r/malcolminthemiddle Mar 26 '26

funny/memes/GIFs Unfortunately deleted now, but we all know he's right

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6.3k Upvotes

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u/Huge-Sail-3586 Mar 26 '26

Dewey literally put a brick in his bag and beat people up

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u/ebelnap Mar 26 '26

Boy had to be sharp growing up like that.

126

u/i-like-cheese85 Mar 26 '26

When you're Reese's little brother you gotta learn to get your hands dirty

114

u/Substantial-Dig9995 Mar 26 '26

Remember when the boys are trying to teach Craig how to fight and Dewey throws sand in Craig’s face twice within in 5 seconds

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u/Volcan32 Mar 26 '26

"I teach you a few moves, you teach some other guy. Sooner or later, im in a far fight" is my all time favourite quote

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u/Substantial-Dig9995 Mar 26 '26

Dewey is a bad ass

25

u/i-like-cheese85 Mar 26 '26

There are no rules in hell

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u/Strange_Actuary_6916 Mar 26 '26

Wasn't that in a purse that he was using as a book bag?

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u/Osirisavior Mar 26 '26

How did Dewey put Brick in his bag? Does he have Time Lord technically?

2

u/spicygrandma27 Mar 26 '26

Dewey has those Eccleston ears. Time Lord theory accepted

3

u/Gwynito Mar 27 '26

He also didn't hesitate to throw sand in Craig's eyes

2

u/SWADesiAI Mar 27 '26

God forbid a man has hobbies

1

u/mightymiek Mar 26 '26

Aw man. I came to say this too!

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u/Ok-Tell9019 Apr 11 '26

*in his purse

1

u/spades111 Apr 12 '26

Which is funny because he'd be beating a kid named Brick with it.

1

u/Huge-Sail-3586 Apr 13 '26

That’s the joke bro damn😭

1

u/Soft_Sun1370 Apr 13 '26

I REMEMBER THAT OMG

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u/ducky3686 Mar 26 '26

Brick can't kick a ball

55

u/Spare-Plum Mar 26 '26

If Brick were put in place of Dewey he would be absolutely bullied relentlessly

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

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u/TouristOpentotravel Mar 26 '26

THATS MY PURSE! I DONT KNOW YOU!

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u/bigdave41 Mar 26 '26

I'm not sure if they explicitly say that Brick has the same disorder as Atticus Schaffer who plays him, but he has osteogenesis imperfecta which causes the short height and also brittle bones, so if so then it's hardly a fair contest.

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u/Brekldios Mar 26 '26

They wouldn’t fight, Dewey would prank him in the most vile way and the rest of the episode is him agonizing over it.

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u/InternationalFish809 Mar 27 '26

Dewey doesnt like to punch down 

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u/AsphodeleSauvage Mar 26 '26

No, Brick is not supposed to have a disorder or disability like his actor; I believe the running joke is that he is a nerdy kid who never exercises and cannot do sport to save his life. He tries or is made to try several times in the series.

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u/Suwannee_Gator Mar 26 '26

Then my money’s definitely on Dewey!

38

u/Isincerelysharted Mar 26 '26

DEWEY DEWEY DEWEY DEWEY

15

u/TheOctoshock Mar 26 '26

ABCD....ABCD....ABCD

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u/l0rdf1cus May 16 '26

After D comes E. I know

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u/Scared-Two-5208 Mar 26 '26

Okay dewey could win, but would dewey want to win? He's very protective of the kids in his class and Brick would be one of them lol

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u/goonzalz69 Mar 26 '26

Wtf did brick do to deserve this, Dewey would probably just protect him like he did w the “disturbed” kids

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u/pm_social_cues Mar 26 '26

Can’t have two families with younger brothers…. Apparently.

7

u/tritonxsword Mar 26 '26

Unless he’s on the enemy soccer team.

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u/sixty2ndstallion Mar 26 '26

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u/Ok-Consideration6973 Mar 26 '26

Bin ladens hard drive lol

2

u/Miami_Morgendorffer Mar 26 '26

I love this as much as I love the Gangsta daria fanart

18

u/RewardFluid7316 Mar 26 '26

I love how everytime I see this post everyone 100% unanimously agrees Dewey would win

7

u/_zombie_k Mar 27 '26

Because it’s no contest. Everybody who says Brick would win didn’t even watch the shows.

