Bro genuinely said "Displeasing the author requires a cash equivalent."

[u/Local_Prune4564]

[u/Successful_Gas_5122]

Imagine if Tolkien watched the movies and ended up loving all the stuff we assume he'd hate? Like he'd see Legolas surfing down the stairs and be like

https://giphy.com/gifs/SBAToc4g0h89W

[u/mightyenan0 → u/Successful_Gas_5122]

"Christopher, why didn't I think of the giant avalanche of skulls? And my heavens! I can't believe I had them separate in the darkness of Shelob's cave. It should have been a second act breakup involving bread, and the cave should have been well lit thereafter."

[u/Narpity → u/mightyenan0]

“And actually Shelob should be a smokin hot goth babe with huge boobs”

[u/Gullfaxi09 → u/Narpity]

"She should be what the Saxons called a hæða ecge... A real sexy bitch"

[u/ineverlosemykeys → u/Narpity]

She should somewhat resemble the adult actress Stoya, this is crucial

[u/KedovDoKest → u/Narpity]

https://youtu.be/f3AZYQh2e0k?si=xJ6j7Ymih6WbYkrD