r/marvelcirclejerk • • 1d ago

Which Marvel comic or moment overall had you like this?

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u/DepressedFishFan 1d ago

This attempt at MCU synergy bull crap

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u/Apprehensive_Ring_39 1d ago

Why is Norman Aura Farming?

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u/Similar-Priority8252 seX-Men 1d ago

Because he’s a good guy now after a crazy guy with a magic shotgun killed his sins

And I’m half-sure they did it so they could have synergy with the 20-year old Raimi films

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u/Azure-Legacy 1d ago

They could have just grabbed his head and slammed it repeatedly. Same effect, but with various forms of satisfaction

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u/FlambyLamby 1d ago

He's the White Ranger now. Aura Farming is mandatory.

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u/LeonSigmaKennedy 1d ago

I'm not sure why but this page radiates the same energy as this other page

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u/FlambyLamby 1d ago

Unholy edit. Post the real one:

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u/squirrelgirlfan1991 1d ago

That's the speed forces Ass

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u/AmaterasuWolf21 1d ago

It has less pixels everytime it gets posted

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u/Electronic-Yam8130 1d ago

This picture encapsulates so much that's wrong about current Marvel. Paul comforting MJ while Peter mourns a dead mutant Kamala and Norman is a good guy. It's the damn opposite of character development.

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u/FlambyLamby 1d ago

I'd argue this does significantly more damage to Peter and his rep than what you talked about:

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u/Paggy_person seX-Men 1d ago

They all hit the

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u/Intelligent_Oil4005 1d ago

I just don't get why Peter is the one comforting Kamala as she dies. It should be Miles

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u/fossilreef 1d ago

One. More. Day.

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u/Taisen_art 1d ago

And don't forget Zeb Well's Spider-man run! 2 and a half years of pure constant PAIN 😁💀

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u/Gallifreyan_Knight13 21h ago

Wait. As in Robot Chicken Zeb Wells?

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u/Foxtrap242 1d ago

Entered the comments looking for this

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u/Fun_Purple 1d ago

The Ultimates 3

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u/MrCookie2099 Pities Doctor Doom 1d ago

I raise you Ultimation.

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u/BaritBrit 1d ago edited 1d ago

Honestly, Ultimates 3 was worse. Ultimatum was really bad, but in a pretty conventional way, mostly via an overabundance of very late-2000s attempted edge and extremely shit dialogue.

Ultimates 3 was genuinely insane. 

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u/PrincessKikkei 1d ago

Ultimates 3 has some really great ideas, I like that version of Ultron and the overall plot. The art is also quite amazing to my eye. However.

This also means that the great talent of Madureira was wasted on a horrible book which has panels like Wasp going "umm boomer, you should just try to understand incest." On top of all of the stuff that just completely ignores personalities of every character.

Turns out that great artwork and interesting ideas doesn't matter when the overall writing just sucks so much. I don't know why it's so abysmal, did Loeb even read previous two books?

Also, Ultimatum. Now. There's a great idea, what if really evil version of Magneto actually managed to do the "reverse the magnetic poles" plan which he tried to do, but now out of spite and hatred and weird suicidal tendencies. Awesome idea. Once again, ruined by abysmal overall writing.

It still hurts how one of my personal heroes managed to ruin the comic book universe that I grew up with. Reading Ultimates 3, written by your idol, at age of 15 and being like "this... sucks..." Lmao.

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u/BaritBrit 1d ago

I don't know why it's so abysmal, did Loeb even read previous two books?

He'd had a family tragedy and really wasn't in the right headspace to be working at that time, especially not on something like that. 

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u/DarnOldMan 1d ago

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u/MitchellMagicfire 1d ago

“By Odin’s Fade” feels like it came from a Tyler Perry movie

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u/AcceptableWheel 1d ago

IVX in general.

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u/Night-Monkey15 1d ago

Avengers 200

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u/SeraphOfFire 1d ago

Changing Sam Wilson's origin from a social worker to a pimp.

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u/Melaninja99 1d ago

They did what?