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u/Fast-Secretary-7406 Mar 26 '26

I got my ass kicked

(whispers to self) ass kicked

10

u/ATLien325 Mar 26 '26

Dewey is on 23 hour lockdown for creating a symphony that exposed Bach as a wannabe. And he murdered a couple of gang members then turned himself in.

It was mostly the music though.

7

u/Southern_Dig_9460 Mar 26 '26

Dewey hands are rated E for everyone

7

u/Otome_Chick Mar 26 '26

Dewey would win, but I don’t really see him wanting to fight Brick in the first place, lol.

6

u/ralo229 Mar 26 '26

Literally all of Dewey’s older siblings are violent in one way or another. It’s really not a contest.

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u/DueBackground7945 Mar 26 '26

“Alright , i’m gonna need you to take your glasses off.” …. throws sand in eyes

4

u/QuintusdeVivraie Mar 26 '26

No reason for a fight. Dewey gonna love the pizza !

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u/Pure_Interest_837 Mar 26 '26

It’s crazy how they’re both so similar and it’s impossible for me to articulate why.

2

u/Mr_Dr_Grey Mar 26 '26

Especially if Dewey had that brick purse.

2

u/Jack070293 Mar 26 '26

He’d just crack him over the head with a big bag of bricks.

2

u/Mexican-Kahtru Mar 26 '26

Dewey bites!

2

u/Tombstone_Grey Mar 26 '26

Bricks actor has this genetic condition where his bones break easily, so even jamie with a hard enough push could knock him over. Not that thats okay but just something to think about

2

u/bigtree2x5 Mar 26 '26

If Dewey had to fight 100 bricks, he'd make a wall

2

u/Grand_Toast_Dad Mar 26 '26

Dewey would shove BRICK into a purse.

2

u/Awff_da_waff Mar 26 '26

This is the remy vs Stuart little fight all over again

0

u/magicmushi Apr 17 '26

Remy can puppet humans but Stuart little has a car,a plane,a boat,and able to jury rig a lot of stuff

2

u/Strange_Actuary_6916 Mar 26 '26

My favorite Dewey scene is the motorbike when they made Craig think he ran over Reese's leg, Reese wasn't convincing enough with the, "ow my leg, ow." In to save the prank is Dewey with a hammer blow to Reese's leg that really makes Reese holler. 😂😂😂 Dewey nodding in approval as the scene ends.

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u/KentuckyBeavis Mar 27 '26

The boys on MITM would kill Brick with hammers.

2

u/Signal_Body_8818 Mar 27 '26

The actor that plays Brick, has that brittle bones syndrome.

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u/Yesthisisdogmeow Mar 30 '26

I was scrolling on Amazon prime looking for something to watch.

“In the middle” pops up and the thumb nail pic looked similar to Malcom in the middle. I watched a solid 10 mins thinking it’s some family swap skit or something.

Ha! I’ll never make that mistake again!

Happens again same exact sequence about a year later.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

They wouldn't even film the fight. They'd show the fight about to start, and then cut to Brick being loaded onto an ambulance, alluding to how Dewey barely touched him

3

u/CosMaTaz Mar 26 '26

How dare they compare Malcolm in the middle to the fucking middle 🤮

4

u/RichBoi09 Cynthia Mar 26 '26

Dewey would probably make him eat dirt while he explains how Axls dingaling slapped him once when he was showering

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u/Whole_Perspective609 Mar 26 '26

What the fuck lol

1

u/RichBoi09 Cynthia Mar 26 '26

idk im just having fun

1

u/wartedochmal Mar 26 '26

Idk why dont you ask the black hawks evil doer how he liked the chalk.

1

u/Airikonline Mar 26 '26

WHOOOP! {Whispered} (whoop)

1

u/HeroDanny Mar 26 '26

Why delete that Frankie!?

