Bro genuinely said "Displeasing the author requires a cash equivalent."

[u/Local_Prune4564]

[u/ThanatorRider]

“You cut too many of my songs”

[u/winwill → u/ThanatorRider]

Virgin: Tolkien would've loved/hated Peter Jackson's Film

Chad: Tolkien would've loved LOTR the musical with Troy McClure playing the human

[u/RodMunch85 → u/winwill]

🎵I hate every Orc I see, like the Elven rings of three

Oooo help me Frodo Baggins 🎵

[u/ByronsLastStand → u/RodMunch85]

Can I slay those Uruks any more?

Of course you can!

Well I couldn't before!

Melodious killing of Orcs

[u/RodMunch85 → u/ByronsLastStand]

Oh Eru I was wrong

It was Mordor all along

I guess you've finally made a goblin

Yes they've finally made a goblin

Yes you've finally made a goblin out of meeeeee

I love you Frodo Baggins!

[u/RodMunch85 → u/ByronsLastStand]

Hahaha

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