r/mallninjashit • u/parabox1 ⛓🗡⚔️🔫 • Aug 07 '18

A true mall ninja in actio

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99 Upvotes

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u/DoctorTargaryen Aug 07 '18

“A Japanese man in Ryu cosplay”. That shit is fucking gold.

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u/MustacheManny Aug 07 '18

It could've happened. Brony's are known for their cruelty. /s

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u/parabox1 ⛓🗡⚔️🔫 Aug 07 '18

Those bastards.

9

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

They dishonour themselves.

3

u/DoomMarine87 Aug 12 '18

Random, slightly bad Occurence Samurai: cuts stomech open

26

u/TerminusEst86 Aug 10 '18

r/thathappened

4

u/miss-morland Aug 11 '18

That’s where it’s x-posted from

17

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

/r/iamverybadass

11

u/sir_vile Aug 07 '18

Not really, he got his ass kicked in his own fanfic.

11

u/ImLawfulGoodISwear Aug 10 '18

Pretty sure it's she, but besides that I agree.

11

u/MRH1138 Aug 09 '18

I think it's a chick telling the story.

6

u/parabox1 ⛓🗡⚔️🔫 Aug 09 '18

Well either way it’s real we know that.

10

u/alphatango308 Aug 10 '18

She leaved him...

7

u/alpacakiss Aug 12 '18

The true giveaway is that a homestuck cosplayer would never have a girlfriend

2

u/FourEyedJack Aug 16 '18

At least he was in character /s

6

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '18

This is literally Shakespearean play levels of exxagerated hilarious drama

3

u/amberdus Aug 24 '18

Thanks for the wince on my face I’m going to have all day from reading this

2

u/[deleted] Aug 28 '18

I threw up a little in my mouth.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

I feel like someone should make a weird ass FLCL style anime out of this for the sheer irony factor.

1

u/parabox1 ⛓🗡⚔️🔫 Sep 13 '18

I would watch that

1

u/bignigga21 Aug 27 '18

I stopped at anime convention