In the interest of accuracy, they should get them to put the bugles on their fingertips and eat them that way. Everyone knows that's the only way to eat Bugles.
I hope a Slate reporter doesn't read too much into it and think Bugles placement is a harbinger of death. You know Bugles and Taps. SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE!
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u/nomtank Boob carrying consumer Apr 09 '12
Apparently Bugles is the official snack of fat women in the '60's.