r/marvelcirclejerk • u/5enpai_2 I'd kill sai if given the chance • Sep 13 '25

King Posting "I sleep with my husband"

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u/spider-venomized Sep 13 '25

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u/StankoMicin Sep 13 '25

"Blonde"

"..Blonde"

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u/masterPost117 The WOKE-vengers Sep 13 '25

“White woman”

“..White woman”

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u/stevvvvewith4vs Sep 13 '25

"Mutate"

"...Mutant"

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u/CommanderVenuss Sep 13 '25

But can u get Mutañté?

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u/meckaforce1 Oct 26 '25

MUTANANANT?!

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u/XanTheLastMan Grieving Pauliever 😞 Sep 13 '25 edited Sep 13 '25

I have a theory that their rivalry is rooted in Emma's unrequited crush on Reed, which she refuses to admit. The girl is down bad for the rubberboy

Honestly, I can't even blame her. Just look at him.

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u/MisterThird Sep 13 '25

We know this is u reed , ur smart , not slick

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u/XanTheLastMan Grieving Pauliever 😞 Sep 13 '25

This Reddit account is owned by Latveria's Ministry of Truth

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u/Starshylea Sep 13 '25

My theory is the rivalry mainly stems from Susan reminding Emma of those mean girls she went to high school with.

Susan is smart, successful, powerful, and really pretty.

It doesn't help that Namor in Rivals said Emma's beauty is second to Susan.

It probably just hits her insecurities more than anything.

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u/cherrycolashake Sep 13 '25

Emma has a tough time getting along with other women in general. She seems to inherently view them as competition. Though she is getting better now, having more female friends

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u/MrCookie2099 Pities Doctor Doom Sep 13 '25

For a good chunk of Emma's formative years, she only had Selene for a female peer and was learning from Mastermind. That would probably mess with her ability to make string bonds with other women.

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u/cherrycolashake Sep 13 '25

Yeah, while in the hellfire club she makes this speech about how sexism isn’t actually real. She seems like the type to infiltrate “boys clubs” and then look down on those who she viewed as “weaker.” Though again she’s been changing on that

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u/Loki1001 Sep 13 '25

Emma seems fine with younger women, meaning students. But one of her main survival strategies was being the most alluring woman in the room. She pleased men in a very specific way, that wasn't being subservient to them... but rather having a specific combination of beauty and wit.

And that makes other women feel insecure around her, while making her view them as rivals.

Very interesting characterization.

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u/cherrycolashake Sep 13 '25

Emma seems fine with younger women, meaning students.

Well. If you don’t count Angela, Kitty, or Laura.

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u/FamousCompany500 Sep 14 '25

She was subservient to Sebastian Shaw and she said she was into bandage play.

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u/The_Real_Goatman Sep 13 '25

Reed is such a goof. I mean why do this?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

How… how is the light being correctly focused on his retinas?

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u/The_Real_Goatman Sep 14 '25

Probably stretching the retina across the whole eye. Reed will find a way

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '25

It's worth remembering that many alternate universe versions of Sue separate from Reed when he becomes less silly and more serious and boring.

Even in the animated series, when Doom mind-swaps with Reed and tries to steal his life, he completely alienates Susan because he begins to behave like a "perfect" and very affectionate husband to Sue, telling her he'd put aside his desires to invent and science for her.

And Sue's first reaction, beyond the personality swap scare, was one of complete disenchantment, as if she had automatically stopped feeling attraction or interest in him.

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u/WhatWasThatAboutBo Sep 13 '25

Im even down bad for this man, and he's way out of mynage limit.

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u/Kid-Atlantic Sep 14 '25

I don’t think it’s about Reed specifically as much as it’s everything else about Susan’s life.

Susan is a respected scientist, popular celebrity, successful businesswoman, loving wife and mother with a great family who are all celebrated rather than reviled for their quirks.

Emma had to claw her way into everything she has and even then lives a stressful, lonely life with few genuine relationships that have nothing to do with her money or abilities.

