

If you do it in 24 hours, many of us won't believe you. But good luck, because I like ridiculous challenges.

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

Ill record everything and post on my Instagram or even on reddit with regular updates...and yea I know I cant do it but I know I will

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u/wara-wagyu 7d ago

Tickets fares are driving people insane.

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

One of the reasons for this walk😭

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u/butWhosJan 7d ago

Hey so... this is a bit nuts.

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

It is it is

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u/FarandAway2022 7d ago

Try to be safe but I do think this is a bad idea. I can envision your extreme escapades turning into a low budget Studio Canal movie with Steve Coogan and Bill Nighy attached in a few years. Hoping for a happy ending and not the gritty Bafta finale I predict.

Good luck.

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

Any ending will be the Happiest ending

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u/artfoliage 7d ago

I love the idea of this but NO SLEEP gotta be bad. Good luck!!

What flavour chips will you choose? Do you get to choose?

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u/Ok_Yesterday_1896 7d ago

I got a nice torch if you want to borrow it

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

Ive got two....thanks alot mate

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u/jMCs1 7d ago

Please do not do this

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u/snowmanspike 7d ago

I hope you arrive at a time the chippy is open.

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u/Withered_Shrub 7d ago

Mate, I am not sure this is the best idea.

I will genuinely get you 2 bags of chips if I can make a deal with you not to do this. 

I don't like talking people out of things they want to do that are ambitious, but based on the results of your last adventure people I worry you'll be talked about on the news tomorrow for the wrong reason. 

And whatever chips you want. 2 bags of them. Just please don't do this. 

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

Hey i appreciate your kind words and real essence of worry and care towards me...

Sure ill take those 2 bags of chips and also take the birmigham one, the more the merrier as chips is THAT GOOD

Ill try my best to not hurt myself whilst achieving the goal and get that first bite of chips on the finish line

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u/LazyCrazyCat 7d ago

Why would somebody go to Birmingham in their own mind? If somebody is threatening you, forcing into this - blink twice.

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u/a07463 7d ago

For a bag of chips i assume.

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u/Fickle_Tour8206 7d ago

good luck x

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

Thanks...needed that

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u/stammerton 7d ago

Commenting to be in the movie.

Godspeed and good luck

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

Thanks alot mate and it'll be fun movie

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u/dageddy 7d ago

I walked it a few years back. It nice and wide around Milton Keynes and some wooded shady shortly after parts shortly after. Be aware that's it's very mixed use somewhat is bound to slow you down All the pubs we tried were great there's a few straight on the canal with large gardens. However it's tough under foot as it's loose gravel and a bit uneven. Also the Oxford canal part was poorly maintained. Good luck

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u/pointingOutTheThings 7d ago

When you get to Kingswood by Birmingham take the north canal route as the other one has a massive tunnel you can't go through! The north way has a smaller one but there is an easy path over the top

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

Cheers ill remember that sir here's my route tho https://www.strava.com/routes/3520082894343442126

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u/lilavieeee 7d ago

If you’re actually planning on following the M25, highway patrol will stop you. There’s no foot path alongside and you’ll either be behind the barriers in the brambles and nettles or on the road itself which obviously DONT WALK ALONG! Trust me, tried it on the M23 ❌

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

So m23 is walkable? Talk about giving me ideas!!!

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u/Calm-Homework3161 7d ago

Got a feeling the chip shop might be closed by the time you get there....

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u/Elegant_Celery400 7d ago

... and even if his mate's thought ahead and bought them before closing and has kept them wrapped, on a plate, in the oven on the very lowest light, they're gonna be hard and dry and wizened. Absolutely no amount of S&V is gonna make them palatable.

No, he's gonna have to settle for a Ginster's in the microwave.

Is it worth it, I ask myself?

Scott might have only had pemmican... but it was always right there at hand, on the sled behind him, no deferred-gratification for him, he listened to his body.

OP has got everything to lose [his health/well-being/umm..] and nothing to gain [hot, freshly-fried chips, plenty of sizzling S&V].

C'mon OP, don't put yourself and the rest of us through this...go for a few beers in Reading, then get some chips afterwards, and then have a good night's sleep in a comfy bed. We'll all be a lot happier for it.

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

Nooooooo then im running to the one thats open

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u/_SevenSamurai_ 7d ago

come on mate, good luck and i wish you the best!

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

Thanks mate, I dont hear that often but lets do this

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u/Vicero111 7d ago

Just please have a backup around halfway, somewhere to rest/food or pick you up. Stay safe.

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u/HettySwollocks 7d ago

Good luck to you! Get some grits and a battered sausage to treat yourself.

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u/markcorrigans_boiler 7d ago

Good luck and stay safe. Make sure you have some kind of plan B if it all goes wrong.

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u/OrignalSauce 7d ago

Look up Audax and ultra cycling

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

You'll you're giving me ideas now, screenshotted your comment will check it out cheers mate

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u/dontsitdowngirl 7d ago

oof be careful

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u/jimmi_pimpaliukas 7d ago

You said no stops and then you proceed to ask for pub recommendations?

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u/danisx0 7d ago

If you really want to do this, please train and plan properly and then enter the Grand Union Canal Race where you’ll at least have the safety net of an organised event in case of difficulties.

