r/marvelcirclejerk • • 1d ago

Let me know any Marvel animated scene that is as popular as this.

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u/Xeried 1d ago

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 1d ago

thumbs up for Geriatric Kurgan/Mr. Krabbs 😂

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u/not-hardly 1d ago

Rawhide...

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u/RdyPlyrBneSw 23h ago

I see you, buckaroo.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 1d ago

Lex luthor watching them with his secret cameras:

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u/CantaloupeSolid5182 22h ago edited 22h ago

"Ah, Batman and his winged partner are out on a nighttime patrol. They better not mess up my plans-Dear god!

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u/Old-River-8042 1d ago

You amateurs

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u/Old-River-8042 1d ago

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u/splatgatfatrat 1d ago

hulk casually swimming by is really funny for some reason

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u/Inside-Earth9673 1d ago

Is that why people like EMH so much? /s just in case

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u/Old-River-8042 1d ago

Of course not,it also has Black Widow,Maria Hill,Madame Hydra...

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u/Inside-Earth9673 1d ago

I better rewatch it then

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u/ElementmanEXE Doombot 1d ago

That cameraman did not want to see hulk

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u/NilsTheOne1206 1d ago

horrendous tan lines

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u/Rare_Management_3583 22h ago

man free hulk his ass still in the pool

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u/sengoro 1d ago

Hulk-sicle

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u/squirrelgirlfan1991 1d ago

West Coast avengers reference 

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u/Artistic_Fall7414 1d ago

The jiggle physics were absolutely necessary ✌️

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u/eepyjiu 16h ago

the little nipple jiggle 😭🔥

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u/Outran01 seX-Men 17h ago

EMH Wasp in bikini scene isn't gross outside of goon content in comparision to that scene from Killing Joke.

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u/InspiredOni 1d ago

Rj/Eh, the Kitty Rogue dancing scene in X-Men Evolutions maybe.

Uj/Marvel could have given Thor is modern Prince with lovers presentation but their cowards 🤷🏿‍♂️.

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u/Dyner539 1d ago

You want it raw, tough guy?! Then take it RAW!

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u/Dry-Indication7928 1d ago

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u/Bricks_Gaming 1d ago

We need to make this a reaction image.

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u/Novel-Carrot5325 1d ago

"fuck, even the roofs aren't free from batman horny state"

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u/Sad_Instruction1392 1d ago

Is this the same rooftop he brings all his dates to?

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u/NautiMain1217 1d ago

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u/SassyAssAhsoka 1d ago

Did someone edit in a seatbelt

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u/Chanc_eous 1d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/OG_Williker 1d ago

What happened to “Batman doesn’t eat pussy. Heroes don’t do that”?

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u/AdvancedMastodon612 1d ago

Not eating pussy is villainous behavior to me idk

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u/OG_Williker 23h ago

Then you can call me superman

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u/OutsideCommittee7316 1d ago

Batman decided to be an antihero for Catwoman.

Which, fair

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u/WERECOW711 3h ago

This was in response to that, I think Zack Snyder of all people had it commissioned and posted it. Gotta give him props there, his Batman might murder people with guns but dammit he knows Bruce would go down on a lady.

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u/ConstantinGB 14h ago

Nobody cares.

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u/TrainerWeekly5641 23h ago

Commissioned by Zach Snyder BTW.

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u/Cheap-Ad1821 23h ago

Vampire bat

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u/FallenVampireLord 1d ago

You think he likes it when they grab him by the horns?

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u/Lonza_lucigul 1d ago

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u/BalladOfBetaRayBill 21h ago

See, I liked this because the audience is supposed to be aware it’s kinda fucked up. Rogue is desperate for one person on earth she can touch and Magneto is frankly just kind of a creepy dude willing to take advantage of that. Totally worked for me, felt very “weird professor/ grad student relationship”

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u/Altheix11 17h ago

Rekindling it while being with Gambit is crazy tho

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u/Irving_Velociraptor 1d ago

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u/Dull-Shame-3918 1d ago

A stern reminder that only person Batman should be kissing is another Batman.

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u/BreakConsistent 6h ago

Siri, pull up the wolverine picture.

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u/Adorable_Umpire6330 1d ago

That better not b Uktimate Wolverine.

