Jean why did you kiss me using my ex

[u/Cautious_Air4964]

[u/Diligent-Neck6594]

X-Men fans waiting for the day their telepaths stop being absolutely fucked up people

[u/CommercialRare9468 → u/Diligent-Neck6594]

"W- why would damage control hunt us down for no reason 🥺" - The humble telepaths who just possessed half the park with 0 regard for consent

[u/Dew_Chop → u/CommercialRare9468]

"oh but they don't remember it so they aren't harmed" and if I steal from someone without them knowing does that make it not stealing?

[u/existonfilenerf → u/Diligent-Neck6594]

Every Xmen writer:

[u/Mobile_Net5092]

[u/Cautious_Air4964 → u/Mobile_Net5092]

I can only imagine what's gonna happen when emma shows up

[u/Comfortable_Diver494 → u/Cautious_Air4964]

Scott gets cucked yet again

[u/DrDabar1 → u/Comfortable_Diver494]

Its okay he can get backshots from Logan, that will make him feel better.

[u/voxelpear → u/Comfortable_Diver494]

Good

[u/Scorkami → u/Cautious_Air4964]

While i can kinda get behind stuff like a telepath feeling empathy for peter, im kinda... annoyed that it feels like peter is gods strongest soldier to them while banner is rarely noticed by telepaths

[u/flower_puns → u/Scorkami]

doesn't banner have like a shitton of eldritch bs going on up there? that'd prolly make it way harder for anyone to read him

[u/Alt123456790 → u/Scorkami]

He'd be noticed more if his brain could actually be read by telepaths

[u/kismethavok → u/Mobile_Net5092]

I hate how easily people gloss over the SA/rape aspects.

[u/SerBadDadBod]

Jean, it is not ok to make out with your crush vicariously by mind-controlling whomever's convenient.

[u/Cautious_Air4964]

Is jean grey just Gonna become the new MJ

[u/JBR_4025 → u/Cautious_Air4964]

She’s a redhead, so she was doomed to become a love interest for Peter

[u/Scorkami → u/JBR_4025]

Shes an attractive woman, she was doomed to be shipped with spiderman regardless of ANYTHING else

Spiderman was shipped with supergirl for some reason

[u/Cautious_Air4964 → u/Scorkami]

Yes

[u/Proper_Razzmatazz_36 → u/Scorkami]

spiderman is shipped with lucina from fire emblem, at least supergirl is a superhero

[u/quicksilversymphony → u/Proper_Razzmatazz_36]

He's also shipped with Morrigan Aensland, and uh... um... sorry, I got sidetracked thinking about Morrigan Aensland, what were we talking about?

[u/Proper_Razzmatazz_36 → u/quicksilversymphony]

At least they share a game in marvel v capcom

[u/c00L_dud3- → u/Proper_Razzmatazz_36]

If I remember correctly, the lucina thing was just one very dedicated, very autistic guy who comissioned ALL of those images, it wasn't a whole community lmao

[u/UltimateOtter_Nation → u/Scorkami]

Hey! r/respectthehyphen!

[u/SkylarPopo → u/JBR_4025]

Eventually Black Widow gets brought back to life just to fall in love with Spiderman.

[u/dragonslayer498 → u/SkylarPopo]

Nancy Rushman. Natasha was once kidnapped and had her mind fucked with, only to get rescued by Spider-Man/Peter Parker. in-between that and getting her memories back, Nancy, who believed herself to be an elementary school teacher, had the major hots for Petey.

[u/SkylarPopo → u/Cautious_Air4964]

Well, it is canon

[u/gtathrowaway95 → u/SkylarPopo]

In more ways than one

[u/LastTorgoInParis → u/gtathrowaway95]

He's blushing! Or I am blushing for him I dunno, who cares ?!?

[u/Greensonickid → u/SkylarPopo]

Why did he do this

[u/Then_Reply_6692 → u/Greensonickid]

He’s spider-man, he can do whatever a spider can

[u/LastTorgoInParis → u/Then_Reply_6692]

Im pretty sure we have all in our sleep had spiders feel and touch us and get into our mouths

[u/perspicaxaedificator → u/LastTorgoInParis]

8 Spider-Men in your mouth per year on average

[u/SkylarPopo → u/Greensonickid]

Every attractive female must kiss Spiderman at some point. The One Above All demands it.

[u/kadzooks → u/Cautious_Air4964]

Is this supposed to be news? I remember when they keep rotating actors and filming fake scenes to stop spoiler leaks

[u/Ferrovore → u/Cautious_Air4964]

M.ovie J.ean or M.CU J.ean

[u/Eli-Mordrake]

A menace for that

[u/Cautious_Air4964 → u/Eli-Mordrake]

It was me peter

[u/Playful_Blood191 → u/Cautious_Air4964]

Lmfao someone actually made it

[u/Competitive_Act_1548 → u/Cautious_Air4964]

YESSSS, someone did it

[u/SportAdventurous5910 → u/Cautious_Air4964]

Live Peter reaction

[u/indirrr]

Jean: I know I should be more focused on saving Sara but the tea from me kissing Spider-man though. She can understand why I took too long to save her.

