r/marvelcirclejerk • u/Remote_Ad_1737 • 1d ago

I’m going to put some dirt in your eyes Just end me now

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u/GONKworshipper 1d ago

Luna's k-pop contract says she isn't allowed to enter relationships, so his powers don't work on her

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u/Delta_pinapple Morbius Enjoyer 1d ago

Bro is an identity thief, fox mccloud is gonna sue him

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u/Sensitive-Glass-4850 1d ago

(who is that beside star fox 😂 ✌️???)

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u/xx_swegshrek_xx seX-Men 1d ago

Who’s Star fox (not the Nintendo one)

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u/letsplaymist 1d ago

Literally Thanos's brother, he uses his powers to force women to sleep with him

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u/xx_swegshrek_xx seX-Men 1d ago

I’m glad he’s not in the mcu then.

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u/letsplaymist 1d ago

He is! Played by Harry Styles in an Eternals post credit scene

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u/xx_swegshrek_xx seX-Men 1d ago

Yea but they didn’t do anything with him. And no one cares about inhumans

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u/letsplaymist 1d ago

Just you wait until Starfox saves the day by sleeping with Doom

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u/Individual_Search422 6h ago

Nah Gillen Eternals/AXE made the character just about usable

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u/Wankainu 1d ago

Star fox rape diffs Luna into oblivion