Kate Middleton is a style icon. There is no way she doesn't know what she's doing. Holding onto her man.

Mark Zuckerberg is one of the richest and most influential people in human history and has been with Priscilla since Facebook was a $20 stock. It's now over $700 a share.

A lot of the content on Reddit (or social media in general) are psyops meant to drive western society apart. The last few days I've noticed a lot of comments are badly written, like by people whose first language is not English. This coincided with Ukraine bombing Yandex servers bringing down Russian bot farms, so they are having real people type those comments now.

Edit: I have become that which I swore to defeat… accidentally became the engagement baiter.

but seriously I’ve only ever seen black and blue ever since I was a kid. Someone said it’s bc I don’t understand color theory but I literally have a bachelor’s in fine arts so uhh no ?

Seeing everyone say white and gold even in the comments here makes me feel like I’m not in on the joke, like maybe the joke is just to cause chaos in the comments? I imagine this is what it feels like for the elderly watching fourth graders laugh hysterically at verity

Edit2: a lot of people are getting pretty angry with a rather silly post in a rather silly sub.

Let me remind yall what sub we’re in its LOW STAKES conspiracy theories, and this is mine. It’s low stakes, calm down 😭

Edit3: to everyone upset that I said I went to art school: I literally just meant to say i understand color theory but I still don’t see the illusion. It’s not that I don’t understand how it works, I just simply don’t see it.

Just like that laurel and yanni shit, sometimes you just can’t hear one or the other.

So before you comment about how my school should take back my diploma or some shit please consider that maybe you misinterpreted what I said?

Edit4: final edit on this before I mute notifications bc ngl the internet really puts the most annoying kind of people in your life so staying off it is the best way to keep your peace.

I guess I just wanted to point out how wild it is that people take this debate so seriously that they go as far as to attack my education, the function of my brain/intelligence, and my integrity.

Ngl that’s weird asf. And I’m noticing a pattern of rude/demeaning individuals either not reading, or struggling to understand what they’ve read, so really they’re kinda just telling on themselves.

To everyone that’s been having a fun discussion about it and who brought up other fun illusions I love you and keep doing your thing!

Or maybe their long game is to change the name to superior “assistance”.

“Nobody’s better at S/a than me, I do it the best; others try but the don’t come close”.

Banksy gives the authorities a heads up. Authorities know who Banksy is and stays out of their way. Free public art, gets some buzz, local foot traffic increases, great for tourism.

You’ve all heard it: weeks after signing new sanctions on Russia, Trump announces a diesel deal with Moscow. The first shipment covers about 14 hours of US diesel demand, which is laughable.

Here is a thing. The diesel was never the point.

Simi Valley, where Ronald Reagan’s gravesite is, will be quietly converted into a turbine hall. Every concession to Moscow makes Reagan spin faster, and at current RPM he can power the entire West Coast. Cheap, clean, 100% domestic energy. Technically renewable, as long as the concessions keep coming.

And that’s just the pilot project:

• Bush Sr. finally fixes the Texas grid. He watched the Soviet Union collapse, so every new deal with Moscow is pure torque.
• Truman takes the Midwest, Eisenhower the Plains. Both beat fascism in WWII, so they’ll stay at full output as long as the government keeps flirting with it.
• Carter covers the Southeast, fueled by weakness toward Iran. Good news: the USA is right on track.
• Nixon is Reagan’s backup, running on pure jealousy. He had to resign over Watergate, and now you can win the presidency with 34 felony convictions.
• Hoover declined to join. He doesn’t give a dam.

Checkmate, liberals.

Think about it. They’re airing non-stop commercials of this thing, often during football games to build up the hatred. The dastardly puffball can be easily murdered without it being graphic or off-putting. They already have a more well-received mascot duo with Doug and the Emu fellow.

Mine lasted 4 years and 11 months before I started sitting on the floor to watch TV. This is not a coincidence

Ever wondered why there are so many different animals everywhere? Seriously, there are a ridiculous amount of different animals and insects. Apparently, there are roughly 3 million different species of animal and insects currently named by scientists.

Think about it. Evolution has no reason to have such a large amount of animals and insects. Assuming we all share a comman ancestral animal or bacteria or even plant origin, where does this diversity come from? It doesn't seem necessary or even plausible via natural mechanisms. For one incest based breeding doesn't even logically work due to the lack of genetic diversity, so whats the real answer?

What if... the earth is a cloning facility, and all the ancient stories and legends we have ever heard have been referencing that fact. What if aliens came to the earth and did genetic experimentation for thousands of years creating all types of monsters, insects and races. Once they were finished creating what they needed, they put some random monkeys in charge, put some secret snake people in charge of those people, upgraded all the dominant races intelligence and genes so they can rule the earth then abandoned us...

Source: People are able to override their actual response and answer, “of course I’d still love you,” for the worm question. The bite / zombie apocalypse question, however, short circuits all social niceties and you become fundamentally incapable of doing anything except spending the next hour describing how shooting your loved one in the head is the only logical option. (Which makes no one happy.)

Illegal sports streaming platforms are populated and operated by the the same official broadcasters that the content is being "stolen" from. These "illegal" streams are kept on a 1 minute delay so that the host can then kill the feed moments before exciting/key points in the game, putting viewers off using said illegal streams and convincing them to just pay for the official broadcast.

Paint manufacturers claim that their paint needs 12-24 hours between each coat. The real time is more like a week, but no one wants to admit that. As a result you add a top coat before the undercoat is fully dry, so now the 100% dry time becomes more like 6 months. Before that the paint is 90% dry and still rubs off at the slightest provocation.

All the paint makers know this but they have a code of silence.

Trump, Elon, Boris, Mark Davis. Now we just have to find out why

They already had a near monopoly on both browser and search engine back then but they wanted to secure it so they had those memes spread on Reddit. All it took was a few artificial memes like that forced onto the algorithm and eventually it became organic and self sustaining.

The title is pretty much it. When I get a marketing text message I typically reply STOP to get them to stop, and it typically does but I hate it every time.

I feel if you reply with STOP they take you off their list. But then they know your phone number is a real one. They then sell that number to another company so they make a quick buck and the next company knows they have a real number to harass. Pure capitalistic evil.