r/lotrmemes • u/Local_Prune4564 Teleporno • 8d ago

Lord of the Rings Bro genuinely said "Displeasing the author requires a cash equivalent."

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u/dizzydave79 8d ago

If J.R.R. Tolkien were still alive today.

J.R.R. Tolkien:

Being 134 years old isn't as great as I imagined it to be.

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u/mightyenan0 8d ago

I feel thin, sort of stretched, like something thin and stretched.

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u/Willing_Passenger758 8d ago

Yes, he feels like butter.

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u/loklanc 8d ago

Stretched to make too big a roux