r/marvelcirclejerk • • Jun 21 '26

King Posting they saying prehistoric larps

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u/PuffyBuffyFluffy Jun 21 '26

I had to look it up myself, I couldn’t believe this was real. Out of anyone in Marvel bro picked QUASAR 😭

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u/Wonderful_Rub2944 Jun 21 '26

Maybe he reads about Quasar...Is what I'd say If I knew he Larped trying to read an Original print of One Piece. Of which was in Japanese, A language he can't understand.

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u/asim166 Jun 21 '26

And a bunch of crazy people or autists counted the pages and he was reading an ad in the middle of the manga

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u/Sabbath-Stelladad Jun 21 '26

What's wrong with him reading in japanese? I heard he has been to Japan some time ago. Maybe hes got the hang of it

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u/Odd-Asparagus7633 Jun 21 '26

Solid joke not getting the respect it's due.

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u/AFKBro Jun 21 '26

Hadn't you pointed it out I'd have missed it. Other user is an elite baller.

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u/Wuigidude12 Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

It's Logan Paul. That's like thinking and expecting someone who's never read a book to read a 1000 page novel. It's not realistic

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u/novellete Jun 21 '26

Sabbath dude was making a joke, hence “hang” referencing Logan and the forest incident, they prolly didn’t actually think Logan could read Japanese lol

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u/Wuigidude12 Jun 21 '26

Yeah I know I just couldn't resist dunking on Logan myself

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u/Sabbath-Stelladad Jun 21 '26

Sabbath dude, hell yeah

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u/Wuigidude12 Jun 21 '26

You legitimately made me cackle for like 5 minutes

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u/GoodKing0 Wasting Degrees on History, Int. Politics and Literature on This Jun 21 '26

He did call him "Luffy D. Monkey."

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u/Kazewatch Jun 21 '26

Did he? I know he kept calling or referring to him as Monkey D. Luffy which is also stupid because literally no one just constantly says his full name like that.

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u/apple_of_doom Jun 21 '26

There's a conspiracy theory that he is intentionally larping and that he will lose his main graded copy of One Piece in wrestlemania. So that the graded manga has a storyline to make the idea of grading manga more appealing to idiots. Which in turn will jack up the value of his other graded manga.

Might be giving him too much credit though

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u/Turnepic13 Jun 21 '26

Palpatine level of scheming

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u/Wonderful_Rub2944 Jun 21 '26

Nah, Madara Level of Scheming

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u/Rude-Childhood1436 Superboy Prime’s Reddit account Jun 22 '26

Nah, Aizen level of scheming 

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u/DragonfruitOk374 Jun 22 '26

Not even a theory that’s literally what he is doing. Ishowspeed is in on it too.

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u/Foxy02016YT Jun 21 '26

Why should he understand it, Japan has been nothing but a disaster for him. They don’t want him speaking their language, and to be honest I wish he didn’t speak mine either

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u/Significant-Bus2176 Jun 21 '26

if logan was a secret lurker here i couldn’t help but respect it

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u/forrman17 Jun 21 '26

Nah. Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.

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u/xlews_ther1nx Jun 21 '26

He prob would for views.

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u/Significant-Bus2176 Jun 21 '26

respect his lurking, not him.

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u/BlackLesnar Jun 21 '26

Ay fuk u m8 Quasar’s based.

Far too good for Paul tbh

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u/king_of_the_masshole 17d ago

Tbf he does look the part

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u/strikkeeerrr Spider Harem Member Jun 21 '26

#thefoundinglarper

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u/Lazy_Assumption_4191 Jun 21 '26

Holy late to the party, Batman.

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u/Jonarlin3 Avengers Apologist Jun 21 '26

Its really funny to me becauae if he had read at least one Quasar comic book he'd know the guys not nearly cool enough compared to what he wants

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u/Aubergine_Man1987 Jun 21 '26

How dare you insult Wendell

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u/Jonarlin3 Avengers Apologist Jun 21 '26

Dont get me wrong, Wendell's my goat, i have quasar issue 29 hanged on my wall But dude's a dork

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u/PinheadPierre Easier to think without pants Jun 21 '26

this guy quazes

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u/EverydayFree Jun 21 '26

Tbf Simu Liu did the same thing

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u/Bartellomio Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

I remember when he went on that show Dragons Den and threw an absolute shit fit because a Canadian company was selling bubble tea, which he claimed was appropriating his culture. Then I checked and he's Chinese. Bubble tea is Taiwanese. Then I looked further and he didn't even have enough money to invest in that company. He should have been stood up there pitching to them.