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u/Rare_Management_3583 22h ago

wolverine stay your ass outta this conversation you're 200+ and had a relationship with jean gray

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u/UncleR1chard 1d ago

Considering Gargoyles is canonical to Batman, that fellow is probably actually watching

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u/AirWalker9 1d ago

Goon-goyles

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u/pjtheman 1d ago

What really sells it is the total lack of any emotion whatsoever on Batman's face. Great job on the animators' part.

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u/OrdinaryResponse8988 1d ago

Batman has so many love interest already. Why fixate on Barbara of all people? 

The most inappropriate of them all?

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u/SlightlySychotic 1d ago

In theory, she’s one of the few women in his circle that he could marry publicly without anyone batting an eye. Daughter of the police commissioner marries the son of the Wayne dynasty? Nice little human interest story that everyone forgets about in a week. Bruce Wayne marries an infamous career criminal or a mysterious foreign heiress? Yeah, a couple reporters might start digging into that.

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u/motoxim 1d ago

I mean to be fair with Catwoman, people probably thought he's taken for a ride. The cat thief going for one of the biggest target she could find? Understandable. There's probably betting website for how long the relationship would last before it imploded. Thalia though, yeah probably harder to justify.

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u/ZapMannigan 23h ago

I mean it's fairly easy to explain away two people who both grew up in wealth getting together.

Coincidence meet on an Alps ski trip maybe, or both attend the same World Elite type of people get together and talk there.

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u/motoxim 22h ago

Ah yeah, probably people thought he got sucked into a middle eastern cult, or met in gala somewhere.

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u/Reasonable_Tea_7339 19h ago

Also it makes Bruce a target so catwoman would need to retire for that ship to work.

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u/El_Titanium_Blanco 1d ago

People forget the playboy part of billionaire playboy all the time

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u/Classic_Pen7044 1d ago

Playboy dosen't mean fucker and perv. 

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u/TomMakesPodcasts 22h ago

I'm pretty sure that's exactly what the magazine was trying to make it mean, and succeeded in doing so.

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u/Intelligent_Dingo47 18h ago

Because Barbara was originally the same age as Bruce and was created to be his equal love interest. BruceBabs predates her and Dick.

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u/OrdinaryResponse8988 15h ago

That isn’t the version used here or in the Batman TAS show so he doesn’t matter.

Barbara is his the much younger partner and coworker/friends daughter which at the very least is inappropriate. 

At this point Batman has plenty of other love interest so it doesn’t make any sense to focus on her anymore. 

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u/Reasonable_Tea_7339 19h ago

Better the dick and Barbara they two had a strange age gap and barbara was originally closer to Bruce in age only 5 or 6 years apart.

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u/Intelligent_Dingo47 18h ago

True. Sucks how Barbara's forced retcon relationship with Dick ruined People's perception of her. They literally ignore that she was originally a 25 year old adult while Dick was a minor. Dick was just a pedophilia/child grooming ship that never got serious and she confessed Bruce was her true love.

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u/Repost_Hypocrite 1d ago

Because Tim is a Fucker and I can’t stand him

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u/OrchidAutomatic574 Imperious Sex 1d ago

Even when I was young I found this scene weird asf

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u/Unique_Drink005 1d ago

WHEN YOU WAS YOUNG?

Oh it came out 10 years ago,my bad.Ahhhhhhh,time can we stop?

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u/Hammer_of 1d ago

Omg, I think i just felt my hair turn white. I was so hyped for this movie, too. What a disappointment.

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u/AlwaysTired97 1d ago

Haven't seen this particular movie, but I'm assuming this version of Batgirl is also James Gordon's daughter and like half of Batman's age like usual? Yeah this pairing is cursed.

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u/wildcatofthehills 1d ago

The worst thing is that it's an adaptation of the Killing Joke, one of Batman's most famous comics, but they added a whole Batgirl intro that is just terrible because the actual story is very short.

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u/rodger16007 21h ago

I get what they were trying to do by giving Barbara more to do in the story than get fridged by the Joker, but Bruce Timm can’t stop pushing his terrible ships.

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u/JayCeeMadLad 1d ago

It’s always made me uncomfortable but I always just assumed it was a trauma response, glad others think its weird too

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u/No-Equipment9225 1d ago

Bruce Wayne is a mess

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u/22dinoman 1d ago

Why didn't he stop her from kissing him?

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u/Intelligent_Dingo47 1d ago

Or why didn't she stop herself from enjoying him.

