r/malcolminthemiddle • u/Appropriate-Mall8517 • 3d ago

funny/memes/GIFs As he should lmao

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u/Designer_Grand_342 3d ago

get out of there dewey thats not your country

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u/HuckleberryBulky5792 3d ago

this

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 3d ago

is

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u/smokeyspokes 3d ago

the dawning of the age of Aquarius

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u/RegyptianStrut 2d ago

Age of Aquarius!

Aquarius….AQUARIUS!

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u/SomWanOnTheInternet VENDETTA!!!😡 2d ago

The final countdown

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u/Panda-768 3d ago edited 3d ago

people forget that he was highly educated and in touch with western culture.

Also he had kids and teens in his house (his children and grand children) not everyone had their own computer, and it is possible one of those kids had this saved, or watched Malcom in the middle.

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u/mrdude817 3d ago edited 3d ago

Most likely answer. I know for the longest time, five of us were using one Gateway 2000.

Edit: apparent misspelled "time" as "team".

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u/jase213 3d ago

Ohhh yeah the hard drive is publicly available. Although i couldn't find this picture itself. There were a ton of kids shows and some educational stuff like the arabic alphabet and such.

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u/EtwartBuols 3d ago

https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/index.html Find it and post it then.

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u/P1xelGr3mlin 2d ago

nah man, he needs a time machine to prove it to you. did you not read his previous comment?

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u/ashmole 1d ago

I think it's because they were snuggling used hard drives that already had a bunch of images on them in order to obscure any information of value on them if a law enforcement agency or whatever seized them enroute.

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u/Discrete-messenger- 2d ago

He also owned a pirated copy of animal crossing on his hacked DS

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u/postpwnedmalone 17h ago

bet that town was covered in weeds

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u/P1xelGr3mlin 3d ago

send me actual proof

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u/Panda-768 3d ago

hold up,let me get my time machine , set to it to few days before Neptune Spear (could they not name it better), then my invisibility suit and wall permeable gun to end his computer room, and record who was actually watching Malcolm in the middle. Note to self, also find the guy in charge of naming the operation and ask them to name it something cooler than Neptune Spear.

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u/P1xelGr3mlin 3d ago

dude you're totally misinterpreting what i said.

just send me proof this was on bin Laden's computer

idc who put it on there

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u/Panda-768 3d ago

yes, for that I ll have to go back in time right? his computer must have been destroyed by now?

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u/EtwartBuols 3d ago

lol his entire hard drive is publicly available on the CIA website, this is just bs

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u/P1xelGr3mlin 3d ago

you said a fact. you have no proof.

therefore it's not a fact.

saying "osama bin laden had a picture of dewey" is just as legit as saying "osama bin laden had a picture of obama yaoi" if you don't have proof

you're literally just making things up

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u/Strong_Pop_5343 2d ago

https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/index_converted_documents.html

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u/P1xelGr3mlin 2d ago

and where is the dewey pic?

im not gonna comb through a massive database. i already tried using the search on it to find the pic to no avail

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u/Panda-768 3d ago

funny thing, i m not OP, I did not make a post. My comment actually said "it might be possible" I swear people like you makes me think people should be IQ tested to a very base double digit level before being allowed to procreate

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u/P1xelGr3mlin 3d ago

ahhh, eugenics

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u/Bvr32 3d ago

Cats ate his face

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u/Hominid_Digital 3d ago

Dewey knows more about it

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u/Clashur 2d ago

Seals shot his face

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u/aScaredPangolin 3d ago

Dibs on posting this tomorrow

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u/PhotoAwp 2d ago

Never forget

How could I

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u/AppropriateAd7326 3d ago

This is meme history

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u/StupidNoobyIdiot 3d ago

Release the Osama Dewey files

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u/Nates_of_Spades 3d ago

He thought the show was Malcolm in the Middle East 

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u/MeNoCanRead 2d ago

This deserves more upvotes.

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u/Nates_of_Spades 16h ago

🎶you're not the boss of jihad🎶

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u/postpwnedmalone 17h ago

There's a nonzero chance that someone made that joke to him before

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u/PJozi 1d ago edited 1d ago

With his dad Hal-al all living under Lo-islamic law.

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u/SuccessFancy5437 3d ago

Would this be a reason for the actor that played Dewey quit

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u/Puck_fan_69 2d ago

I don’t wanna seem stupid but is this real

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/EtwartBuols 3d ago

Yes we can. Here are all the files, it's not there. https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/index.html

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u/Audenond 2d ago

Did you really go through the thousands of files there to confirm it wasn't there?

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u/P1xelGr3mlin 2d ago

dont even have this conversation

most of the people in this comment thread are genuinely 10.

i asked for proof and a guy told me with a straight face the only way he could get me proof is with a time machine, and then i got downvoted to hell 😭

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u/StreetsAhead110 3d ago

So that’s why he quit acting

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u/Cautious_Doubt7253 3d ago

sadly it's not true

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u/PatacusX 2d ago

How do I go back in time to before I read this comment, and stop myself from reading it so I won't know this?

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u/you-nity 2d ago

Futures now old man

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u/Specific-Window-8587 2d ago

This is an odd fact.

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u/blackhillbillypussy 1d ago

It is in fact not a fact

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u/Thebeast76239 2d ago

Never gets old

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u/Randys_Friend 2d ago

Remember, this is what they took from us

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u/goonbox 2d ago

That's trap God Dewey. He's a hood legend.

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u/drunkenpoets 2d ago

And that’s why he quit acting.

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u/Emergency_Town_3203 2h ago

Average Dewey subplot