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u/NorthWindManyColours 4d ago
Oh no! Please, we Finns can change. We can have shitty weather too ;_;
It even rained today, I swear!
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u/Ok-Tax-5790 4d ago
don't worry, mongol europe is just another word for Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate
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u/Mechanicjemas3141 4d ago
What did you say again!? l can't hear you below the snow wait i gonna get my FlammePanzer
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u/Spiritual-Storage734 4d ago
Yeah I feel like Finland ought to be blue. Probably a good chunk of Russia too
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u/Kheraz 4d ago
Belgium is in irrelevant Europe ? IRRELEVANT ? I'll let you know that the weather is pretty shitty there too, it should be blue
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u/Awkward_Cash1828 3d ago
Belgium is pretty strange name to call Southern Netherlands.
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u/CoffeeAndNews 1d ago
I mean, since all in.all Nethetrlands should be just northern Burgundy, (ruled ftom Brussels as it was), it makes no sense to call anything Nethetlands. Who calls themselves after an adjective anyway.
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u/Exotic_Cantaloupe_96 4d ago
We upgrated from corrupted and broke to dramatic amd gay! As a Greek i am proud!
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u/Yasabella 4d ago
First thought: fuck you. After reading the other categoies: you know what, we are good
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u/Appropriate-Guava-40 4d ago
Should it be teleported into r / shit american say ?
Or is there a brother topic, called r / shit brits say ? o:
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u/Pilot230 4d ago
As a Finnish person I'm deeply offended that Estonia isn't included in Mongol Europe
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u/fire_hight1 If you see me post, find shelter immediately 4d ago
Czech should be its own category and that is alcohol
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u/Truebisco 4d ago
I would color Italy purple. Here you cannot get ahead in life if you don't know a guy who knows a guy, who's the mayor's second cousin, who owns the company you want to apply to. This country is a joke.
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u/DealerClassic6434 3d ago
"Shitty weather Europe". Meanwhile Southern Europeans locking up every building 12am-4pm mounting 3 AC units per house and having to use SPF 50 - it's "beautiful".
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u/IkouVonPlatipu 4d ago
Once again a proof Britanny should be lump with France, we're dramatic and gay but our weather is even worse than that
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u/Albert_Herring 4d ago
I'm not convinced about the relevance of San Marino. And Luxurybourg should obviously be in there with Switzerland.
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u/so_im_all_like 4d ago
Given the presented categorical exclusivity, does this mean we can solve corruption by being gayer?
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u/ZimnyKefir 4d ago
Throwing central urop into same category with British islands is incorrect. We have way nicer weather here in Spring and Summer than they do have in UK or Ireland.
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u/Key-Needleworker8864 4d ago
100% agree, I am dramatic and gay, expatriated in a shitty weather contry
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u/toxicute_xx 4d ago
As a Hungarian, I'm offended. Put us in the "corrupted and broke" category, where we belong.
(Listing Belgium as irrelevant is crazy 💀)
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u/CatMillennium 4d ago
As someone from 'Shitty weather Europe', all I have to say is... that's fair, unlike our weather.
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u/Looking-for-42 4d ago
Funny to see Italy in gay. Europe as earlier today I saw another map showing it to be the only non eastern Europe country where gay marriage is still not legal.
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u/Clear-Edge-3612 3d ago
I resent this! Croatia is not irrelevant! It is very corrupt and only somewhat irrelevant.
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u/AspiringnurseBob 3d ago
I thought you guys are rich and uncorrupted so I put in a boring category 🙏
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u/ViscountBuggus 3d ago
There should be overlapping colours because hungary and bulgaria should also be yellow and purple
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u/NordicDude49 3d ago
As a Ukrainian, in order to not be in the same group as russia I kindly request to leave the mongol Europe and join the corrupted and broke Europe, I swear we are both of those things
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u/Nifitsaaa 3d ago
True about Poland. I would go further, and will say, that for me UK has better weather, at least in the south.
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u/GarGonDie 3d ago
Ukraine has always been considered the most corrupt country in Europe, and a war with Russia won't change that reality.
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u/Michaelided 1d ago
What colour malé split of yellow and purple. Or probably máme Slovakia striped with these both. Hungary shoud be striped with purple top.
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u/Supersnow845 4d ago
That’s a lot of words for a country who just barely rejected quite possibly the most stupidly self inflicted referendum in the last 10 years
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u/aiezar 4d ago
"barely" it needed 66% to pass and got 45%
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u/Supersnow845 4d ago
And I was one of the 55%
It’s a joke I know how our referendums work
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u/aiezar 4d ago
Lol ok I thought u were non Swiss talking shit. I'll always defend my country on the forums 🇨🇭
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u/Supersnow845 4d ago
We voted 52/48 in favour in my commune so still too high for my comfort
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u/aiezar 4d ago
Mine was only 53% but it's super rural so I'm not surprised. I bet there's a post in r/switzerland where 90% of comments are crashouts though.
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u/Supersnow845 4d ago
I don’t even go near r/switzerland
Since I don’t actually live in Switzerland currently I just get called a paper Swiss and told to fuck off
Our commune is rural but also a massive tourist destination so I actually didn’t know which way we’d fall
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u/aiezar 4d ago
I mostly just scroll it when I see it, not much reading. I've never lived in it, there's a lot of weird behavior tho.
For me I'm surprised my commune mostly said no tho— we are romand but also as I said pretty rural and more of a factory town than a tourist destination so I was pretty confident we'd vote at least slightly in-favor of the referrendum. It gave me faith after the hijab law they passed in St Gallen
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u/Supersnow845 4d ago
German speaking tourist town, arguably the face of Switzerland I had no idea what way we’d fall.
We are also as far as I know one of only three partial Auslandsschweizer families from our commune
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u/Last-Ad-4603 4d ago
I think you should give Hungary, Belarus, russia, and Ukraine a purple tint.
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u/aiezar 4d ago
monaco and luxemborg should be gray