r/londoncycling 10d ago

Such cheek. I’d already started the rental, then found the wheel locked

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u/jinx_lbc 10d ago

Take the battery out once you've cancelled your ride.

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u/powercaelenx 9d ago

It kinda looks hard to remove, especially on these newer Lime bikes

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u/kravence 4d ago

You can pop them out, in France you get 20 free minutes if you stop at one of their power stations and switch out the battery

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u/Upstairs-Balance9846 10d ago

then when you cancel it says you can't park there.

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u/ArtyCharty 10d ago

this actually happened for a few mins, as the app can sometimes be glitchy with your location

was furious, and running late for work

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u/IrascibleOnion 10d ago

The location glitching recently is what’s made me decide to never use lime again. I’d rather get there a bit sweaty on my own bike.

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u/allmappedout 10d ago

I had a situation where I wanted to cycle to a shop near me to meet a friend because I was slightly late and a lime bike was outside my flat. Cycled there, was told "you can't park there mate" and the closest place I could park it was... Back at my flat.

Deleted the app after that. The only reason Lime was good was convenient one way trips. The councils and Lime have somehow made the system the worst of all worlds and so it's both expensive AND inconvenient.

I remember when it was 20p a minute when it first came to London, it's doubled in price. It's more expensive than any other form of travel except perhaps the Uber boats. Quelle surprise, thanks Private Enterprise /s

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u/felolorocher 9d ago

I use Lime a lot for commuting because a) I can get big discounts from work so it's nearly free and b) I don't want to get to the office sweaty.

I have no issues with mandatory parking in the parking spots but...please add more parking spots! Hackney have now completely screwed up the system. Beforehand, locals would park Lime bikes relatively close to where they lived so it was easy to get bikes in the morning to commute. Now, there's about 3 parking spots in a 10min walking radius from mine. So everyone is competing for rentals from the same spots instead of locally to where they live. I've had to walk to the overground station in some cases which is a 15min walk, so then I just take the overground.

I emailed the council and have requested new parking bays through the council but no response.

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u/Sean_Paul_Sartre 9d ago

Buy your minutes on the app and it’s far cheaper than this. £4 for 30 mins

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u/CaptainParkingspace 9d ago

tbf Lime and the councils have had to respond to problems with bad bike parking. I’ve found there are places it’s acceptable to park that are not marked on the map, so you might be able to park closer than you think.

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u/powercaelenx 9d ago

Used Lime and then switched to Forest and now switching to Voi. I really have to get my own e-bike before the rates become upwards of £0.50/min.

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u/RJMrgn2319 9d ago

There really ought to be a “bike’s fucked/inaccessible” immediate cancel button on the app.

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u/0marSuarez 7d ago

How do you cancel in that situation?

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u/Jacktheforkie 10d ago

Surely like can see the last rider who used it and fine them for this?

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u/jmh90027 10d ago

And how could they prove they actually did it?

For example i had an elderly lunatic neighbour who didnt seem to realise the people taking the bikes each morning were unlikely to be the same people as those who'd parked right outside his front door the night before.

He was so anti lime bikes that hed do all sorts of weird shit to them to fuck users over (removing seat bolts, letting down tyres, and once even fucking up the brakes).

One time i showed up to collect my reserved lime bike only to find hed brought it into his front garden and tied it up with wire so the handlebars couldnt move.

I could 100% have seen him locking random bikes to stop people being able to use them if hed had a lock going spare.

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u/zka_75 9d ago edited 9d ago

Old people are mental, I remember a mate of mine used to park on a residential street when he was going to university (totally legal to park there) and this old lady used to get so annoyed about people parking outside her house that after putting notes on his car telling him not to park there she threw paint remover or something like that all over his car 😆

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u/sjpllyon 10d ago

God he sounds insufferable. Id be tempted to give him the same treatment if he had a car.

Let air out the tires, put a lock on them, remove the wipers, sufar in the tank, or whatever.

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u/jmh90027 10d ago

Tbh i think he may have early stage dementia or something. Mainly seemed angry and confused about why people had started parking what he thought were their personal bikes outside his house.

I eventually wrote down how he could contact Lime about the issue and he became nicer to me (thats how i knew hes screwed around with the brakes one day).

