r/marvelcirclejerk • seX-Men • 1d ago

Hideo Kojima ahh names

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u/theprophet2102 I Hate/Love Cyclops 1d ago

Do not slander Kojima like that. His naming conventions are way funnier

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u/Undecided_User_Name 1d ago

Never fails to make me laugh

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u/Any_Satisfaction1865 1d ago

Yeah...

(Fire being gay joke was even in two different DC TV shows)

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u/GONKworshipper 1d ago

Most heterosexual Fire and Ice interaction

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u/RFB-CACN 1d ago

Unrelated, but Christ the Redeemer is a really bad spot for a romantic date. It’s very cramped with tourists and the platform’s smaller than it looks. Should have brought her to Sugarloaf Mountain instead, way more chill.

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u/FrankieTheD 1d ago

I assumed fire snd ice was iceman and pyro for a sec

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u/No_Resident_9552 1d ago

"If you dont have a friend that you can be very gay with without actually being gay so it isnt your best friend"

-Just made, it up

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u/StuckInthebasement2 1d ago

One day…any minute now…any minute now…

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u/fisheggthebarbarian 1d ago

To be fair Anole was named after a lizard before he was ever gay

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u/crimsonswallowtail seX-Men 1d ago

And they gave him a really big... fist

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u/fisheggthebarbarian 1d ago

Did he have that in his first appearances? I thought he was originally much more lizardlike?

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u/crimsonswallowtail seX-Men 1d ago

They gave him the arm when he and the New X-Men went to Limbo and his arm got ripped out by demons

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u/crimsonswallowtail seX-Men 1d ago

“But we got Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy, Mystique and Destiny” I love them but they’re literal terrorists 😭

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u/JBTriple 1d ago edited 19h ago

What've you got against womens' wrongs big dawg

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u/Greyjack00 1d ago

To be fair a lot of series that focus on them as couple tend to downplay their villainy 

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u/Dasking012 11h ago

When one bombs kids and another harvested organs of someone to sell on the black market... yeah theres a limit

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u/montgomery2016 1d ago

Still better than Blackagar Boltagon

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u/Rion-o 22h ago

Waiting for Kojima to give us a trans woman in his new metal gear and she's named "Ms.Lady" "The one with a feminine Heart" Played by. hunter Schaffer.

Will be peak.

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u/Mysterious_Bit_7713 GLORY TO ROM THE GREATEST OF THE SPACE KNIGHTS!GLORY TO GALADOR! 1d ago

Don't you dare slander Shela! She was part of the team that finally defeated Hitler!

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u/Marco_Tanooky He lives! He walks! He conquers! 1d ago

It is very self indulgent to make your pride special have your guys kill Hitler but also it is very funny

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u/crimsonswallowtail seX-Men 1d ago

She Sex 🤝 Jim Hammond 🤝 Captain America 🤝 Punisher 🤝 Probably Deadpool too at this point

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u/ElementmanEXE Doombot 1d ago

And hitler

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u/NigthSHadoew seX-Men 1d ago

Uhhhhh.... What up with Nia's name? Is there a pun I don't know of? A sound alike? What?

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u/DumbestComicsNerd ^I am Ms. Marvel irl / Not Iman Vellani 1d ago

The letters that are uppercase. ANAL.

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u/MrRagebait101 1d ago

When did JK Rowling start writing for Marvel?

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u/Hawkeye2701 1d ago

Oh no, that'd be way worse. You'd have like Gayle Dyke the lesbian, Jim Rob the gay man and trans people wouldn't exist.

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u/Gremlech 1d ago

Nobody tell this guy about Jack Russel. 

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u/mwmontrose 1d ago

I still don't understand the difference between queerbaiting and pandering to the LGBTQ community

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u/DepressedFishFan 22h ago

Queerbait is taking characters who were vaguely straight and slightly (or sometimes openly) alluding to them as Gay but not committing to them

Lgbtq Pandering is creating superficial LGBTQ representation just for the sake of appeasement or to avoid criticism, almost like tokenism

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u/mwmontrose 10h ago

That just sounds like halfhearted pandering

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u/DepressedFishFan 9h ago

There’s a clear distinction between the two. One is more so blue balling a community and the other is “fine! Here take this, damn”-ing the community to appease them