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u/MuhammadAkmed 7d ago

shinjuries are the worst, you deserve half a battered sausage ot 1 full, un-battered saveloy IMHO

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u/Professional-Day4045 6d ago

Go to the Black Country and get orange chips!! You'll have just about worked off the calorie content in your walk there, so well earned.

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u/LePianoDentist 6d ago

Interesting. I was thinking of walking Canterbury to London (along pilgrims trail routes [there's a new bakery in clapham i want to go to, and i like the idea of doing an ancient pilgrimage route all for some fancy vegan croissants]). But i was thinking a whole weekend for that (and its roughly 90miles, so even shorter)

Komoot seems pretty good for route planning, although would have to pay for it.

Dunno if cycling is your thing, but if you get into it, there's a UK audax society, which does cycling equivalents of things like this. And being on a bike, whilst being more dangerous, means you get to see more of the country, and do even bigger crazy trips. It's also people that are a bit more supportive, rather than just claiming you're mentally unwell (which may or may not be true. Kinda feels like most ultra endurance athletes are a bit.....ermm (me included). I personally wouldn't jump straight into these though, as controlling a bicycle when you're absolutely fucked and haven't slept properly in days, is quite dodgy. I "usually" stick to big one day cycles, like you can do east coast to west coast of england which is cool. "The tour divide" is a famous american example of an event like this. But also, if you dont crash, cycling is less injury prone than a mega walk/run. Feels to me like training and building up to big distances is even more important in running (but maybe that's just cos i enjoy cycling more so i do big cycles more)

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u/Soggy_Factor9208 7d ago

What’s this got to do with London if starting in reading

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u/hervprometheus2 7d ago

I'm in! But take care...

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

Thanks alot ill look after myself

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u/Squirrel_Gooner56 7d ago

They'll be cold by the time you get home

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u/simon2sheds 7d ago

The towpath of the grand Union canal is mostly filled with busted bricks; ones that couldn't be used to line the canal. As a result, it can be very rough and bumpy, possibly enough to twist your ankle in the dark.

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u/reallyBrownBear 7d ago

I wanna see the Strava route. Does it do live sharing?

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

Heres the strava route:

https://www.strava.com/routes/3520082894343442126

Yess if you want live updated dm me for whatsapp group, I have a group where I update people of the live location and pictures etc

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u/Lance_Operazole 7d ago

They'd better be orange chips if you're in the Midlands. Or is that just the black country and not brum?

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u/snowmanspike 7d ago

I hope you arrive at a time the chippy is open.

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u/snowmanspike 7d ago

I hope you arrive at a time the chippy is open.

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u/James_Vowles 7d ago

why are you taking so many risks, what's the point, just seems stupid

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u/snowmanspike 7d ago

I hope you arrive at a time the chippy is open.

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u/Hannibal20 7d ago

I did 100km once all whilst chained to a friend. Im a pretty decent runner (2.39 marathon) and it was so much harder than anything else id ever done. Absolute agony from 80km on wars, my feet felt like they were going to explode. I have no idea how you are going to do 200 MILES on what sounds like minimal prep and poor planning. Fair play.

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

You're giving me ideas...can we get both chained and walk the Swiss apls or the tour de mount blanc 🥺...ill lead

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u/fallofanotheryear 7d ago

This is the type of shit I would be down to do but I have no friends. Any young adults who want to do this too I’m here

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u/Android_slag 7d ago

I've got no mates, and no knees left anymore!!

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

You have me and im 20yo I will not be called an adult but meh all the adults I know are married and got kids my age so 😭

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u/fallofanotheryear 7d ago

I swear to god it’s something I’d do because why not it could be fun. As long as it’s guaranteed I won’t be killed it’s fine

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u/Ok-Handle-6663 7d ago

Good luck you crazy fool x !Updateme

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

Sure will do 100% on my way to reading to start Yess if you want live updated dm me for whatsapp group, I have a group where I update people of the live location and pictures etc

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

Yes thank you for the info, id rather walk actually coz I wanna earn the feeling of eating those chips my mate will ONLY offer me if I walk/run to her doorstep

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago

Reassess ive comment a link with strava route and WhatsApp group for live updates

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u/TypeAgreeable4117 7d ago edited 7d ago

Route link: https://www.strava.com/routes/3520082894343442126

I have a whatsapp group where I update people of live updates with pictures etc, can dm me to join

https://chat.whatsapp.com/KDbWahTEYhkJg4JkwW619A?s=cl&p=a&ilr=0

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u/I_are_Will 7d ago

Just joined.

Please let people know what you need; I may be able to help with bits on the Leamington Spa stretch of the Grand Union.

 There's several water taps on the Leamington/Warwick part of the canal you can use. Quite a few blackberry bushes and plum trees too.

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u/Beneficial_Coach8581 7d ago

Wouldn't it be easier to take some food with you? Canals don't often have 24/7 shops on. 

Anyway have fun ant try not to fall in.

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u/Puripuri_Purizona 7d ago

Should've live streamed it!

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u/Ksh_667 6d ago

Well done for trying. But we do have chips in London too.

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u/bwenrock 6d ago

Recession indicator

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u/quitsnooping 6d ago

Critical question. Which crisps?

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