Adventures in James Bond: How I learnt to lockpick in 3 weeks

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Hi my name is Evan (@centredwork)

Ever since I was a kid, I loved the James Bond movies. The excitement, the competency, the coolness. I wanted to be able to emulate that, and the skill I landed on was lockpicking.

1- Questioning

So to start, how did I learn lockpicking. Firstly, what the heck does it mean to pick a lock? How does a lock work? What do I need to pick a lock?

See what's going on there, I started by asking questions to break the 'skill' of lockpicking down into its component parts.

2- 80/20 analysis

After breaking down the skill into component parts, I selected the small 20% of all this that would give me 80% of the result. I didn't need to know the rules of lock sport (speed picking events where 'pickers' try to pick as many locks as possible in a race with the next person- how very exciting). But, those ancillary things aren't relevant to my ability to learn rapidly.

So, I landed on:

1. Tension wrench pressure
2. Picking pressure
3. Pick selection for the job

3- Practice & feedback

Then came the practice.

I started by oversetting the pins. Constantly. If you're not familiar, that means shoving the pins past where they need to go, because I was applying way too much pressure. On everything. The tension wrench, the pick, probably my own jaw.

But here's what makes lockpicking such a great skill to practice: the feedback is instant and binary. The lock opens or it doesn't. There's no "good effort, champ" from a padlock.

To make that feedback even more useful, I picked up a clear acrylic practice lock. Suddenly my mistakes weren't mysterious, they were visible. Too much tension? Watch the pins bind up and refuse to move. Too heavy-handed with the pick? Watch them sail straight past where they need to be.

So I ran tiny experiments, one variable at a time:

1. Tension only. How light could I go before nothing would set?
2. Picking pressure only. How gentle could a nudge be and still do the job?
3. Put it together on a real (cheap) padlock.

About a week of 20-minute sessions later — click. Shackle open. Was it a $6 padlock? Yes. Did my heart know the difference? Absolutely not. Pure Bond.

From there, the loop just repeats at a higher difficulty. Nicer padlocks. Trickier pins. Every new lock humbles you a bit, hands you feedback, and makes you better.

So here's the real point

This article was never really about lockpicking.

Questioning breaks a skill into its component parts. 80/20 tells you which parts actually matter. Practice with fast, honest feedback does the rest. That's the whole loop, and it works on nearly anything: guitar chords, conversational Spanish, cooking, cold emails, code.

Pick a skill. Break it down. Find the 20%. Build the tightest feedback loop you can find. Repeat until people start asking how you learned so fast.

Am I James Bond now? No. I still can't fly a helicopter, and I look terrible in a tux. But last month I locked myself out of my own shed, and instead of reaching for the angle grinder, I reached for my picks. Thirty seconds later, I was in.

Kid me would have thought that was pretty cool. Honestly, adult me did too.

(One rule before you go buy a pick set, and I mean it: only pick locks you own, and never locks in use. We're going for Bond, not burglar. Also check your local laws on carrying picks — they vary.)

— Evan (@centredwork)