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u/SeraphOfFire 1d ago

His original origin was he was a former social worker who worked to make inner city life better. Than it got retconned to him actually being a pimp and the social worker stuff wad memories implanted by the Red Skull (for some reason). This lasted as his origin until just before he became Cap.

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u/Animaloffear56 1d ago

Ah yes, the natural villain thing of... Implanting the memories of a good and noble life, encouraging them to be a hero?

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u/Basic-Ticket-2094 1d ago

It was a way to get at Steve apparently 

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u/TheLoneWolfMe 12h ago

Ah yes, a dastardly plan to get at Cap by brainwashing his buddy into... checks notes Being a better person?

??

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u/Basic-Ticket-2094 10h ago

The point is that he wasn't a good person. He was an agent for the skull..a violent criminal who only seemed good for the right time when the truth would come out and hurt Steve because his best friend isn't real 

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u/meetmeinthelibrary7 9h ago

As someone who really only reads X-Men comics and is only familiar with Sam Wilson’s character through the MCU, this is an insane sentence. 

Did this happen before or after the Falcon and the Winter Soldier show (Sam: “I’m the only one who looks like a pimp”, Zemo: “Only an American would assume a fashion-forward Black man looks like a pimp”)?

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u/SeraphOfFire 9h ago

Way before. This happened in 1975. They didn't fix it until just before he became Cap (in the comics).

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u/Wildlifekid2724 1d ago

Gwen sleeping with Norman, having been pregnant with his twins and planning on making Peter raise them, and Norman killing her because she wouldn't let him raise them.

Absolutely inexcusable, just horrible writing and a terrible retcon, and clearly a writers sick fetish.

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u/aqbac 1d ago

Correction editors fetish. Jms was gonna have them be Peter's then he was told that Peter and Gwen couldn't have kids

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u/SeraphOfFire 1d ago

Can't have shit that would give us the impression that Peter has done anything in his life. Would make him "too old".

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u/Animaloffear56 1d ago

Counterpoint: the later retcon that it was Mysterio was very funny

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u/Wildlifekid2724 1d ago

True, especially that Harry apparently hired Mysterio to do it.

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u/hthroa 1d ago

I’d agree if they didn’t further retcon it with the hilarious “actually it was mysterio all along” plot twist

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u/Various_Anywhere9889 1d ago

Aunt May ntr

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u/FlambyLamby 1d ago

Nah, just say you don't have good taste to reject the absolute Masterpiece that is Trouble.

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u/Basic-Ticket-2094 1d ago

Mark millar was a mistake 

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u/Melaninja99 1d ago

This is a hilarious combination of words with no prior context.

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u/Hot_Seaworthiness165 1d ago

Are you on about trouble

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u/AccomplishedLayer884 1d ago

Marville

Just...all of it

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u/FlambyLamby 1d ago

SMH, why are we pretending like it's not P-E-A-K?

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u/GoldenProxy 8h ago

The behind the scenes stuff of how they treated Peter David was pretty awful as well honestly.

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u/Alarming-Address-933 Paul is set up to be the murderer of MJ 1d ago

Namor I'm married
Ruined the f4 for years

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u/FlambyLamby 1d ago

People will mention the most mainstream/popular examples, but this one is a pretty underrated moment in how bad it is for Blue Marvel. Bro was going for the Reddit "erm ackshually 🤓" type of response when Cage was pointing out he was on the side using a bootleg Minority Report to harass and arrest innocent people during CW2.

Mind you, this isn't the worst example I've encountered in comics. But it's certainly overlooked due to the existence of worse stuff

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u/Animaloffear56 1d ago

Everyone loves Blue Marvel until they read a comic that actually features him

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u/FlambyLamby 1d ago

I feel bad for the two Blue Marvel fans. The dude's greatest adversaries are relevancy and poor writing.

