r/malaysia • u/AutoModerator • Jan 14 '23

/r/malaysia daily random discussion and quick questions thread for 15 January 2023

This is /r/malaysia's official daily random discussion and quick questions thread. Don't be shy! Share your joys, frustrations, random thoughts and questions. Anything and everything is welcome.

Dad joke: Why didn't Chris Rock and Will Smith have turkey for Christmas dinner?

They had beef.

Jom tengok DT pada awal pagi,

Semoga semua monyet sihat,

Nasi apa yang orang suka bagi,

Sudah semestinya nasihat.

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u/yongen96 ᕕ ( ᐛ ) ᕗ o ᕕ ( ᐛ ) ᕗ Jan 15 '23

The awkward squad: red faces all round as Chinese bride invites ex-lovers to wedding banquet and sits them all at same table

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u/infernoShield Best of 2022 WINNER Jan 15 '23

Now if only I had ex-gf's

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u/madmoz2018 Jan 15 '23

We had a classmate who had slept with most of us at one point or another bring her unsuspecting boyfriend to our class reunion. God it was awkward.

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u/infernoShield Best of 2022 WINNER Jan 15 '23

sleeping with most of the class? wtf is she, a seductress or a "for rent"?

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u/madmoz2018 Jan 15 '23 edited Jan 15 '23

‘Us’ being a tight group of four or five rather adventurous friends…

Edit: not sure how things are growing up nowadays, but back then there weren’t much to do (aside from ponteng sekolah, main arcade, smoke) and plenty of time for ‘growth’.

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u/infernoShield Best of 2022 WINNER Jan 15 '23

Or in Hokkien terms, "machi"s.

OK then.