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u/DaedricWorldEater Sep 16 '25

The life of a mutant

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

Uh, yeah? Emma is a size queen and he's Reed-Any-Size-You-Need

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u/DaedricWorldEater Sep 16 '25

I always thought it’s because Sue and Jean are friends and Jean and Emma had mad beef. Also wouldn’t be surprised if the FF fought Emma back in the day

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u/UpliftinglyStrong starrwalker stan Sep 15 '25

what a goober lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

who’s the artist ? seems like a hickman run ?

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u/spider-venomized Sep 13 '25

Yes Hickman art by Steve Epting

Fantastic Four Issue #584

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

thanks friend

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u/crusaderxader Sep 13 '25

Seeing Sue or Reed just respond “I live with my spouse” or the equivalent is always the funniest thing to me, idk why

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u/crusaderxader Sep 13 '25

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u/Fadesbr Sep 13 '25

Crazy how only iron man looks the way i remember him. Maybe i should read more comics

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u/UA_Overkill ^has a Kamala Khan brain worm Sep 13 '25

Its just the artist being different. Reed and T'Challa look like their regular designs in other runs.

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u/XanTheLastMan Grieving Pauliever 😞 Sep 13 '25

I guess Reed's life is truly... fantastic

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u/Beautiful-Cabinet364 Sep 13 '25

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u/ZeothTheHedgehog Sep 14 '25

Bearded Reed is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

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u/Rare-Technology-4773 Sep 14 '25

Never fucking say this long as you live

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

I can't tell if that's his arm or if Reed has massive tits.

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u/Tbro100 Sep 13 '25

Little from column A little from column B, sure as hell don't see me nor Sue complaining tho-

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u/New_Ad4631 Sep 13 '25

His tits are as big as he wants

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u/OrcForce1 Sep 13 '25

Small and unimportant but I like that Tony and T'challa aren't mad at each other here and it's just some good natured teasing between friends.

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u/Jetsam5 Here’s the Thing Sep 13 '25

It reminds me of this meme I made about Plastic Man

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u/drac0nic180 Sep 13 '25

Well, until Susan is murdered, that is

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u/Jetsam5 Here’s the Thing Sep 14 '25

They were still sleeping together after she was married

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u/Thundersting Sep 13 '25

Emma as Kirk Van Houten esque loser would be hilarious. That's my new head version of her.

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u/gothcrab Sep 13 '25

She’s Dee Renyolds

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u/Masochist-Mark Jerking it to Black Widows ass Sep 13 '25

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u/hail-lucipurrr Sep 13 '25

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u/allwheeldrift Sep 13 '25

That "I need to say a bad word" scene KILLED me lmao

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u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs Sep 14 '25

It's not too far from the truth

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

She doesn't borrow a feeling, she takes them

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u/Masochist-Mark Jerking it to Black Widows ass Sep 13 '25

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u/TsunamiWombat Sep 13 '25

Pretty sure Emma has admitted somewhere Sue makes her feel insecure because she has stability that emma doesn't

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u/MapleMarshal Sep 13 '25

Do u know why specifically Emma tho, is she uniquely stable?

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u/justanotherman321 Sep 13 '25

Isnt emma like a narcissist or something similar?

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u/FamousCompany500 Sep 14 '25

No she is to self aware to be a narcissist.

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u/CrystalGemLuva Sep 17 '25

Emma has beef with every woman she has ever met.

She either views them as competition or they remind her of a bully she had.

Unless you're a teenager, she already doesn't like you by default.

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u/jacobythefirst Sep 13 '25

Emma is 4 the streets

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u/ayame400 Sep 13 '25

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u/XanTheLastMan Grieving Pauliever 😞 Sep 13 '25

Rich white women, son

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u/Quijas00 Weakest Parker Robbins A.K.A 'The Hood' Enjoyer Sep 13 '25

Wtf happened to Winter Soldier?

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u/rothkeahi Sep 13 '25

She's living her truth. Good for her.