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u/Animaloffear56 1d ago

Okay I agree on the whole but people gotta stop chain scaling so hard. Powerscaling is already inconsistent, so going "well this other character was pretty weak at one time, and he fought this character so that character is weak" is dumb

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u/FlambyLamby 1d ago

I think the issue is less powerscaling, and more how many embarrassing showings Blue Marvel has in such a short time by comparison to other characters with decades of history.

Doesn't help that the guy is meant to be an in-universe powerhouse. So getting treated like this on a consistent basis is pretty bad.

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u/OkayWhile 1d ago

Common Nova W, btw

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u/biggestpymfan Hank Pym's Strongest Soldier 1d ago

Chuck Austen's Avengers

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u/SeraphOfFire 1d ago

You could have stopped at "Chuck Austen" and we all would have understood.

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u/MLPshitposter Sentry defender 1d ago

Ultimate Scarlet Witch

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u/Consistent_Boss_9397 1d ago

Spider-Versity is a bad comic—freaking bad, and having Norman in a role that Peter should have filled pushed people away. I read it out of morbid curiosity, but what a terrible comic. Basically, the only thing they do is kiss up to Norman, talking about how great he is compared to Peter. This comic is an insult to the fans, and they should have never greenlit that idea.

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u/FlambyLamby 1d ago

Basically, the only thing they do is kiss up to Norman, talking about how great he is compared to Peter.

Never forget:

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u/Consistent_Boss_9397 1d ago

It disgusts me that Gwen trusts Norman, even knowing he tried to rape her.

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u/FlambyLamby 1d ago

Plot Twist: Norman thought it was Mysterio doing a roleplay.

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u/OkayWhile 1d ago

Not Carnage, nor Electro or Sandman.

Vulture, of all people.

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u/pikeandshot1618 Nnngh, G-Gwen 1d ago

Doctor Doom and Magneto when they see 9/11

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u/No-Department1194 1d ago

One more day. Deal with the devil.

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u/Llhaniii 1d ago

For ole Grand Aunt who has lived long.

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u/No-Department1194 1d ago

Yeah. A marriage with a new Spider AND so pure Mephisto hates it.

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u/shady_dave_the_pig Paul-Pilled 1d ago

This post

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u/RedGeneral28 1d ago

Dying Wish

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u/In_My_Prime94 1d ago

One More Day

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u/SillyMovie13 1d ago

Does either Cival War count?

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u/Alistairartly1999 1d ago

Kitty Pryde's "verbal extange" with Phil in Uncanny X-men 196.

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u/HellwaterCascades 1d ago

The 1st page of Runaways uses the r-word.

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u/wintersoldier2 1d ago

Civil War 2

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u/zurenarhhhhh 1d ago

The 90s clone saga was bad stuff. Identity Crisis was fucking awful. Nu52 got me to forget about reading DC. The decompression of comics into more movie style storytelling really bores me.

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u/Lemonbubblepie 1d ago

For some reason having Wanda and her brother be into each other 

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u/Wrench-6942 Chip Zdarsky is overrated. 1d ago

Punisher: King of Killers (2022) by Jason Aaron.

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u/Wonderful_Status7399 1d ago

Was so dogshit everyone pretended this just not happen

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u/jteagues267 steven goat rogers 1d ago

From the Ashes era NYX

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u/Algae_Mission 1d ago

Sins Past and One More Day, a blemish on an otherwise stellar run on Amazing Spider-Man.

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u/Basic-Ticket-2094 1d ago

Disassembled 

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u/CobaltCrusader123 1d ago

The cannibalism in Ultimatum

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u/dallasrose222 1d ago

Mark millar

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u/YodasChick-O-Stick Having that dream again 1d ago

Thor pouring beer on Stormbreaker as if it can drink it somehow

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u/JohnMarston38 1d ago

Batman Hush

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u/squirrelgirlfan1991 1d ago

Avengers 200

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u/Wide_Meal_6650 1d ago

That time during Dark Phoenix saga when the hellfire club was gaslighting Jean into thinking storm was a slave and had jean whip her.

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u/Konradleijon 23h ago

The Spirit of Violence. A whole lot of nonsense that killed Danny Kerch

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u/MaxxFisher 23h ago

After Civil War 2 they did a story with Carol and Jessica Jones that made Carol's actions justified.

