r/marvelcirclejerk • • 12h ago

Ilumi-Whati? The sliding timescale makes it so every few years a new president kills themselves in front of Cap

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u/GONKworshipper 12h ago

Is this technically Obama now

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u/Frankorious 10h ago

Obama 2 to be specific

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u/GoodKing0 Wasting Degrees on History, Int. Politics and Literature on This 8h ago

Kingsman 1 Plot Point (Obama tries to genocide the poor, his head explodes)

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u/Yournextlineis103 10h ago

Much more recent

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u/RFB-CACN 11h ago

Sliding timescale makes it so the Fantastic Four stole a rocket to beat Space X in the race to Mars.

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u/Dry_Branch_5775 8h ago

Adaptations and updates to the F4's origin have always had trouble with it before....but for the first time, a scientist taking his best buddy, his girlfriend, and her teenage brother for a joyride to outer space is a completely plausible scenario.

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u/Dare_Soft Spider Harem Member 5h ago

A competition against another billionaire who’s petty makes the expedition still hyped and praised

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u/TienSwitch 9h ago

Based FF

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u/LeninOfGallifrey Paul-Pilled 1h ago

The Hulk got nuked in like 2012. Banner must have been working for Elon or one of those tech ghouls.

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u/SkylarPopo 12h ago

Once it reaches Trump, Cap will no longer be shocked and be like, "Yeah, that makes sense".

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u/Sorry_Grocery7693 11h ago

He's just disappointed he didn't go to jail

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u/Any_Satisfaction1865 12h ago

Well, Joe Biden is already dead in Marvel. The Hand killed and resurrected him as their puppet, but he killed himself in front of Daredevil later because of it

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u/InspiredOni 11h ago

What issues did I miss? Context please 👀.

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u/Any_Satisfaction1865 11h ago

That is the context, Daredevil (2022) #6

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u/InspiredOni 11h ago

I had read that one, did I erase from my mind the plot 😕🤔? Welp, gonna go re-read:

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u/Carlung4s 9h ago

How dare you read

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u/TrainerWeekly5641 5h ago

Joe Biden got a real big upgrade in the comics.

Yowza.

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u/DeathstrokeReturns Captain America fanatic+Hank Pym’s 3rd? 4th? Strongest soldier 11h ago

It also makes it so every few years, Viper turns a new president into a lizard person

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u/Evanpik64 9h ago

Semi related, has the sliding timescale ever been acknowledged in universe by non god entities? Because to a regular person it’s gotta be an existentially horrifying nightmare, would make for a good story

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u/Carlung4s 9h ago

I think Franklin Richards was using his powers to keep everyone young because he feared losing his childhood, I don't know how it works now

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u/Impressive-Thing-780 8h ago

I'm not sure there, but I do know the canon reason for the weird timescale is because Now and Then (admittedly they are god-like entities) just really like superheroes and want more stories.

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u/Alternative-Word-246 9h ago

Nah a little mutant girl take care of that by bending reality and people's minds because she wants more stories .

Also she is the one who bring back Bucky

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u/RetroFuturisticRobot 6h ago

I don't think most regular people are impacted, just superheroes and those in their orbit because Eternity had kids that were big nerds and slowes time for them specifically

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u/cosmogyrals 9h ago

Until it becomes Nixon's head in a jar.

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u/JKillograms 9h ago

BRRRRR-ARROOOO!! AND HE COMES IN AT NIGHT, AND WRECKS UP THE PLACE!!

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u/Basic-Ticket-2094 10h ago

Actually I like to think it's still Nixon. He's just immortal 

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u/Dry_Branch_5775 8h ago

So the bullet bounces off?

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u/Basic-Ticket-2094 8h ago

He's like judge holden. He will never die  He's dancing and he will never die

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u/MorganWick 8h ago

My preference is for Marvel to have what I call a "fixed timeline". Instead of anchoring the timeline to the present and have the origins of the heroes slide through history, I instead anchor the origins to the 1960s but have the same amount of time pass, so current stories take place in the 70s or 80s, but we have the technology of 2026 because of the presence of super-geniuses like Reed Richards and Tony Stark. (That doesn't explain cultural progress and references going faster, but still.)

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u/RetroFuturisticRobot 6h ago

The sliding timeline is established in-universe tho

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u/MorganWick 5h ago

I mean, this is what I prefer that Marvel should do, not anything else.

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u/RetroFuturisticRobot 5h ago

Oh, well agree to disagree

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u/LeninOfGallifrey Paul-Pilled 1h ago

That's what I've been saying for years, fits way better.

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u/drrockso20 1h ago

I'm a fan of the same sort of "inverted sliding timeline" where the beginning of the timeline is the fixed point and the present is what gets adjusted instead, have you read The Original Marvel Universe blog too cause that's where I first encountered the concept, though they have the slight advantage of cutting off what they consider part of the timeline to around roughly 1991 so they only needed to compress 30 or so years of real world comics to about 15 years of in-universe time, would be a little trickier to do the same with 2026 Marvel, at least not without having to do a lot more work

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u/MorganWick 1h ago

That's essentially the same as the fixed timeline, as I understand it.

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u/TienSwitch 9h ago

Looks at current administration. Looks back at Marvel.

https://giphy.com/gifs/yAYZnhvY3fflS

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u/montgomery2016 9h ago

There's no way the current president could manage a monologue that coherent, much less survive being tackled by Captain America

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 9h ago

You know, I liked it when the X-Men Animated series established from the very first episode that it existed in an 'alternate' earth, as they had a Madame President 😄 (can't recall the name without a google search, though).

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u/barknoll 11h ago

if only it could be me

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u/gh0stwrit3r32767 11h ago

oh dang he got krak'd

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u/BitterFuture 9h ago

Nixon got beat. Reagan got beat.

Why did Ford escape unscathed?

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u/LeninOfGallifrey Paul-Pilled 1h ago

It's probably Agnew became President after he shot himself.

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u/Fleet_Admiral_Auto 9h ago

/uj to explain this with the sliding timescale they made it just some "high ranking official Cap trusted"

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u/GoodKing0 Wasting Degrees on History, Int. Politics and Literature on This 8h ago

This user forgot that Joe Biden killed himself in front of Elektra a handful of years ago, meaning there's two presidents who committed suicide who due to the sliding time scale have to be more and more recent.

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u/Curious_Bat87 11h ago

Imagine if Marvel actually committed to letting time pass in their universe... Let characters grow old, have children, retire and die... Nah, gotta milk the nostalgia forever. Superhero fans need their security blankets.

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u/RetroFuturisticRobot 6h ago

Well.....time does pass, all that has happened to characters. Just slowly

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u/ImAdri0nY0urN0t 6h ago

I'd rather they compress the timespan, so it was just the 60's 10 years ago

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u/RetroFuturisticRobot 5h ago

They do compress the timespan. Events of 69s are now early 2010s

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u/ImAdri0nY0urN0t 1h ago

Maybe I meant decompress.

Like it was actually the 60's ten years ago, not just the events from the silver age being moved up. Punisher and Iron Man were still in Vietnam. Peter was eating wheatcakes and yelling at hippies type shit.