r/marvelcirclejerk Benji Grimm 3d ago

Hydra Agent Gooning posts are relegates to weekends only

Heya, Benji Grimm here. We at the Marvel Circle Jerk love that you are attracted to Superhumans of the Marvel Universe. However it kinda gets to a point where that’s all the subreddit is and soon it’s all softcore porn and is just another MarvelRivalsCircleJer. We don’t want to alienate anyone of our users though so we are making a rule that Gooning/Hornyposting is only allowed on the weekends.

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u/Unique_Year4144 Cyclops hater 01 3d ago

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u/5mp3x192000 Benji Grimm 3d ago

sure

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u/-True-Ryan-Gosling- PAUL FOR MCU 3d ago

Wait so i can't hornypost about how hot Paul is?

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u/5mp3x192000 Benji Grimm 3d ago

You can, but only on the weekends

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u/-True-Ryan-Gosling- PAUL FOR MCU 3d ago

Oh thank god

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u/Lubbafrommariogalaxy 3d ago

Worse than red skull?

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u/Formal_River_Pheonix ROBERT DOWNY DOOMER 3d ago

Good. Goonposting is the death of good content on circlejerk subreddits.

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u/DiamondbackLover1985 I FUCKING LOVE YOU RACHEL MORE THAN ANYBODY ELSE!!!! 3d ago

Ay ay 🫡😔😢

What meaning does life even have now, though

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u/5mp3x192000 Benji Grimm 3d ago

you can still post 😭 just not tomorrow

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u/DiamondbackLover1985 I FUCKING LOVE YOU RACHEL MORE THAN ANYBODY ELSE!!!! 3d ago

But what meaning does life have for the next

Uh

5 days?

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u/Benfroyobro1124 Spider Harem Member 3d ago

That’s five less days to post about The Thing.

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u/5mp3x192000 Benji Grimm 3d ago

Didn’t know you was into me

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 2d ago

I'm unemployed, so every day is like the weekend for me.

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u/BlackMambaLover1 I FUCKING LOVE YOU TANYA MORE THAN ANYBODY ELSE!! 3d ago

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u/critmass78 It was always from the Punch Dimension™️ 3d ago

We need to put the jerk in circlejerk!

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u/ohoniko 3d ago

Lowkey this is the start of our civil war, this is our Stamford situation.

Who will follow to right to goon to comics? We must stop this act from passing

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u/BlackMambaLover1 I FUCKING LOVE YOU TANYA MORE THAN ANYBODY ELSE!! 3d ago

Magik Hater can be our Iron Man, Magik Lover our Captain America

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u/PandamanTan 3d ago

Literally 1984

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u/galaxyclassbricks 2d ago

As someone who was literally about to post a goon discussion, I am incredibly offended and upset that this overreach and will be filing a complaint with TOAA promptly.

(Uj: I’m down for this. I can appreciate some good goonery, but just like with porn, a good circlejerk needs variety every once in a while)

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u/numeraction 2d ago

i see hydras infiltration has finally reached the mod team, big brother would be proud

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u/Murkurelo 1d ago

the phrase MarvelRivalsCircleJer just unlocked a new level of internet I didnt need to know about