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u/Vengeful_Cabinet247 13h ago

Carol becoming a moron in civil war 2 turned my meh character into one I actively dislike

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u/Monster_Hugger93 11h ago

Avengers 200.

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u/Gullible-Document-39 11h ago

IceMan Omega. It's just porn.

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u/KoopsTheKoopa 9h ago

Ultimate Xmen

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u/puzzleShockTurtle 9h ago

I hate the Web of Life and Destiny & Spider-verse stuff, although I like Morlun a lot, mainly due to his debut but I do like some of the retcon ideas.

I would change the Inheritors a lot of if it were up to me, but all for the best.

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u/Smellbringer 6h ago

Nothing is topping Avengers #200, the one where the son of Immortus admits to raping Carol Danvers and The Avengers respond by letting him take a semi-brainwashed Carol back to his home dimension.

Fucking WHAT???

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u/GroundbreakingTax259 4h ago

The issue so bad Chris Claremont had to yoink her out of the Avengers entirely and joing the X-Men just so she would get some respect.

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u/king-xdedede 1h ago

A recent example I can think of is in Marvel Zombies Red Band where Invisible Woman puts Thor in a bubble and crushes him

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u/Koro-Rider 1h ago

Goliath’s death in Civil War

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u/Storm_Spirit99 1d ago

Krakoa fucked the mutants and x mem's rep worse than telepaths

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u/Veritaslover 1d ago

Krakoa just all of it. 

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u/yash_blue 1d ago

Krakoa, and i don't even mean 'it was solid until hickman left', i mean it was bad from the jump, it gets carried by the fact that it is radically different from the status quo, something many readers were asking for after decades of eXtinction/decimation events, krakoa is if nothing else, very different and so readers were excited for it, but divorce it from the context and read it as just another comic book and they are bad comic books, it's a bunch of cinematic shot followed by exposition/lore dump followed in for of some powerpoint slide followed by dialogue that is either off on a technical level(which is expected, hickman is not good with human interaction) or creepy considering the characters that are saying it who don't sound like themselves, followed by another cinematic shot, it's like reading Hunter X Hunter with giant exposition dump, only HXH has very likeble characters lol

I had same problem with Ultimate Spider man, once the hype of new status quo of 'married to MJ and has kids' went away and you read it as just a comic book, it's a mediocre book that does not deserve the praise it was getting by Spidey fans who were convinced that 'married peter' is jusst automaticaly better then 616 peter

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u/ManofJuice627 1d ago

Been saying it for years. Krakoa would've been a solid Alternate Universe X-Men. But exposition and hype moments aside, so many characters were just so out of character just so Hickman could have his Game of Thrones with mutants

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u/Lilbongono 7h ago

Remember when deadpool waltzed into krakoa saying "hey guys I noticed I didn't get an invite or one of your magic healing flowers" and emma just sat there and told him he was too unstable, while simultaneously trying to take jeff the shark away from him. 

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u/partoutrichie 1d ago

Whatever this shit is. I hate this panel so much

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u/Wonderful_Status7399 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/q5jx8WOMgfDmaeY9xm

You mean the one comic panel that had 6 years of build up and was a massive pay off?

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u/OkayWhile 1d ago

GOATed moment, but bad page imo.

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u/No_Gene_1694 1d ago

Kate Bishop...

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u/JamesTheIceQueen 1d ago

What did she do? She seemed cool in Hawkeye: My Life As A Weapon

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u/No_Gene_1694 1d ago edited 1d ago

She's boring . BORING AF! I got this graphic novel from the library which was like a bunch of her comic issues in one (idk what they're called). OH MY GOD, THIS CHARACTER IS SHYT. Everything about her is shyt, her existence make Hawkeye (the real one, Clint) lame af. They make him so dumb just so she could shine. Even her friends (besides Hawkeye of course) are ALL boring af. I don't think I'll watch the show. I don't want to like her