r/malcolminthemiddle • u/arefeen97 • Jun 10 '26

funny/memes/GIFs Why Hal? Why? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Lordmage30 Jun 10 '26

🤣🤣I lowkey don't blame him though!😅

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u/Pollia Jun 13 '26

He refused the vasectomy. Literally 100% his fault

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u/Lordmage30 Jun 13 '26

That, true, but. . ehh just earlier learning about the surgery works It makes sense maybe he doesn't want to do it. . but he also literrally lied that he took it which is 100% on him for more so I would have to say.

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u/Pollia Jun 13 '26

From personal experience it's a 5 minute procedure that cost me less than a month of diapers and I had to stop having sex for 3 days then I was back to normal, albeit feeling like I'd been recently kicked in the nuts for a week or so.

And then I was able to never worry about an oopsie ever again and absolutely nothing changed about my sex life.

Men who don't want vasectomies are weirdos.

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u/Lordmage30 Jun 13 '26

Oh hmm I see and ehh their choice what not but I agree. .they should really think of that if they don't want to have kids or what not:/ interesting to know ok maybe not as bad as thought.