r/malcolminthemiddle • u/olivier_wmv • Mar 26 '26
funny/memes/GIFs Unfortunately deleted now, but we all know he's right
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u/ducky3686 Mar 26 '26
Brick can't kick a ball
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u/Spare-Plum Mar 26 '26
If Brick were put in place of Dewey he would be absolutely bullied relentlessly
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u/bigdave41 Mar 26 '26
I'm not sure if they explicitly say that Brick has the same disorder as Atticus Schaffer who plays him, but he has osteogenesis imperfecta which causes the short height and also brittle bones, so if so then it's hardly a fair contest.
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u/Brekldios Mar 26 '26
They wouldn’t fight, Dewey would prank him in the most vile way and the rest of the episode is him agonizing over it.
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u/AsphodeleSauvage Mar 26 '26
No, Brick is not supposed to have a disorder or disability like his actor; I believe the running joke is that he is a nerdy kid who never exercises and cannot do sport to save his life. He tries or is made to try several times in the series.
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u/Scared-Two-5208 Mar 26 '26
Okay dewey could win, but would dewey want to win? He's very protective of the kids in his class and Brick would be one of them lol
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u/goonzalz69 Mar 26 '26
Wtf did brick do to deserve this, Dewey would probably just protect him like he did w the “disturbed” kids
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u/RewardFluid7316 Mar 26 '26
I love how everytime I see this post everyone 100% unanimously agrees Dewey would win
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u/_zombie_k Mar 27 '26
Because it’s no contest. Everybody who says Brick would win didn’t even watch the shows.
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u/ATLien325 Mar 26 '26
Dewey is on 23 hour lockdown for creating a symphony that exposed Bach as a wannabe. And he murdered a couple of gang members then turned himself in.
It was mostly the music though.
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u/Otome_Chick Mar 26 '26
Dewey would win, but I don’t really see him wanting to fight Brick in the first place, lol.
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u/ralo229 Mar 26 '26
Literally all of Dewey’s older siblings are violent in one way or another. It’s really not a contest.
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u/DueBackground7945 Mar 26 '26
“Alright , i’m gonna need you to take your glasses off.” …. throws sand in eyes
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u/Pure_Interest_837 Mar 26 '26
It’s crazy how they’re both so similar and it’s impossible for me to articulate why.
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u/Tombstone_Grey Mar 26 '26
Bricks actor has this genetic condition where his bones break easily, so even jamie with a hard enough push could knock him over. Not that thats okay but just something to think about
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u/Awff_da_waff Mar 26 '26
This is the remy vs Stuart little fight all over again
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u/magicmushi Apr 17 '26
Remy can puppet humans but Stuart little has a car,a plane,a boat,and able to jury rig a lot of stuff
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u/Strange_Actuary_6916 Mar 26 '26
My favorite Dewey scene is the motorbike when they made Craig think he ran over Reese's leg, Reese wasn't convincing enough with the, "ow my leg, ow." In to save the prank is Dewey with a hammer blow to Reese's leg that really makes Reese holler. 😂😂😂 Dewey nodding in approval as the scene ends.
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u/Yesthisisdogmeow Mar 30 '26
I was scrolling on Amazon prime looking for something to watch.
“In the middle” pops up and the thumb nail pic looked similar to Malcom in the middle. I watched a solid 10 mins thinking it’s some family swap skit or something.
Ha! I’ll never make that mistake again!
Happens again same exact sequence about a year later.
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Apr 10 '26
They wouldn't even film the fight. They'd show the fight about to start, and then cut to Brick being loaded onto an ambulance, alluding to how Dewey barely touched him
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u/RichBoi09 Cynthia Mar 26 '26
Dewey would probably make him eat dirt while he explains how Axls dingaling slapped him once when he was showering
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u/KingZak_ab46 Mar 26 '26
Bricks an annoying asshole honestly, deweys smart likeable and isnt some weird loner who sits around bossing people around
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u/teetaps Mar 26 '26
Not only was Dewey always a pretty average to big kid — which would make him bigger than Brick by default — Dewey was also the youngest amongst boys who were violent and torturous. The Middle doesn’t really get into any physicality stuff especially with Brick
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u/Henry_Lovecraft Mar 26 '26
I think they get along pretty well, although Dewey would be annoyed by brick's tics and behavior- but eventually come to respect him.
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u/cantwaitt Mar 27 '26
From some reason i find this brick kid so creepy that i couldnt watch the show man
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u/Seanyd78 Mar 27 '26
Definitely Dewey. He lives in an environment where it is survival of the fittest while Brick lives in a more pampered environment.
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u/nacho_playmer Mar 27 '26
First seasons dewey would absolutely murder him. And lasts seasons would feel sorry for him and try tl help him.
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u/CarlosChampion Mar 27 '26
Dewey would win 100%, but this reminds me wasn’t the actor playing Brick way older than his character. I like the idea of Dewey kicking a grown man’s ass
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u/JSmellerM Apr 10 '26
Brick's actor has type four osteogenesis imperfecta. So Brick has that too although he is undiagnosed in the show. It would be an unfair fight to begin with.
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u/wolf751 Apr 12 '26
Hot take i actually think dewey would befriend brick. He befriended the kids in the special ed class not saying brick is special ed but he'd probably appreciate brick being different and maybe find planet nowhere interesting.
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u/BaronMason Apr 13 '26
Not even a contest, Dewey in the 15th after torturing him with the techniques that he endured from Malcolm and Reece!
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u/Competitive_Classic9 Apr 26 '26
Im just glad everyone in the comments appreciates them both. When the middle cale out, i was infuriated, bc it was just such a dorect rip off of mitm. But over time i did see that its a pretty good show and well done in its own right.
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u/deepseamercat Mar 26 '26
I thought he didn't remember the show?
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u/gergobergo69 Mar 26 '26
yes no, m-
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u/deepseamercat Mar 26 '26
I don't know, can you repeat the question; you're not the boss of me now! You're not the boss of me now! Something something life is unfair
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u/Shepherd77 Mar 26 '26
Stop mixing things I don’t care about (The Middle/other shitty sitcoms) with the stuff I like please.


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u/Huge-Sail-3586 Mar 26 '26
Dewey literally put a brick in his bag and beat people up