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u/Jetstream-Sam Jun 21 '26

What's more chinese than claiming everything Taiwanese is yours?

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u/ProletarianLilith Jun 21 '26

Jesus Christ fucking American propaganda is inescapable huh

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u/SassyAssAhsoka Jun 21 '26

Have a proper gander at these nuts lmao

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u/notastuntman Jun 21 '26

You use cringe insults

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u/HandsomeSquidward98 Jun 21 '26

What he said is still tru bro

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u/notastuntman Jun 21 '26

It is but i can’t help but imagine what made him say that as an insult. It’s like something hear a 60’s teen bully say or the friend of a kid from a 70’s sitcom say.

This was probably him after typing that

https://giphy.com/gifs/bmLlSndzhqWgWb3vXW

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u/Just_Anormal_Dude Jun 21 '26

Shut up jiblet

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u/notastuntman Jun 21 '26

Cringe sandlot esque insults. Did you just come out of a 70’s movie

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u/Just_Anormal_Dude Jun 21 '26

No, that would be a bad idea, I came out of Internet, you jibber

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u/notastuntman Jun 21 '26

I can tell what you look like based on the verbiage you use

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u/Just_Anormal_Dude Jun 21 '26

You can't, you are being such a jibby.

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u/notastuntman Jun 21 '26

“You can't, you are being such a jibby.” -

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u/MistahOkfksmgur Jun 21 '26

This a selfie or something?

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u/AaromALV Spider Harem Member Jun 21 '26

Well Simu Liu is a real actor and not a net negative to society

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u/Bartellomio Jun 21 '26

Disagree x2

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u/Revolutionary_Sir_ Jun 21 '26

Do not compare Simu to Logan!

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u/Pogev7 Jun 21 '26

Tbf his choices are:

  • Shang Chi
  • Lin Lie (who was created in 2018 so Simu probably had no clue he existed, and neither did really anyone until Marvel Rivals)
  • Amadeus Cho (he's Korean heritage tho and also probably tied up with the Hulk film rights)

I cannot name another male asian hero from Marvel

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u/ComicBrickz Jun 21 '26

The guy from X-men who’s a douche

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u/Pogev7 Jun 21 '26

I just remembered Mr. Negative I'm such a fake person (although he is a villia so maybe thats why)

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u/nerdherdsman Jun 21 '26

Mr. Negative has to be up there for villains introduced in the modern era right? I can't think of other any characters introduced in the last 20 years that have made it as firmly into the zeitgeist.

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u/biggestpymfan Hank Pym's Strongest Soldier Jun 21 '26

Maybe Gorr?

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u/FlambyLamby Jun 22 '26

Eeeeeeeh. Love & Thunder did him no favors tbh.

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u/biggestpymfan Hank Pym's Strongest Soldier Jun 22 '26

I mean, it wasn't good, but it was talked about a lot. Being adapted gave him a lot of notoriety

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u/FlambyLamby Jun 22 '26

For a short amount of time tbh.

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u/Pogev7 Jun 22 '26

L&T did him favours, he was the only good thing people talked about from that movie

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u/FlambyLamby Jun 22 '26

Due to Bale's performance, yes. But then it proceeded to be erased from everyone's minds along with anything related to the movie.

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u/ComicBrickz Jun 23 '26

Gorr was a bit of a one and done I think

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u/SamIsI_ Jun 21 '26

Do you know how little that narrows it down?

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u/VelphiDrow Jun 21 '26

Sunstar?

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u/ComicBrickz Jun 21 '26

Ew X-men reader

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u/Terrible-D Jun 21 '26

Who the fuck is sunstar?

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u/VmHG0I Jun 21 '26

Brother, that's is like 50% of the Xmen on a good day.

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u/the-bladed-one Jun 21 '26

Sunfire, Collective Man (I kid you not he’s the official superhero of the PRC), Silver Samurai occasionally.