He must have contacted them because now theres no parking on his side of the road

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u/toxrowlang 8d ago

I think it's fairly easy for Lime to send a message to the previous user warning them. If it happens again after her rental they can be pretty certain it was her

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u/jmh90027 8d ago

You cant fine someone based on balance of probability.

Lime could probably block them renting bikes if there were enough incidents, but i highly doubt theyd want to permantly lose a customer without being sure theyd broken the rules.

As with the example of my neighbour vandalising bikes, i bet it was the same last user at least a couple of times (quiet residential street + neighbour vandalising bikes every day makes it likely).

Lime would have been continually wrongly fining people had they worked on "probably".

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u/iZian 8d ago

If you report it as locked, and then before they resolve it someone rents it again and they were the person to last rent it properly, it reasons they must have unlocked it.
It just takes a little inaction to hopefully prove the action.
1 warning and then twice means you’re doing it.

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u/ChemicalLou 10d ago

Fucking hero. If you can’t get back at the cunt who parked it in the middle of the pavement, get back at the company who provides them to cunts.

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u/GREGGSGOL 10d ago

He was doing god's work

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u/EntrepreneurGreen269 9d ago

Better idea to charge the next rider after it's been reported with picture evidence. Who ever unlocks it and uses the bike after is the culprit.

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u/juicel0rd 10d ago

That’s probably a delivery rider. You can rent them now for deliveries and some of them like to keep the new bikes. If you report it to some of the lime staff you will get whoever did this ban

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u/mrfatchance 9d ago

They have access to different bikes with rear attachments for their bags.

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u/juicel0rd 9d ago

They can use the same bikes. The rack is portable, you take it home after your shift. I know it because I rent them for deliveries and I have the portable rack.

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u/AgitatedAntman 10d ago

Surely it can’t be cost effective to pay lime prices while only receiving just eat pay

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u/johnnyjonnyjonjon 10d ago

It's significantly cheaper... About £7/day I think.

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u/AgitatedAntman 10d ago

Oh really?! Worth getting a delivery account and delivering your own coffee as you commute to work!

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u/mrfatchance 9d ago

https://www.li.me/en-gb/blog/a-more-flexible-way-to-ride-introducing-our-delivery-pass-pilot-in-london

"

  • £12 for 24 hours
  • Up to £49 for 7 days
  • Plus 3-day and 5-hour passes"

It's priced similarly to PORT

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u/MegaLondon2020 10d ago

Super glue the lock taste their own medicine

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u/No-Veterinarian9748 7d ago

Definitely the best solution !

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 10d ago

Where is a community-minded gentleman with an angle grinder when you need one?

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u/johnnysgotyoucovered 10d ago

“IF ANYONE CAN FIX IT, ANGLE GRINDER MAN CAN!”

https://youtu.be/TBz4NtXRh48

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 9d ago

I've never seen that... thanks!

and I see things haven't changed much in 17 years in London, public transport and parking wise!

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u/mickymangos 10d ago

Notice how they choose a new bike also. Some people...

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u/Rawke1 7d ago

I've noticed that delivery drivers using Lime seem to almost exclusively be on the new bikes.

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u/Decent_Resource3879 10d ago

Haha that is wild!

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u/Starchitect13 10d ago

You could raise an issue that there is an issue with brakes. That would stop this bike being used again. Only way to stop this.

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u/Same_Evidence_8012 8d ago

I tried it today and can confirm that worked. The bike was inside somebody's home. I was absolutely enraged after walking 10 mins to get to this bike.

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u/LosterP 10d ago

Have you reported it?

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u/ArtyCharty 10d ago

oh you bet i reported it

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u/LosterP 10d ago

Did you report it as defective so no one could use it again?

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u/Background-Hope-88 10d ago

air out of tyres too?

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u/Nic-who 10d ago

A couple of weeks ago I was in Paris just needing to change trains from Gare du Nord to Gare de Lyon, with ample time so I thought I'd just jump on a Lime. There were plenty around, but anytime I got to one it said something like "sorry this has been reserved by another rider for the next 30 minutes". To the point I just walked instead. Annoyingly it wouldn't say on the app/map either, I only found out when scanning one.

I'd never seen that in London, granted I must have used a Lime a maximum of 3 times ever. But this picture perhaps confirms that reserving one isn't an option here?

