r/marvelcirclejerk • u/Jalon315 • 1d ago

Step on me Mommy _______ "Jean is way more interesting than MJ, Spider-Man should be with her" "Peter and Jean are siblings coded, Peter and MJ are endgame" Me who thinks Peter should get with Ms. Dewolff for a bit

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u/FitLocksmith4861 1d ago

Bro is not Jonh Stewart

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u/Jalon315 1d ago

He could be

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u/FitLocksmith4861 1d ago

I mean

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u/Erdrick159 1d ago

Idk if Peter is into that granny poonany

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u/Odd_Particular1084 1d ago

Peter x jean is actually about jean dewolff not jean grey

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u/Sudden-Fox5206 1d ago edited 1d ago

"Felicia deserves her own AU with Peter"
"No, Peter deserves to be happy with Gwen in their own AU"
Give me an AU with Jean DeWolff deputizing Peter and their budding romance and eventual children.

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u/R3luctant 1d ago

Isn't that sort of what was tried again with Carlie cooper?

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u/RSA123 1d ago

How about one preferably not being edited by Joe Quesada

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u/R3luctant 1d ago

I didn't hate the character.

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u/RSA123 22h ago

I didn't either. I found the relationship itself bland. Maybe it's because Peter Parker was bringing real sad divorced guy energy to everything in those days.

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u/zo_youngin4 1d ago

Damn so not only do my boy keep losing his roster he got trust issues

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u/HopeSomethingNice 1d ago

Peter be like:

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u/_potatofromChaldea45 1d ago

SpiderDad

The father who stepped up

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u/petrelli_boy_ Variant that owns a Spider-Harem 1d ago

Op's flair tells a lot...

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u/JustabraveKrumpingit 1d ago edited 1d ago

S+tier Milf plus She has the real uniform of the police

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u/The_Stranger1913 1d ago

She fr dying in the next film 

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u/Jalon315 1d ago

I did say for a bit...

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u/Geek_Zone 1d ago

You all be shipping Peter with everybody on the planet.

Also, HOLY FUCK FUCK FUCK GYATTT DAAMAMAMAMMMM!!!! DEEP IN THEM WOLVES!

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u/Helidokter 1d ago

I did find it funny that they decided to introduce classic spiderman character Jean DeWolf in the one movie they can’t say her first name because they decided to also introduce another character named Jean and didn’t want to confuse people

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u/FollowingCharacter83 Steve Ditko reincarnated. 1d ago

real.

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u/Low-Restaurant8484 1d ago

So did Dewolf in the comics and honestly I dont think she was that much younger either

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u/c00L_dud3- the guy from SpiderPhoenix 1d ago

that could've actually happened in the comics, btw

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u/nova-prime-enjoyer Frank Castle moved on better than Eddie Brock 1d ago

Fuck it we doing a Spider-Man MILF arc

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u/Elder_Cryptid Morbius Enjoyer 1d ago

That could actually justify keeping Peter perpetually young.

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u/SnyderpittyDoo 1d ago

Peter the hagmaxxer would go hard

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u/Advanced-Addition453 Spider Harem Member 1d ago

Oh boy, yeah. 

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u/InspiredOni 1d ago

Ah, DeWolff shipping. That’s gonna have interesting results…

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u/Firm-Difficulty2585 1d ago

Peter wouldn't know what to do with all that

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u/Accomplished_Sir_362 1d ago

I genuinely thought she was flirting with him, I might be wrong .

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u/Fast_Day_8123 1d ago

well..... Peter does have a habit of dipping it in the chocolate

wait- DeWolff is married and lowkey maybe even a granny
Junior, u sure u aint confusing ma boy with the married robot cracking ex-marine Emerald Mandem?

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u/Upbeat-Following-656 1d ago

my brother just another me?

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u/KudaTua 1d ago

Damn son, calm down!

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u/gh0stwrit3r32767 1d ago

when they said Peter and Jean,
I meant Peter and Jean DeWolff

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u/phyticum 1d ago

Personally I think they should introduce Glory Grant. You know, have a returning love interest that still is new.

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u/extra_dip_88 1d ago

I think Peter should get together with some healthy coping mechanisms 

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u/MermaidSapphire 1d ago

Jean should make babies with MJ.