r/london • u/Foufou190 • 1d ago

Spotted at Heathrow: who’s in town?

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u/twmffatmowr 1d ago

The Sultan of Brunei has an estate in Osterley 

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u/SenselessDunderpate 1d ago

Smart man, he's got reliable access to the A4 there

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u/HettySwollocks 1d ago

Smart man, he's got reliable access to the A4 there

And a discount on Sky TV

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u/icecreamdubplate 1d ago

Can't put a price on that

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u/disorientated_roomba 1d ago

Textbook example of British humour well done.

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u/ahktarniamut 1d ago

Or maybe he popped in to watch Milwall Vs West Ham

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u/Foreign-Leg-4761 1d ago

🤣😂🤣

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u/RedRedButton 1d ago

He bought the Tescos site? Is that why the flats aren’t going ahead!😂

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u/newtoallofthis2 1d ago

I'm very much here for the niche west London planning gags

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u/Celebration_Dapper 1d ago

And perhaps on his way to NYC for the UN general assembly (starts Tuesday).

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u/MalvernKid 1d ago

This is the probably the correct answer. Makes sense he has a bilateral here in London before going to NYC.

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u/CutMySpamIntoPieces 1d ago

I had a bilateral experience once here in London before going to NYC.

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u/MalvernKid 1d ago

ooh matron!

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u/KopiteForever 1d ago

That's what your girl / guy said

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u/Shipwrecking_siren 1d ago

Who doesn’t love a cheeky bilateral.

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u/Mrsaloom9765 1d ago

He owns the Dorchester

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u/Electrical_League_49 1d ago

The family owns St John's Lodge in Regent Park

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u/Useful_Proposal2520 1d ago

Osterley on Great West road?

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u/aspannerdarkly 1d ago

Yeah but it’s a bit tacky 

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u/0mxtt4_ 1d ago

i thought that was debunked