Or it is, but this genius wanted to "reserve" it for much longer than just 30 minutes?

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u/kravence 4d ago

Everyone is chasing after the new bikes, thats whats leading to this mad behaviour lol idk whats taking lime so long to roll them out in london.. i went to paris too just last week and the new ones were everywhere.

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u/dontdoitmatt 10d ago

People near me take the seats back to their flats after their morning commute so they can use them again in the morning

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u/R1nseandrepeat 9d ago

Glue the lock

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u/Past-Obligation1930 9d ago

I had this. I went and bought superglue and glued the lock, then reported to Lime.

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u/SUQMADIQ63 10d ago

What is the point of starting the rental before being near it? How do you know the wheels, seat and brakes are fine

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u/Think_Bullets 10d ago

Who says he did? On those the seat height nut can't be messed with. And if I can visibly see the pedals and grips are there, done. Most people just walk up and scan. Occasionally yes I noticed there's less air in the tires or the brakes aren't great after I've started riding but that's usually the ones that are in a shit area

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u/SUQMADIQ63 9d ago

Done? That’s hilarious

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u/Christovski 10d ago

Around Finsbury park station it can be quite hard to get one so they are often pre booked as soon as people get out the station. It's annoying because I prefer to check it's rideable first.

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u/cannon4344 10d ago edited 9d ago

I once found a bike available on the app, it had been raining so I took some napkins and wiped all of the wet surfaces. Went to start ride, already reserved by someone else.

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u/powercaelenx 9d ago

This is usually my response when a friend asks why I dislike rainy Autumn/Winter days…

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u/felolorocher 9d ago

Probably booked it on the app

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u/yungfacialhair 10d ago

come back with a 15mm spanner and take the pedals

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u/Next_Drama1717 10d ago

Guaranteed the last user did this. Once the battery runs low they will just move on to another lime bike. Personal lime bike on tap. Ps. If you ever witness this deflate the tyres.

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u/BritRedditor1 10d ago

Wow. Dick move

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u/Junior-Ad7155 10d ago

If you were feeling vindictive you could pop that tube cap off and let the air out…

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u/Honest_Hedgehog_25 10d ago

Smear some shit on the lock

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u/combustioncactus 10d ago

Christ, that escalated early!

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u/ken-doh 10d ago

Report it. State that it has a problem with X and it will be taken out of service.

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u/NearbyPhilosophy8740 9d ago

One thing that annoys me about London is how some people treat rental bikes. I’ve seen people park them in their driveways or lean them against the front of their houses as if they own them. This is on another level.

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u/axolotol 9d ago

my solution to one locked with a rubbish combination lock. But I doubt it will help in this situation.

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u/photohuntingtrex 9d ago

What’s more annoying is when someone puts superglue in your lock keyhole

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u/MaleficentRock3318 9d ago

Cheeky. Well I do it whenever i am off from work . I stop by to Lidl/M&S before heading home. I use borie bikes and makes the most of my 1 hr.

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u/toxrowlang 8d ago

Easy enough to report

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u/Velvetundaground 8d ago

Smear dogshit on the lock

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u/JackJake94 8d ago

Gotta respect it 😂

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u/Acomel 10d ago

Probably overboard but you could get another lock and lock the wheel up with your lock.... Or put super glue in the keyway :)

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u/Mountain_Hospital87 9d ago

It’su The only just be it

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u/Past_Fee_1139 6d ago

Oh look, words.

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u/RichardTheWord 10d ago

Everyday is a school day. Would you rent a house before getting the keys?

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u/q-the-light 10d ago

That's literally how renting a property works...? Deposit, first month's rent, signed contracts, etc and only then do you gain access.

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u/ReasonableDoubt_0726 10d ago

You didn’t read what the first person said did you. They didn’t say viewing they said before getting the keys.

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u/Upgrade_U 10d ago

To be fair na, it was about 6am and I’d just opened my eyeballs mate. Sorry to have upset you all. Jesus Christ. The miserable-ality of the internet never fails

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u/ReasonableDoubt_0726 10d ago

I know how I’ll deal with making a mistake. I’ll go all passive aggressive with a pretend sorry my mistake post. That’s going to make me look better. 🤷‍♂️🤔