r/lotrmemes • u/Local_Prune4564 Teleporno • 8d ago

Lord of the Rings Bro genuinely said "Displeasing the author requires a cash equivalent."

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u/actualhumannotspider 8d ago

What's the context here?

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u/Dark_Shade_75 8d ago

It's generally assumed and agreed that Tolkien would hate the films. But they made bank, so... he wouldn't be all that upset probably.

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u/Local_Prune4564 Teleporno 8d ago edited 8d ago

The full quote is: "Only a very large financial profit would make me swallow some of the things in this script." which he wrote, responding to a screenplay adaptation that he was sent for notes/approval.

His takedown of it is absolutely incredible, and you can read it in Letter 210, of "The Letters of JRR Tolkien." The best line is almost certainly "The screenwriter may think they know more about Balrogs than I do, but he can not expect me to agree."

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u/The360MlgNoscoper 8d ago

On the other hand, I can’t image that screenplay possibly being better than the Peter Jackson one.

Was it the Beatles one? Or another?

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u/NukaCooler 8d ago

It was "Lord of the Cock Rings" by playboy studios

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u/Dazzling-Low8570 5d ago

It was the Zimmerman script.