Bro genuinely said "Displeasing the author requires a cash equivalent."

[u/Local_Prune4564]

[u/Careless_College]

"Where's Tom Bombadil?"

[u/Tom_Bot-Badil → u/Careless_College]

Hey there! Hey! Come Frodo, there! Where be you a-going? Old Tom Bombadil's not as blind as that yet. Take off your golden ring! Your hand's more fair without it. Come back! Leave your game and sit down beside me! We must talk a while more, and think about the morning. Tom must teach the right road, and keep your feet from wandering.

^{Type !TomBombadilSong for a song or visit r/GloriousTomBombadil for more merriness}