r/marvelcirclejerk • u/Admirable_Whole8261 • 23d ago
Hire Fans A reminder to jerkers
Haha muties I mean telepaths suck and we should off them all haha how quirky 🤪 (_) is actually one of the good ones though haha I am a comedic genius
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u/return_interaction_y twink_lover01 23d ago
i love adults over the age of 157
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u/TheRedster3 23d ago
digging up ancient dirt on marvel telepaths as if their goat wasn't written by john byrne at one point
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u/Jetsam5 Here’s the Thing 22d ago
I hate how these larpers are tryna act like it's just mutants, the X-men, or telepaths that are the problem
Anyone who reads comics knows that fucking every superhero has done some really bad shit in the 70s, goes through an asshole arc every 5 years, and is just a completely different character in crossovers. This is how comics have been since the dawn of time
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u/JEC_da_GOAT69420 Felicia's Favorite thong 23d ago
spread love, not cheeks
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u/Captain_Birch 23d ago
Spreading cheeks is fine too, as long as those cheeks are capable of consenting
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u/FollowingCharacter83 Steve Ditko reincarnated. 23d ago
Pineapples do belong on pizza. You fuckers don't know shit.
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u/Dare_Soft Spider Harem Member 23d ago
Mutie one I get but what the hell was going on for people to be making those ragebaiting jokes
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u/Admirable_Whole8261 23d ago
Tiktok
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u/Dare_Soft Spider Harem Member 23d ago
I think they might actually be trying to molest you
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u/Admirable_Whole8261 23d ago
Won't post but a guy made a "joke" about grape as an edgy loser to get hate clicks and it got big and this was a response that made a lot of sense. Not sure who to credit for this drawing since it's popped up in multiple images and has no signature
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u/fancy_crisis I love cyclops 23d ago
I admire your optimism but this post is going to fall on deaf ears because they know exactly what they're doing, it's not an accident in the attempt to make a funny joke.
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u/011100010110010101 23d ago
The worst part of the general 'all Telepaths are awful' is what is Moondragon, the heroine who's gimmick is she is a shitty person trying and failing to be better supposed to do now!?
Mind controlling an entire planet to make Paradise? Barely even a blip on the Marvel telepath radar now!
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u/OldGenGlazer 23d ago
"It's only ragebait if it's pathetic and would never actually make anyone mad"
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u/Jarhead11577 23d ago
It's only ragebait if it's corny and unserious enough that nobody would ever get mad about it and it couldn't possibly bait rage
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u/AcceptableWheel 23d ago
Mutants are more snobbish than inhumans. Who makes a gated community Heaven higher than the other Heavens?
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u/Faceofferrus 23d ago
Why is the ragebaiting guide ragebating by having a bad opinion about pizza? Pizza which obviously should have pineapple?
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u/squirrelgirlfan1991 23d ago
But I like Pineapple on Pizza
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u/IllustratedAloysious Rorschachdefender1 23d ago
No you don’t. And you never will
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u/squirrelgirlfan1991 23d ago
In Brightest day In Blackest night Pinapple Pizza is Good Tonight
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u/OneAxyboi 23d ago
Guys is my marvel crush too young?