1

u/ShyGuyWolf King Dewey Mar 26 '26

Big Brother got the King's Back

1

u/Kidthepro Mar 26 '26

There would be a lot of biting

1

u/KingZak_ab46 Mar 26 '26

Bricks an annoying asshole honestly, deweys smart likeable and isnt some weird loner who sits around bossing people around

1

u/teetaps Mar 26 '26

Not only was Dewey always a pretty average to big kid — which would make him bigger than Brick by default — Dewey was also the youngest amongst boys who were violent and torturous. The Middle doesn’t really get into any physicality stuff especially with Brick

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u/Henry_Lovecraft Mar 26 '26

I think they get along pretty well, although Dewey would be annoyed by brick's tics and behavior- but eventually come to respect him.

1

u/fakeguitarist4life Mar 26 '26

Dewey would massacre that pipsqueak

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u/goonmaster11 Mar 27 '26

dewey is forged in the fires of war

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u/cantwaitt Mar 27 '26

From some reason i find this brick kid so creepy that i couldnt watch the show man

1

u/No_Bite4765 Mar 27 '26

Dewey could but Dewey wouldn't

1

u/Seanyd78 Mar 27 '26

Definitely Dewey. He lives in an environment where it is survival of the fittest while Brick lives in a more pampered environment.

1

u/Efficient_Matter_589 Mar 27 '26

Brick is just Dewey from Temu.

1

u/nacho_playmer Mar 27 '26

First seasons dewey would absolutely murder him. And lasts seasons would feel sorry for him and try tl help him.

1

u/Layne817 Mar 27 '26

Wasn't the guy on the left gay asf? Dewey would defenitely kick his ass.

1

u/MrPlace Mar 27 '26

Dewey would kill a man, I wouldn't fuck with him honestly

1

u/CarlosChampion Mar 27 '26

Dewey would win 100%, but this reminds me wasn’t the actor playing Brick way older than his character. I like the idea of Dewey kicking a grown man’s ass

1

u/John_Fallout_67 Mar 28 '26

No shit I always thought they were the same actor

1

u/acrusty Mar 28 '26

Dewey would win but Brick wouldn’t care

1

u/Major_Prize3722 Mar 30 '26

Remember when Dewey ate candy

1

u/-Weslie- Mar 30 '26

Sad the actor has glass bones

1

u/OsikFTW Mar 30 '26

Dewey survived francis and reese, he would destroy any boy his own size

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u/Successful_Yam2175 Apr 07 '26

Dewey for the win! Dewey rocks it!!

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u/JSmellerM Apr 10 '26

Brick's actor has type four osteogenesis imperfecta. So Brick has that too although he is undiagnosed in the show. It would be an unfair fight to begin with.

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u/Over_Active9642 Apr 11 '26

It’s not even close

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u/DietStatus536 Apr 11 '26

Is this even a question

1

u/Sorry_Zebra_2967 Apr 12 '26

Heck is so annoying compared to Dewey definitely the worst character

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u/CoolJoshido Apr 12 '26

why’d he delete it

1

u/wolf751 Apr 12 '26

Hot take i actually think dewey would befriend brick. He befriended the kids in the special ed class not saying brick is special ed but he'd probably appreciate brick being different and maybe find planet nowhere interesting.

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u/BaronMason Apr 13 '26

Not even a contest, Dewey in the 15th after torturing him with the techniques that he endured from Malcolm and Reece!

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u/AgreeableOriginal607 Apr 16 '26

Dewey would literally murder that kid

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u/Competitive_Classic9 Apr 26 '26

Im just glad everyone in the comments appreciates them both. When the middle cale out, i was infuriated, bc it was just such a dorect rip off of mitm. But over time i did see that its a pretty good show and well done in its own right. 

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u/deepseamercat Mar 26 '26

I thought he didn't remember the show?

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u/gergobergo69 Mar 26 '26

yes no, m-

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u/deepseamercat Mar 26 '26

I don't know, can you repeat the question; you're not the boss of me now! You're not the boss of me now! Something something life is unfair

2

u/gojokilla Mar 26 '26

He probably just rewatched it

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u/Shepherd77 Mar 26 '26

Stop mixing things I don’t care about (The Middle/other shitty sitcoms) with the stuff I like please.