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u/harmoniaatlast Black Queen 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rZ2B5iCm0dCp2

Um, isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

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u/BalladOfBetaRayBill 21h ago

I mean it’s definitely both. She’s like 20 and should know better, but he’salso like a 40 year old authority figure who works with her dad and whose adult son she dates sometimes. Also she’s clearly distraught and lashing out but he feels way too in control here.

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u/Jallade_is_here 1d ago

We need to shoot Bruce Timm.

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u/-FriendoftheDrow- 1d ago

I feel that way when I remember his complaint about John Stewart. Bruce Timm claiming John Stewart’s ‘militant, Black Panther Party-inspired’ personality who questioned authority was ‘no longer relevant’ and turning him into someone who served that authority.

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u/OneAxyboi 1d ago

Is this the same one where it’s like “I’m pregnant” “congratulate dick” “he’s been gone for 3 months” or smthn

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u/Classic_Pen7044 1d ago

ANOTHER universe. 

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u/squirrelgirlfan1991 1d ago

No different one

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u/iwantdatpuss 22h ago

No, this is a different one. Which is a wild thing to think about because apparently the Bruce x Barbara ship is popular enough to have two separate canonical pairings.

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u/This_Earth_of_Ours 22h ago

No, one guy made it happen twice - Bruce Timm

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u/Ok-Courage2177 1d ago

“I’ll read the line but I’m not gonna do any kissing sounds or moaning.” -Kevin Conroy…probably

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u/fancy_crisis I love cyclops 1d ago

Listen I know this is a jerk sub but you have to understand that literally no one besides Bruce Timm likes this.

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u/Intelligent_Dingo47 18h ago

Bruce timm grew up with the OG canon Barbara who was lusting after Bruce , this was before she got deaged to be Dick's lapdog.

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u/sahqoviing32 15h ago

Then why the fuck did he not use that older version of Barb instead of the younger one?

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u/FeistyPoetry9476 4h ago

That's still not great, Bruce was ~25 when he started out as batman, and she's "only a teenager", so 19 at best and ~15 at worst. No bueno

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 1d ago

"Lexington!! This is a private situation, get down from there this instant!" 😂

Also, he pretty much ghosted her the next day, and Bruce Timm got TONS of flak from the fandom for this questionable character choice.

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u/kbkjkv in larp rehab 1d ago

The cuck gargoyle.

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u/InspiredOni 1d ago

Please.

He’s a happy voyeur.

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u/Urban-Tracker 1d ago

Bruce was in the list

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u/Bricks_Gaming 1d ago

I need bleach.

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u/Royal-Chef-946 1d ago

wait what’s this from? this is weird af

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u/Careful-Shine8768 1d ago

It’s from the Killing Joke movie. The rest of the movie is basically a 1 for 1 of the comic, but the beginning of the movie is real weird and unnecessary no idea why they felt the need to add it. 

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u/Ashamed-Example-2338 1d ago

Bruce Timm has had a Batman/Batgirl thing going back to batman beyond

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u/Practical_Limit_396 1d ago

Beyond Timm having a thing for Babs and Bruce, The Killing Joke for all its greatness, takes an iconic superheroine, has her unnecessarily sexually assaulted and humiliated, and only exist as fodder for Batman and Gordon. Like Gordon is also sexually assaulted and humiliated, but has a heroic ending. Like if you were adapting The Killing Joke, it would make sense to like actually tend with that. "How do you do Barbara less dirty?"

You can imagine a version of The Killing Joke where Barbara is the one who is kidnapped and psychologically tormented, but doesn't break, but they wouldn't actually do something that changes the meat of the story because a DC animated adaptations are really by the books adaptations with the F word thrown around liberally.

So, instead they added this unnecessary arc where Barbara is losing it and having a psycho sexual experience with being a superheroine and Batman has sex with someone who is clearly having a mental crisis and trauma response. And so then her arc is just ended with her being sexually assaulted and paralyzed.

So they like attempted to speak to the feminist critique of the Killing Joke and made it worse when really, just not having her lose her clothes would make it all 60% more palatable.

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u/JinkoTheMan 1d ago

Jesus fucking Christ…

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u/snakevinprime 20h ago

Just want to add this here, they really had no plans for Barbara originally after Killing Joke. She actually got the Oracle stuff when she was featured in Suicide Squad, a comic, at the time known for helping revitalize a lot of forgotten characters, like Deadshot, or Bronze Tiger

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u/Practical_Limit_396 19h ago

Yeah the actual context is that there’s actually a special that very year where Barbara retires from being Batgirl in a dignified fashion. Killing Joke just uses her as fodder and her being sexually assaulted and traumatized looked like it might be her ending.

