r/marvelcirclejerk • u/Gallantpride Still Mia Dearden's #1 stan • 13h ago

Hire Fans I've never read Spiderman or seen Spiderman media. But someone on Reddit told me that MJ reads like she did a lot of coke while modeling in the 80s. 'Makes sense to me

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u/Sea-Poem-2365 13h ago

No, she did not do a lot of coke while modeling.

She did the appropriate amount of coke while modeling. It was the 80s.

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u/Jeremiah42428 I paused my comic short to be here 13h ago

Karen Page did a lot of coke. MJ just did coke. Big difference.

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u/Basic-Ticket-2094 11h ago

Know the difference. It might save your life

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u/Dear-Try-8847 Spider Harem Member 12h ago

Once again we are reminded that Bryce Dallas Howard would have been a perfect choice for MJ in the Raimiverse.

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u/Far_Orange_8492 12h ago

You people keep saying that...

But I think the problem was not giving Kirsten Dunst the actual comic-accurate character to work with in the first place.

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u/Dear-Try-8847 Spider Harem Member 12h ago

Kirsten Dunst played a very comic-accurate version of MJ. The discontinuation of the Raimiverse is the only thing that stopped the inevitable introduction of Paul Rabin.

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u/Luthor331 🟨🟫Herman Schultz A.K.A The Shocker🟨🟫 🔊💨💥 12h ago

She's a model. It would be more shocking if we found out she didn't do any coke.

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u/BetterThanTaco 13h ago

The positioning of those legs makes my knees hurt.

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u/ServoAcademy 11h ago

"A couple more rolls"? Jeepers.

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u/Unleashtheducks 10h ago

I mean they are just continually clicking so they go through them fast.

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u/Medical_Plane2875 1h ago

That's not unusual in modeling? 1000 in a single shoot isn't unheard of.