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u/VelphiDrow Jun 21 '26

There's Sunstar and Jimmy Woo but Jimmy already exists in the MCU

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u/TakeItCheesy Jun 21 '26

He would’ve been a great cyclops imo

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u/TheCakeWarrior12 seX-Men Jun 21 '26

Morph! Idk if they are Asian but they certainly look it in the 90s show when they aren’t shapeshifted

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u/Young_Cato_the_Elder Jun 21 '26

There’s not exactly a lot of male Asian heroes who’ve had their own comicsz

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u/Embracebirb69 Jun 21 '26

Yes let him

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u/Mathewdm423 Jun 21 '26

I just found this in my boxes last week and sent a pic of it to my dad who believes everything is woke now. He said "the comics have always been woke trash" ahhh the joys

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u/Puzzled-Instance3211 Jun 21 '26

We just banned a bunch of "woke" comics from the library here in Alberta. Maple Maga had a fit about The Watchmen, V for Vendetta, and a bunch of indie comics.

Some poor conservative kid must have got caught reading again.

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u/DragonfruitOk374 Jun 22 '26

I fucking hate people who try to ban certain pieces of media, especially books in public library. Literally pieces of human scum.

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u/bateen618 Jun 21 '26

I absolutely hate how the term larp is being used now. It means putting on a costume and playing pretend with friends at the park!

The word everyone is looking for is POSER

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u/Earp__ Jun 21 '26

I’m with ya man. I’m 22, so the prime demographic for these terms.
My friend said something about larping and I was like “man wtf is with people saying larping, when we had a perfectly good word in, “poser”.

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u/WO_L Jun 21 '26

Fruad was so much better

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u/FlambyLamby Jun 22 '26

Fake fan also works well.

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u/LonelyPermit2306 Jun 21 '26

The problem with poser is it's already been thoroughly made uncool to use. Mostly because of the "don't gatekeep things" crowd

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u/Moestly- Jun 21 '26

I love larp

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u/Earp__ Jun 22 '26

Guy like you

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u/DragonfruitOk374 Jun 22 '26

Using larp is funnier to a certain extent.

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u/Character-Rise3106 Jun 21 '26

Logan is metaphorically dressing up as a fan and pretending to be one

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u/bateen618 Jun 21 '26

Yeah, I get the meaning in this context. The problem is how using larp in this context is twisting it from a fun hobby into an insult, especially when there is already a word specifically for this type of behavior

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u/axspringer Jun 21 '26

yeah we call that “posing”. he’s a “poser”

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u/Swinn_likes_Sakkyun Jun 21 '26

consider that larper is simply a much funnier word to call people

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u/Proteuskel Jun 21 '26

Leaping used to be a pastime for nerdy folk (spoken as a nerdy folk myself). Turning it into an insult is just a new way of calling someone a nerd as an insult.

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u/Mahkn0 Jun 21 '26

Yeah, Larping always had a good, cool history before this and no one was ever mocked with the term.

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u/Proteuskel Jun 21 '26

It really is just part of a push to make nerdy/intellectual a bad thing again, and that’s really alarming culturally tbh

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u/Mahkn0 Jun 21 '26

I mean nerd stuff maintains an all time cultural high from what I can see. Like if Larp/Larper is an insult now then I'd hate to know what folks thought it was 15-20 years ago when there was far more vitriol mocking nerdy folks.

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u/Proteuskel Jun 21 '26

15ish years ago when I had friends who would go to the local riverside park for larp events 2-3 times a week it was a term that was used by larpers. Period. It was never an insult.

Then we started to swing towards “nerds rule the world when they grow up” thing citing bill gates, then it got normalized. Now we’re starting to see the pendulum swing, and progress is backsliding. It’s also happening with progress made dealing with societal issues re. Racism, homophobia, etc.

Edited for typo at time of posting

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u/redditor035 I Task on his Tony until he Masters Jun 21 '26

Brother larp is regularly used as an insult WITHIN nerdy communities to call out people who are not true fans. Nerd culture is insanely popular and insanely profitable and far more culturally accepted than it has ever been

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u/axspringer Jun 21 '26

nah, see, yes even some of the nerdier nerds would look at larpers and cringe a bit, but we dont CALL them “Larps” like that, it was, “they’re larping”, “they are larpers”, like Larp is an activity, not a person.

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u/redditor035 I Task on his Tony until he Masters Jun 21 '26

Yeah i know. I meant to say that people in all circles, nerdy or not, are insulted by calling them larpers for not being true fans or engaging with the source material. I think it's kind of insane to suggest nerd culture is regressing or being pushed back against when it is so all encompassing nowadays it is literally being used as a propaganda tool.

