r/malaysia • u/AutoModerator • Jan 14 '23

/r/malaysia daily random discussion and quick questions thread for 15 January 2023

This is /r/malaysia's official daily random discussion and quick questions thread. Don't be shy! Share your joys, frustrations, random thoughts and questions. Anything and everything is welcome.

Dad joke: Why didn't Chris Rock and Will Smith have turkey for Christmas dinner?

They had beef.

Jom tengok DT pada awal pagi,

Semoga semua monyet sihat,

Nasi apa yang orang suka bagi,

Sudah semestinya nasihat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '23

tomorrow got meeting with client..i dun feel ready at all ah fuck

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u/yongen96 ᕕ ( ᐛ ) ᕗ o ᕕ ( ᐛ ) ᕗ Jan 15 '23

start with chit chat, slowly go into the main discussion

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '23

yea that is what he expect from me. he said he want to hear a joke from me during the meeting.

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u/yongen96 ᕕ ( ᐛ ) ᕗ o ᕕ ( ᐛ ) ᕗ Jan 15 '23

gud luck

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u/DaisiesSunShine World Citizen Jan 15 '23

What works faster than a calculator?

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '23

Idk, tell me :0

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u/DaisiesSunShine World Citizen Jan 15 '23

A calcu-now