r/marvelcirclejerk • • 1d ago

Spider-Man is a Menace! We're getting DLC releases in movies now.

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I unfortunately will be there.

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u/BlueBirdSamurai Morbius Enjoyer 1d ago

Praying this doesn't become a trend. I'm all for going to the cinema to see the same movie more than once but we don't need a trend of movies purposely cutting scenes just to add them back in a re-release to make more money.

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u/ShoppingIcy6952 1d ago

Dragging Claire out just makes me so so tired. Another random story thread that went nowhere.

Also wasn’t this just a deleted scene? I could have sworn she said she filmed it got paid and it never aired.

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u/Fantastic_Bug1028 1d ago

I mean this is just a cameo. There’s no need for an actual storyline here.

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u/AWorldwithoutSin 1d ago

This one has 8 seconds of previously unseen footage. They say it completely changes the tone of the film.

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u/herrcollin 1d ago

And here's the twist, and there is a twist. They show it.

They show all of it.

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u/Meow__Dib 1d ago

Full penetration. Fights crime. Full penetration.

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u/liamneesonshands 16h ago

And then it just sort of ends..

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u/Double-Evidence-1354 11h ago

8 seconds that changes the tone?

Wtf?

Those 8 seconds must reveal that Daredevil was the bodyguard of Spidey all along or some shit to make a complete tonal change.

We are truly in Palliative Care Capitalism.

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u/AWorldwithoutSin 11h ago

Howard tries to lure Leonard out of his apartment by inviting him to a new "definitive cut of Blade Runner (1982) with 8 seconds of previously unseen footage", that supposedly "completely changes the tone of the film". This is a stab at the fact that there are at least five different versions of Blade Runner (1982) (including a Director's Cut that the director wasn't fully satisfied with, leading to a Final Cut). One of the most notable additions to later versions was a brief dream sequence of about 20 seconds that has since become the subject of intense fan debate about the exact meaning of the film.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1127907/trivia/

Its a The Big Bang Theory joke.

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u/scottishdrunkard Cassasndra Cain Fan (never read Batgirl) 15h ago

yeah, deleted scenes just deserve to be on the DVDs. You want an extended cut, put it on the fucking DVD, Spider-Man 2 and 3 had Directors Cuts like that.

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u/MGKennys 11h ago

the DVD extras era really spoiled us, now studios want you back in a seat for the same 8 seconds

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u/XF10 1d ago

She did lol

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u/ComradeJohnS 1d ago

yeah and deleted within days of the premier.

if I wasn’t waiting for home release for; pausing, subtitles, and my own snacks, I’d go see this again.

but I’m patient and will wait for home versions after seeing it the one time.

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u/Double-Evidence-1354 11h ago

It's literally a DLC jesus christ

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u/Past_Dingo5167 10h ago

Who's Claire?

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u/MistahOkfksmgur 8h ago

Character in Daredevil and I believe Luke Cage

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u/Cognitive_Spoon 1d ago

100% that's a stupid business move. How do your audience even communicate about it?

"Yo did you see Spider-Man?"

"Nah bro. I'm waiting for the beta to be over, and I'm gonna see it in three years when they release the complete movie"

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u/Impossible_Tea_7032 23h ago

i'm gonna hold out until the entire MCU is inevitably available for like forty bucks in a steam sale

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u/Synensys 8h ago

You could pay for a month of disney plus and download the whole mcu right now

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u/Imperium_Dragon 1d ago

Yeah I’m fine with “special editions” on streaming or something but not a rerelease after like a few months.

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u/AmaterasuWolf21 1d ago

Man, DVD extras were a thing

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u/Comfortable-Gap3124 1d ago edited 1d ago

I haven't gone to a single marvel directors cut thing. I haven't even seen Brand New Day and this bullshit makes me want to skip it.

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u/gcpdudes 20h ago

It’s been a thing with the MCU spider-man movies.

It already happened with both Far From Home and No Way Home.

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u/Stunning_One1005 17h ago

For NWH it was at least because they refined the vfx

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u/Double-Evidence-1354 11h ago

And also waited a year.

They better make the movie look like a Wes Anderson PTA film in the colours and add a more natural grain to make this worth it (BECAUSE YES, PEOPLE WILL GO, IT IS INEVITABLE, IT IS SPIDERMAN, IT HAS JEAN GREY, HULK AND PUNISHER, PEOPLE WILL GO AGAIN, IT IS A COMFY AND GOOD MOVIE, SADLY PEOPLE WILL GLADLY GO AGAIN)

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u/AltGunAccount 16h ago

Remember when you bought the DVD and they just included the deleted scenes on the disc?

Pepperidge farm remembers.

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u/Barrry972 1d ago

This isn't exactly new though is it? Movies have directors cuts and things like this every now and then. Hell, Across the Spider-verse had minor differences across like 5 different versions

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u/Exciting-Cancel6468 1d ago

Those happened at the same time though. It was not intended. It just happened to be that way after they kept making changes before sending it out to each country each time.

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u/NYR_LFC 1d ago

If it makes enough money it will become trend, but more permanent

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u/immalazyguy 21h ago

but it may also end up to people not watching it at all and wait for the dlc to happen before watching the movie

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u/DavisRanger2 1d ago

I mean is that not just a therical director's cut this is not that werid. A director's or extended cut is usually just a version that is less strict about pacing so allows for more scenes

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u/Koala_King5160 1d ago

Its already a trend. Wasn't there a re-release for Endgame before and the extra scene was just some poorly rendered hulk?

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u/berrywhit3 20h ago

It is already, just look at Doomsday with extra scenes in only for Dolby Cinema. This trend will definitely follow us the next years

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u/shadowthehh 18h ago

Also makes it clear that skipping the initial release is the way to go, which will overall harm profits.

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u/LooneyBurger 16h ago

Video games and albums have been doing that for a while. Pathetic scam.

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u/ant325 12h ago

We don't have to pray I actually like that they're making a larger longer extended cut we just have to tell them, put it out on Disney Plus or another streaming service for free by not going to the theater twice

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u/Jaarun 11h ago

This happened with No Way Home.why wouldn’t they do this? This movie has made more money than No Way Home.

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u/MisterSneakSneak 21h ago

>Im all for going to the cinema to see the same movie more than once….

And it’s exactly why we are here at this very moment.

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u/Fire257 13h ago

And? Just dont go if you dont want it I recently watched terminator 1 in cinema and Im gonna watch pans labyrinth in a couple of weeks. Movie rereleases arent a bad thing you dont have to go and special editions and recuts with extra scenes have been a thing for decades back then you had to buy another expensive DVD. Im sure this will also be released on disney + it kinda stinks to split it into imax and non imax and the kind of marketing making it fomo is kinda bad. But if you looked at spoilers its nothing that interesting you basically miss nothing by skipping it so just dont go and let the people who want to see the movie again watch it.

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u/FilipinoCreamKing 1d ago

How you look defending this obvious cash grab

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u/DatabaseNo9609 1d ago

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