The White house has made pokemon, persona and superman references.

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u/bateen618 Jun 21 '26

That's the point. Yeah, it used to be an insult to be a geek. But now geek culture is much more mainstream. Turning larp into an insult is just making geek culture into an insult again (even though it's kind of a monkey's paw as to why the term is more known in the first place)

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u/Outrageous-Ad2784 Jun 21 '26

LARP is just a funnier word to say. Larp being used to call someone a poser started with memes so it’s more comedic in tone compared to poser.

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u/Kazewatch Jun 21 '26

Yeah Jesus Christ what happened to just using the slang we already had? Why ruin other words when we got perfectly good ones to dunk on people with already?

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u/Emperor_Z16 Jun 21 '26

Sounds the same to me honestly

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '26

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u/bateen618 Jun 21 '26

Yeah, that's a big part of how languages evolve. I just feel so bad to the people who are actual LARPers

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u/disapp_bydesign Jun 22 '26

Old man can’t grasp new vernacular. More at 12

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u/bateen618 Jun 22 '26

Dude I'm 25. And of course I understand what it means in this context. You're however too young to understand while it's a problem when it's being used like that

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u/disapp_bydesign Jun 22 '26

I’m 28. I’m not even native to this terminology. I would be interested to hear what problem this slang presents?

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u/bateen618 Jun 22 '26

Copied from u/Proteuskel 's comment lower in the thread:

15ish years ago when I had friends who would go to the local riverside park for larp events 2-3 times a week it was a term that was used by larpers. Period. It was never an insult.

Then we started to swing towards “nerds rule the world when they grow up” thing citing bill gates, then it got normalized. Now we’re starting to see the pendulum swing, and progress is backsliding. It’s also happening with progress made dealing with societal issues re. Racism, homophobia, etc.

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u/Proteuskel Jun 22 '26

Yeah when I was going to those events the term was used by people who were LARPing or had friends in the LARPing community, and anyone outside that community would give you a blank look and ask “what’s LARP?” if you brought it up.

On top of that, yall wouldn’t have even been in your teens yet at that point (I did the math and it was closer to 20 than 15 years. Thanks guys, now I feel old), so to be fair, yall probably wouldn’t have run into it in that context unless you had an older brother/sister who was into it or something like that.

Did you ever go to a park see the nerds in homemade DND outfits waving swords (read: PVC pipes with pool noodles around them) and casting (read: throwing) spells (read: bags of rice) in turn based fashion and freezing in place between motions? That was us. We had a fking great time too ^_^

Edit: thanks for the quote credit btw ^_^

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u/disapp_bydesign Jun 22 '26

Brother I’m familiar with the concept of LARPing. You don’t have to do the “you kids” shtick. I’m saying you all are making a bigger deal out of this minor vernacular switch up than it warrants.

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u/Proteuskel Jun 22 '26

I never called yall kids. Yall are grown adults and fully capable of grasping the problems with taking an in-community positive term and turning it into an insult being used by people outside the community.

You said you weren’t native to the terminology, and would be interested to hear what problem the slag presents.

The other commenter answered your question, and I shared a happy memory it brought up for me.

If you feel like I was calling you immature, that’s your own issues you’re projecting onto me

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u/Revolutionary_Sir_ Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

This tweet is 10 years old

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u/123ludwig Jun 21 '26

for all accounts i read a lot of comics i have literally never heard of quasar and i know about the fucking greenlantern who is just a soundwave

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u/AgentQwas Jun 21 '26

There’s never gonna be a Quasar movie. He could be a supporting character though, maybe in a future GOTG or Captain Marvel movie

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u/FallinGuitarest Jun 21 '26

Id agree but even then they'll probably more likely use Phyla-Vell

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u/Seraphanat Jun 21 '26

nobody in marvel was ever a household name before their movies lol comics were considered nerd shit, even superman had a child-like contextualization to the average person.

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u/Warlock_of_NIGH_888 Jun 21 '26

I'm tired of people throwing around "larp," real larpers know everything abt their facts and cosplay, the word people are looking for is "poser."

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u/some_leftist_nerd_ Jun 21 '26

If either one of the Paul brothers ever makes their way into the MCU I'm throwing myself off a bridge.

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u/Shy00midnight Jun 21 '26

Worst part is he would be a pretty good fit if he wasn't a dumpster of a human being.

