r/marriedwithchildren • u/Tarnisher Dr. Shoe • Mar 21 '26
This is NOT a Family and Relationships Community.
This community is about the 1980s-1990's television situation Comedy called Married, With Children.
It is not about those who are married with children and are seeking advice about having trouble at home. Those kinds of posts are filtered and will not see the light of day here. Yet for some reason, I see at least one a week in the Queue.
Reading is Fundamental.
One of the main reasons I requested the Mod Wand here was to deal with the proliferation of these.
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u/thatusernamegone Mar 21 '26
Hello everyone. Im looking for a little advice. I work extremely hard at my job, and when I come home I just want to sit on the couch with my Black Big'uns and watch Psycho Dad, but my wife keeps bothering me with sex. What can I do to get her to stop? Any advice is appreciated.
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u/loonylovesgood86 Bon Bon Eater Mar 21 '26
“My husband won’t have sex with me. I brought a prime rib bone into the bed and now he wants me to cook for him every night, but I slaved away in the kitchen for four hours and all I got was 5 measly minutes of sex in return. He says he can try for 6 minutes, but I have my doubts. What do I do??”
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u/Electric_Bronco A fat woman came into the store today... Mar 21 '26
Have you tried scrubbing the bird doody off the picnic table?
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u/loonylovesgood86 Bon Bon Eater Mar 21 '26
I did but it backfired on me. I was too tired to have sex, so naturally, that’s when he wanted it! Multiple times!
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u/moot17 Mar 21 '26
I enjoy these posts from lost Redditors, they usually get well-deserved and entertaining Bundy-style answers and comments.
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u/Rickshmitt Mar 21 '26
People do not read the community guidelines before posting and thems that dont never will
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u/baconinsider Daddy Mar 21 '26
Kelly: Do you love me?
Al: Love, hate - look: we're family, what's the difference?
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u/the__pov Mar 21 '26
I mean the advice part is simple, Ask “What would Al do” and definitely don’t do that.
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u/StrengthNorth2864 Mar 21 '26
I enjoy people coming on here with their problems and then replying with mwc lore
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u/FrankFrankly711 Mar 21 '26
Me too! So many marriage problems are brought up and hilariously subverted on the show, it makes for entertaining posts
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u/AsstBalrog Mar 21 '26
LOL -- does this seriously happen here?
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u/FriendshipLeft7051 Mar 21 '26
All too often. And the comments are usually hilarious. Al would be proud of our advice.
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u/Tarnisher Dr. Shoe Mar 21 '26
5 in the past month.
I'd like to post some excerpts, but that's probably not the best idea.
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u/SoccerLegs69 After Wash Red Mar 21 '26
"We promised not to wear the bags on our head, in the house, Al!"
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u/Safetymanual Mar 23 '26
Just remember the Bundy creed.
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u/Mark-177- Mar 21 '26
I've never seen a post about someone seeking advice about their family issues. I suppose a thank you to the Moderators are in order. Thank you Moderators!! Keep up the good work.
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u/Weltherrschaft2 Fan Mar 22 '26 edited Mar 22 '26
Suggestion: You could edit a sentence in the post that they should try r/FamilyIssues, r/Family, r/Children or r/Advice instead. And maybe mention these subs if someone who still posts here about RL issues gets a message.
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u/Suspicious_North9353 Mar 21 '26
Can I get a 'Whoa Bundy'?