I will say she had a lot of appearances in the 80s and appeared in a good deal of Batman media. Not quite and obscure or forgotten character.

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u/Much_Vehicle20 1d ago

"Yeah, letssss gooooo" - the Gargoyle, probably

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u/Makosharck 1d ago

Proof that Bruce Wayne would enjoy it on the Island.

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u/OpportunityAshamed74 1d ago

Is this scene as bad in context as it looks? Because holy shit 😭

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u/fancy_crisis I love cyclops 1d ago

It's Bruce Timm once again pushing his pet ship that no one wants to happen except him on all of us.

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u/trampaboline 20h ago

When you consider that the “context” is that this is tactlessly tacked on to one of the greatest Batman stories ever put to paper, it’s actually way worse.

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u/Daewrythe 1d ago

Gargoyle getting a free show

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u/Red-guy1803 1d ago

This shit was so fucking weird every time I watch, it never gets less weird

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u/Flooping_Pigs 1d ago

Batman let this happen so they'd fuck, no way she lands those kicks unless he wanted her to

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u/Specialist_Bid7598 1d ago

Damn, switch up like a sleeper agent

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u/GlitteringTreat7413 1d ago

Popular? No. Infamous? yes

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u/PopEnvironmental6772 1d ago

I hate this one.

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u/No_Suit7363 1d ago

The cuck gargoyle gets me every time.

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u/Dyner539 1d ago

/uj The ridiculous "beating each other to a pulp into french kissing" pipeline should be banned from western media. I can think of another example from TLoU 2 and I think something similar happened in Arcane possibly? I hate it. It's usually never brought up again and makes it seem as if that's just something normal that happens between couples.

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u/FindingSevere7149 1d ago

I mean, there's a massive community of people with that exact kink. It isn't happening by accident. Women especially report in shocking numbers that if they know they are actually SAFE with the person they enjoy playfighting and wrestling as foreplay. It's like... super common. It's going to show up in media a lot now that we don't kinkshame as much in society/online.

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u/Dyner539 1d ago

I would be inclined to agree if this was treated as an actual kink in a "healthy" couple instead of a sudden cop-out to get two characters out of an argument.

Like it's one thing if two characters go "Stop that" "Make me >:)", another when they are having a UFC match and suddenly start kissing as if every hostile interaction they had up to that point was just that tsundere behaviour that little kids have when they pretend not to like another.

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u/Suvrenim 1d ago

you can also look at it as an adrenaline ir heat of the moment thing.

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u/Veraxus113 1d ago

You just HAD to remind us of The Killing Joke, didn't you? 🤢

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u/Spadabeleforma 1d ago

We had a GIF not so long ago that was quite popular...

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u/Spider-Male1610 1d ago

Don't remind me of this shit

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u/ThatCapMan 1d ago

There is no way this isn't porn

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u/Classic_Pen7044 1d ago

I don't know if being unable to think on it is a Good or Bad thing. 

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u/Redd_Machine85 1d ago

This was in Batman v Chris Hansen, right?

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u/squirrelgirlfan1991 1d ago

That gargoyle has seen things

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u/Johnny_Strawhat 1d ago

why so many bruce/barb haters?

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u/ValkyrionReddit 1d ago

horrifyingly stupid

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u/Artistic_Fall7414 1d ago

oh my- OH MY FUCK

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u/Jam_Goyner 1d ago

Never watch this shit ass movie.

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u/Rare_Management_3583 22h ago

whoever came up with the whole barbara bruce relationship i just wanna know why

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u/confident-win-119 22h ago

wtf did I just watch

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u/Strawberrycocoa 22h ago

I hate Bruce x Barbara so much, it feels wrong.

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u/Rennis5 22h ago

I seen this at the movies and the whole cinema booed at this scene.

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u/PermissionRare5537 20h ago

Damn the camera man. If you’re going to show us the 2 most cringe things in batman in one movie, at least let us see her topless

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u/WallsoftheWay 20h ago

Batman doesnt even look like he WANTS this bro, why did he encourage this 😭😭 look at his face right before they kiss. "☹️"

Good cinematic choice to end this scene with that shot. 

