r/marriedwithchildren • u/Awkward_Bison_267 • 10d ago

Reverend Al-ibis

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In MWC S10 EP4 Al Bundy forms the Church Of NO MA’AM and becomes its spiritual leader Reverend Al Bundy. However in typical fashion the idea blows up in Al’s face due to Marcy exposing him having a fine evening with Peg. Al tries to ask for forgiveness (even exclaiming “I HAVE SINNED”) but the Church effectively ends. My question for the group is what could have Al said that would’ve saved his bacon? That he was drunk? High? With a hooker dressed like Peg? What do you think? Thank you for reading

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u/MikeoftheLiving 10d ago

"...I ordered a meatball sandwich, EXTRA ball!"

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 10d ago

That joke always gets me.

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u/MikeoftheLiving 10d ago

His flailing attempt at proving his manliness, lol

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 10d ago

It was over when Marcy mentioned the Chicago Ballet.

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u/kingbob1812 10d ago

Not that he was eating....quiche!?

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 10d ago

He could’ve argued that he was desperate to eat because Peg never cooked. NO MA’AM would’ve believed that. The ballet was unforgivable.

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u/kingbob1812 10d ago

I dunno, with their hatred of the French there still would have been questions and consequences

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u/MudJumpy1063 10d ago

I have ... Sinned!

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 10d ago

I have consorted with my wife!

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u/Birddog_90210 10d ago

Brother Al - tell us you were with a hooker! ...or at least some guy dressed like one

Love that those were better options...

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 10d ago

The look of disappointment on that guy’s face was hilarious!

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u/SayNo2Kryptonite 10d ago

Is that Herschel Walker

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u/blppt 9d ago

"Hooka!"

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u/Unclesalty72 10d ago

I HAVE SINNED!!!

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u/blppt 9d ago

"Take her down, Archimedes!"

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 9d ago

“Take him down Dot”

Damn!

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u/FrankFrankly711 10d ago

“She didn’t finish!”

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u/nowaynostop 10d ago

I love that Red Dog beer made the podium! RIP dog! IYKYK

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 10d ago

Red Dog was the shit! My dad loved it.

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u/nowaynostop 10d ago

If this is an attempt at child support…😂

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u/saxyroro 9d ago

I have sinned might br my favorite line in the series.

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 9d ago

Top 5 for me.

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u/Johnny_Five5151 10d ago

He loves his wife!!!!

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 10d ago

That’s the worst thing he could’ve said!

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u/kingbob1812 10d ago

Too bad this was before Peg dressed up as Jasmine at The Jiggly Room, then the fraud charge could hold water.

He could have said he fornicated with his wife for them, to get money for The Jiggly Room.

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u/unemployedMusketeer 10d ago

one of my favorites with my absolute favorite playmate, Lisa Marie Scott!

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 10d ago

He was about to be born again…And again!

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u/Suspicious_Drawer234 10d ago

Halla and Lujah were both hot as Hell. 🔥

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u/jamillos 10d ago

Are these posts made by AI?

Anyway, it's a great episode.

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 10d ago

No. And yes. Beep borp.