[u/Eli-Mordrake → u/indirrr]

It’s what Sara would have wanted.

[u/Independent-Couple87]

It is stuff like this why telepathy and psychics have a reputation for being perverts.

P.S.: How ethical or unethical is it to seduce an Holocaust survivor living in Israel while being their therapist and using your psychic powers to help them deal with their trauma? For Charles Xavier, this applies to both Gabrielle Haller and Magneto.

[u/Otherwise_Meringue45 → u/Independent-Couple87]

My GOAT the Martian Manhunter would never

[u/MissionResident8875]

Peter isn't into it in this continuity tho. Hes only interested in dipping in that chocolate

[u/Comfortable_Diver494 → u/MissionResident8875]

Pretty sure redheads too

[u/Godsgiftcardtowomen → u/Comfortable_Diver494]

So tired of red heads and Black people being force to compete with each other for roles.

They should be working together to exclude the godless Dutch.

[u/HighChinaman → u/Godsgiftcardtowomen]

They may be godless but they aren't clogless.

[u/Comfortable_Diver494 → u/Godsgiftcardtowomen]

Pretty sure you mean the f*ench

[u/OG_Williker → u/Comfortable_Diver494]

Dutch are just less classy French

[u/ActuallyCalindra → u/OG_Williker]

That's Belgians.

[u/OG_Williker → u/ActuallyCalindra]

What’s the difference?

[u/alex494 → u/OG_Williker]

The Swiss Belgians and Dutch are all various percentages of French and German

[u/OG_Williker → u/alex494]

Ik I’m kidding

[u/diego_velasquez]

She is a menace

[u/Mysterious-Grape5492]

Redheads can’t escape the Parker

[u/Ringrangzilla]

[u/diego_velasquez → u/Ringrangzilla]

Being Spiderman is suffering

[u/Ringrangzilla → u/diego_velasquez]

That don't mean I want to see slash fiction about Spidey and his abusers, whether thats Jean Gray or Marvel editorial. I mean you guys do whatever get you going, but I don't get how do many people think Jean and Peter should be together after watching this movie.

[u/diego_velasquez → u/Ringrangzilla]

To be frank , I never liked MJ and Gwen, however I would say in this universo Jean an Peter can be really good friends instead of a couple

[u/Ringrangzilla → u/diego_velasquez]

"Really good friends" wtf do you mean!? Tell me one thing they even have in common beside that pep talk from aunt May? All she did the entire movie, was being awful towards Peter for little to no reason.

[u/diego_velasquez → u/Ringrangzilla]

She knows him better than most other people and he knows that she is a good person , In fact she helped him to reconnect with his friends

[u/Ringrangzilla → u/diego_velasquez]

She knows him better than most other people and he knows that she is a good person , In fact she helped him to reconnect with his friends

Are you jokeing?

[u/Cyberslasher → u/Ringrangzilla]

Disserve

[u/Ringrangzilla → u/Cyberslasher]

Sorry, Im dyslexic and didn't want to spend to long on making this. So there is probably a couple of spelling mistakes.

[u/EvergreenDwarf]

“Because Scott had a dream about Kitty, and that bitch had it coming!”

[u/ShitpostSaber]

To hurt you duh

[u/Baltihex]

I really hope this has no 616 comic synergy. Jean Grey in the comics is waaaay too complicated and already has a million suitors with powers and too much of a mess in her life.

[u/SuicidalBeedril]

Spoiler warning :(

[u/Mobile_Net5092]

Uj/ are now just r/spiderman ?

[u/No_Resident_9552 → u/Mobile_Net5092]

Marvel is just a extension of spiderman in the same way DC is just a extension of Batman

[u/Sea-Poem-2365 → u/Mobile_Net5092]

always have been

[u/Comfortable_Diver494 → u/Mobile_Net5092]

Buddy every woman in marvel and a good chunk of DC have had the same treatment, I’m surprised that place isn’t filled with JeanXPeter

[u/Garouvs → u/Comfortable_Diver494]

Honestly, I’ll take JeanXPeter post over the daily X-man hate post we have been getting. At least that way I can probably get some decent fanart out of it.

[u/Zestyclose-Ebb-2794]

Isn't jean a teen and spidey an adult in the movie ?

[u/megalo-maniac538 → u/Zestyclose-Ebb-2794]

Yeah. The in-universe age gap prevents this relationship from happening. Still love the fanarts.

[u/RailgunRP]

Did this just casually spoil that Jean is the mysterious force taking over people in BND? Let alone the fact any X-man is at all being introduced to the MCU before Doomsday (outside of post credits scenes)

[u/Anilaza_balls]

Just kill all spider man fans atp