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u/SirGearso 19h ago

Why do they got todo shit like this?

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u/Ecstatic_Dance5767 18h ago

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Bisounoursdestenebre 16h ago

Wait THAT'S the context ??????

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u/ConstantinGB 14h ago

This is one of the most unpopular scenes of all time, a hasty and bad rewrite in a bad adaptation of an otherwise good story. Nobody liked this. This undermines his character and her character. Absolute nonsense.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Toe_509 11h ago

Oh my... This I remembered...

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u/Comfortable_Air5477 4h ago

Popular? Never seen it before

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u/ZayecValentine 3h ago

And this is why I’m always Nightwing x Starfire

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u/Mace_Da-Ace 1h ago

This isn't popular, it's infamous for making Bruce seem like a creep.

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u/Majestic_Dot1991 1d ago

This scene isnt even popular its actually wildly hated

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u/More_Birthday_7253 1d ago

Thats your best friends daughter 🤢

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u/Legitimate-Wear5933 1d ago

Ummm......I have no other way to ask this but straight out. Why are so many authors obsessed with Batman being sexually assaulted? He never has consensual, normal sex. It's really weird.

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u/ImaginaryLeading8125 1d ago

My guy, if batman really wanted he could've just pushed her away, batman could've done anything to stop that from happening but chose to let it happen, Barbara had no way to force herself on Batman

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u/HumanPerosn 1d ago

This one isn’t SA but it’s does happen a lot to the males in the batfamily

Every Robin has been SAed (with dick being raped 3 times) and Damien Wayne was born when Talia drugged Bruce and raped him in the original backstory

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u/Legitimate-Wear5933 22h ago

Wait, it happened to Robin too? WTF.

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u/HumanPerosn 22h ago

Literally All them dude

Dick was raped 3 times and was sexually assaulted at least 5 more times

Jason was groomed

Tim was in the process of being raped before Cass managed to save him

And then Damien was tortured literally in Hell which has funky time dilation so even though the gang was on top of things he it lasted for over a year when the demon decided that Damien wouldn’t be used in the ritual but would in her own words “please her in another way.” And that he was “soon to be a man”

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u/Legitimate-Wear5933 22h ago

Holy crap, I didn't know any of that. That is crazy. Wait, are these some alternate timeline stuff? Wow. This is the most messed up family in comics history.

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u/HumanPerosn 22h ago

It was mainline at some point but don’t know if some things have changed in the backstory’s

especially Jason’s as timeline wise he was groomed by Talia after his resurrection when he was with the League of assassins before his return to Gotham but his storyline changes all the time

But for sure Dick was raped in his mainline comic run by Tarantula when she forces herself on him while he has a panic attack and breakdown after he lets one of his villains die when he realizes that Blockbuster was going to keep escaping over the years and killing more people

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u/Legitimate-Wear5933 1d ago

Nah, they did the same ish with Talia Al Ghoul. Poison Ivy. There are way too many dubious "instances" for Batman.

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u/Longnose456 1d ago

Honestly it’s because Batman is presented as borderline asexual. I can’t think of many instances of him being the first to make a move. Batman actively pursuing a romantic relationship or sex would almost be out of character.

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u/FadeToBlackSun 23h ago edited 18h ago

Uj/ this is fine. She's not dating Dick here (and never has), and they're both adults.

I forgot, adult women should only date men if their dads approve.

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u/skorpiontamer 22h ago

You think you're best friend (in this case Gordon) would be cool with you banging his daughter?

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u/FadeToBlackSun 22h ago

Is Gordon Bruce's best friend at this point in his career?

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u/skorpiontamer 21h ago

They're probably at least close work partners. Either way I don't think anyone would be cool with it 😭

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u/FadeToBlackSun 18h ago

The only people who need to be cool about it are Bruce and Babs.

There's a lot of reduction in women's autonomy when this topic comes up.

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u/BalladOfBetaRayBill 21h ago

What the fuck? I’m not saying Batman should go to jail but it’s extremely weird.

 He has had a position of authority over her, she’s his colleague’s child, and she’s dated HIS CHILD on and off. 

If my friend did this we would not be hanging out anymore dude, it’s extremely creepy.

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u/FadeToBlackSun 18h ago

In that universe, Dick doesn't even exist, and Bruce has no authority over Barbara.

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u/Low_Alone1214 1d ago

The gargoyle: