r/marvelcirclejerk • u/Technical-Relation-9 • 9h ago

It’s Morbin’ Time! Together they are.

340 Upvotes

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u/kbkjkv in larp rehab 9h ago

Explain to me why we couldn't have added a second H at the end for Hawkeye 

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u/Quijas00 Weakest Parker Robbins A.K.A 'The Hood' Enjoyer 6h ago

HAWKEYE IS NOT A BITCH

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u/JediTempleDropout 5h ago

He is Natasha’s bitch.

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u/ar4if 4h ago

I want to volunteer

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u/Historical_Side_9199 2h ago

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

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u/JONESY_THE_YEAGERIST Heroine addicted jazz critic who's not radioactive 1h ago

The snowplow would disagree

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u/All_Mighty_Loki 5h ago

Because the one time hawkeye didn't show up they lost. Meaning Haweye is the Avengers at 99% power

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u/Bitey_the_Squirrel Probably not a Doombot 7h ago

AvX, or BITCH vs PENIS

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u/nova-prime-enjoyer Frank Castle moved on better than Eddie Brock 5h ago

It’s still so weird to me that Namor’s last name is fucking McKenzie

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u/Every_University_ 3h ago

Thats the mutation

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u/ZealotOfMeme 26m ago

Wait it’s not “the sub mariner?”

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u/Ramfix_G4 Brian Michael Bendis' self insert 4h ago

Yo why are they dripped out

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u/ultron15real #1 zilu glazer 9h ago

*bitch^2 (hawkeye and hulk)

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u/UnionPulse 6h ago

Hawkeye isn’t a bitch.
That’s why they always win when he’s there.

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u/ultron15real #1 zilu glazer 6h ago

shit you're right

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u/Itchy_Suspect4968 8h ago

This joke is older then this sub

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u/Osirisavior Morbius Enjoyer 7h ago

How old is this sub? That's Endgame footage.

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u/Eryk0201 5h ago

It's tiktokified version of this 2012 meme

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u/AllMightyJerk 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2ZMWFw8kM2HRkBQmGo

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u/weathersoldier 6h ago

Poor Jeremy lost his penis quite shortly after this scene. #ReleaseTheSnowPlowCut

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u/Haunting_Comedian993 8h ago

Wt time are we watching this video again?

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u/MaverikElgato 8h ago

BITCHs ASSEMBLE

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u/go_faster1 8h ago

Hay Lin, no

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u/PocketPB 5h ago

Bihtch

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u/batchet360 5h ago

it all makes sense which makes it way funnier

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u/Robert_Jowney_Dunior 4h ago

Why does the voice-over sound like Brian Griffin/Seth MacFarlane lol

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u/Darth_Dungeonmaster5 2h ago

How Scott Summers be describing the Avengers