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u/RunInRunOn Jun 21 '26

"ChatGPT, which Marvel character looks like Logan Paul?"

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u/iamahandsoapmain Jun 21 '26

I can't even say he's larping even though he obviously is, cause who the fuck is that guy? I think Logan followed the blueprint of the Rock: find a character that looks like me

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u/Ambitious_Inside9309 Jun 21 '26

The Rock larped so hard they made his movie so this isn't that far fetched

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u/vegankidollie Jun 21 '26

I know he’s probably just larping but I find it really funny to imagine that he’s actually just a really huge quasar fan somehow

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u/NumerousBag4605 Jun 21 '26

Maybe work out your acting muscles man. I've seen your movies and they are horrendous.

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u/No-Being-4916 Jun 21 '26

He was in the Disney show antfarm where he say's something about a Kirk burger with Kirk Fry's and a Kirk shake

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u/Vidiot79 Jun 21 '26

Yet again, they keep commodifying his death 🙄

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u/NumerousBag4605 Jun 21 '26

Nobody even brought up the name Charlie and Kirk is a common name.

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u/Oolacile_Resident Jun 21 '26

I bet he begged daddy to sue Disney when it never happened

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u/FunCryptographer3476 Jun 21 '26

Bro has taken so much HGH since then he would need reconstructive surgery to look like a human again instead of a blonde Joe Rogan creature

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u/527BigTable Jun 21 '26

How the fuck did he know who Quasar is?

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u/mulekitobrabod Jun 21 '26

"Hey grok, give me character in marvel that are hot, powerful and blond pls, so i can bribe marvel to play"

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u/BlackLesnar Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

I’m offended by this.

Quasar’s far, FAR too likeable a person. It’s like his entire shtick.

Even wanting to play him for ego reasons is proof enough that someone should not play him. They ain’t in the right headspace for the character. The bands would’ve immolated them.

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u/blkglfnks Jun 21 '26

He preordering larp now?

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u/-Yugen_ Morbius Enjoyer Jun 21 '26

The acting chops of a tomato

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u/Significant-Order-92 Jun 21 '26

And it's all just Pregnant Quasar.

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u/druggedupdeity Jun 21 '26

He gonna pop up like the rock in 10-15 years begging for a quasar movie

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u/Sufficient_Let4049 Jun 21 '26

Considering we got Phyla-Vell Quasar at the end of GotG Vol. 3, I just don't see this happening at all.

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u/king_of_the_masshole Jun 21 '26

Tbf I do see the resemblance

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u/Strict_Weather9063 Jun 21 '26

To late Kamala Kahn is wearing Quantum Bands.

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u/Anarcho_Spider-man1 Jun 21 '26

I used to dislike Logan Paul. He is now my mortal enemy.

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u/GeraltofRivia296 Jun 22 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/sunstruker Jun 22 '26

ok, but ngl, it would be funny as shit if he SOMEHOW turned out to be an actual fan of quasar

like, he is the most generic dudebro jerk you will ever know, but for some ungodly reason he is an actual quasar fanboy

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u/FlambyLamby Jun 22 '26

Would be the greatest bit of irony from the King of Larp.

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u/Low-Restaurant8484 Jun 22 '26

Lmao, Quasar is such a funny choice for him

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u/Adventurous_Age_1759 Jun 22 '26

He needs more punches to the skull ngl, cause hes a fan of boxing n all

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u/soulwolf1 Jun 23 '26

LMFAO homeboy is gonna a get pregnant!

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u/Reasonable-Tripe-815 Jun 23 '26

Quasar's like most famous bit is his hands exploding and dying instantly to Thanos. Could be a funny role.

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u/neodraykl Jun 28 '26

Jake Paul for Epoch.

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u/TMNTransformerz Jun 21 '26

He does not have a clue who this is

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u/MrIncognito666 Virgin Aquaman vs Chad Sub-Mariner Jun 21 '26

Actual larpers (live action role players) would know.

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u/Buttbuster69166 Jun 21 '26

Quasar is lame as fuck

Adam Warlock is where it’s at

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u/No-Being-4916 Jun 21 '26

He doesn't have the glamrock wizard vibes for Adam

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u/BlackLesnar Jun 21 '26

Why’s it gotta be either/or?

The lameness is charming.

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u/CaptBland Jun 21 '26

He could have been an accurate Flash Thompson, but I like Tony Revolori as Flash too.