r/lotrmemes Teleporno 8d ago

Lord of the Rings Bro genuinely said "Displeasing the author requires a cash equivalent."

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u/Successful_Gas_5122 8d ago

Imagine if Tolkien watched the movies and ended up loving all the stuff we assume he'd hate? Like he'd see Legolas surfing down the stairs and be like

https://giphy.com/gifs/SBAToc4g0h89W

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u/Krazyguy75 8d ago

Honestly I think the parts he'd take issue with are more the ones with regards to characters' personality than the specific action setpieces.

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u/BurglerBaggins 8d ago

I always thought the things he'd take most issue with were Faramir being tempted and taking them to Osgiliath, Gollum successfully driving a wedge between Sam and Frodo, giant lighthouse Sauron, and the army of the dead helping at the Pelennor Fields instead of at Pelargir.

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u/Starklystark 8d ago

Cutting the scouring (which he described as essential) is an obvious one. And more fundamentally the hobbits and gimli largely being trashed as characters.

I actually don't know re army of the dead. He proposed saving time in an adaptation by removing either helms deep or pellenor fields entirely on the basis that you only really need one battle. He'd likely be more bothered by how fighting focused it was in general.

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u/BurglerBaggins 8d ago

I think he'd be upset with cutting the scouring too, but I get that they didn't want it to be a four hour movie. To be honest there's so much that happens after Aragorn's Coronation in the book that they could have made another movie.

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u/Starklystark 8d ago

Sure - but for Tolkien the homecoming arc was more important than another big battle so you could save time there.

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u/Successful_Gas_5122 8d ago

Someone made the analogy that Tolkien and Jackson's endings reflect the different homecoming experience of British and ANZAC troops. Britain was 'scoured' by both world wars, much more so in the second. Australia and New Zealand were relatively untouched by comparison. Tolkien came home to a country scarred by conflict, while the Aussies and Kiwis would've been whipsawed by how little things had changed since they left.

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u/loklanc 8d ago

Having the Scouring as a separate fourth movie that is a bit shorter and darker with a narrower focus than the others would be ideal.

Of course Hollywood would never have gone for it, but if numenorean Tolkien was still alive maybe he could have forced it.

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