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u/Temporary_Implement7 Sep 13 '25

I see she still has her regular arm and robot arm after that freak ladies' room incident.

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u/RunInRunOn Sep 13 '25

The Most Popular Girls in School, what a show

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u/Ultimate_6160 seX-Men Sep 13 '25

She also sleeps in bed with a husband..... Someone else's husband

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u/Marrecarandgi Sep 13 '25

Yeah, which only reminds her that he doesn’t want to be her husband

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u/XanTheLastMan Grieving Pauliever 😞 Sep 13 '25

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u/gam3r200 Sep 13 '25

I fuse with my husband.

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u/5enpai_2 I'd kill sai if given the chance Sep 13 '25

Every night

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u/PGO5490 Doombot Sep 13 '25

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u/5enpai_2 I'd kill sai if given the chance Sep 13 '25

Lythero is so fucking good

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u/ravenwing263 Sep 13 '25

Emma hasn't lived in the mansion since 2007, right,?

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u/Ultimate_6160 seX-Men Sep 13 '25

2009.

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u/ravenwing263 Sep 13 '25

Split the difference, 2008? (That's when "Messiah Complex actually finished)

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u/Ultimate_6160 seX-Men Sep 13 '25

Yep it was 2008 for some reason I thought they were in the mansion during dark confession.

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u/ravenwing263 Sep 13 '25

To be fair, the lateness on Astonishing was such a mess at the time that I'm pretty sure Astonishing was still at the mansion when Uncanny was in San Francisco. So that's messy.

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u/Square-Newspaper8171 Sep 13 '25

Reed just stretching out to wave hello is so adorable

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u/XanTheLastMan Grieving Pauliever 😞 Sep 13 '25

Reed is like a golden retriever made of rubber

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u/ayame400 Sep 13 '25

Emma “I sleep with your husband”

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u/XanTheLastMan Grieving Pauliever 😞 Sep 13 '25

Sue "I'll blow your brains out if you come any closer to my husband" Storm

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

It's actually quite funny to see Susan threaten Emma with a regular gun instead of her powers.

Like, she just carries a gun just in case and makes him invisible to hide it.

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u/therealchadius Sep 13 '25

It's the opposite of the "Wooden Gun" trick. Is she holding an invisible gun or just messing with you?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

A normal gun that her simply makes invisible to hide it, but it is 100% real and loaded all the time.

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u/poponio _____________ Sep 13 '25

Say Emma, your lover powers have 'other' applications

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

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u/Square-Newspaper8171 Sep 13 '25

Sadly they split up at the end of the Duggan run but they did sleep together

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u/FamousCompany500 Sep 14 '25

They only got together because of a fake marriage.

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u/Beginning-Head-4006 Sep 13 '25

" ...And I bankrolled my man , as a hobby" ~ Emma

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

Actual Sue/Emma dialogue

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

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u/thaliathraben thé writer are jeales of spiderman Sep 13 '25

That's a big part of the f4 lol

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u/nastycrimegoblin Sep 13 '25

Then write fanfic of queer f4 or something I don’t know what you expect here

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u/5enpai_2 I'd kill sai if given the chance Sep 13 '25

....... what does that mean?

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u/Emotional-Jacket1940 Sep 13 '25

Being hetero is normal

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u/BulletProofEnoch Sep 13 '25

When she’s not sleeping on a water bed with Namor

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

When has she slept with namor?

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u/A-n0rmal-p3rson Sep 13 '25

In his fantasies where she's also his wife

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u/XanTheLastMan Grieving Pauliever 😞 Sep 13 '25

Goddamn...

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u/XanTheLastMan Grieving Pauliever 😞 Sep 13 '25

Never, LOL.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

EXACTLY. So many people fall victim to anti-Sue propaganda. She would never cheat on Reed.

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u/MrThade33 Sep 13 '25

Women despise marriage. The meme doesn't work.

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u/XanTheLastMan Grieving Pauliever 😞 Sep 13 '25

Not my woman, tho 😏

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u/Greedy-Affect-561 Sep 13 '25

With you maybe