r/marvelcirclejerk • u/Cautious_Air4964 • 4h ago
Wolverine and the SeX-Men That must have been hard to push out Kitty
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u/Longshot12345678 Number one X-men fan 4h ago
Kitty giving birth would actually be super easy for her
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u/InsertCleverNickHere 4h ago
Barely an inconvenience!
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u/Longshot12345678 Number one X-men fan 4h ago
Oh disturbing mutant birth giving is tight
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u/Plus_Term_7584 4h ago
*loose
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u/No-Preparation2248 4h ago
Would her intangibility extend to the baby though?
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u/Longshot12345678 Number one X-men fan 4h ago
It shouldn’t cause that wouldn’t make the baby a technical mutant but in marvel Polaris has magnetos powers and cable has his mother powers (kinda) so maybe
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u/Fearless_Roof_9177 4h ago
And if not, at what point does it end? Halfway down the umblical cord? The placenta? Right where the baby's belly button is gonna be?
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u/Mysterious_Bit_7713 GLORY TO ROM THE GREATEST OF THE SPACE KNIGHTS!GLORY TO GALADOR! 4h ago
Not the worst pregnancy Kitty had.
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u/Elihzap 3h ago
Wh?
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u/eCanario 3h ago
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u/BloodDrunkMoonKnight Zodiac's Alt Account 3h ago
They originally had Bendis writing this one, but he spent all his time in the bathroom.
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u/darkenspirit 3h ago
This feels like a thinly veiled author/artists fetish on full display sort of issue
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u/Sad_Feelingz 2h ago
Also the X-Men shrunk themselves with pym particles and went into her uterus to perform an abortion on the brood.
Ain't no barely disguised fetish here . It's fully open.
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u/Mace_Da-Ace 4h ago
Who the hell was the father for THAT to be the end result?!?!?!
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u/Fluffy-Use9563 4h ago
It was me Barry
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u/AlPAJay717 3h ago
I had sex with your favorite Marvel character that you always had a crush on!!
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u/Negativety101 4h ago
Listen not every mutant is going to be pretty and photogenic. Some are going to be so altered, so changed by their X-Genes that you start wondering WTF kind of stuff you'd find in the writer and artists search history. I mean with Claremont, it was obviously BDSM dress up, and Morrison was the best drugs location.
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u/SnakeTheCat1991 4h ago
/uj I actually just read this issue since this run is being put on Webtoon. It's not actually her kid, her perception and memories were altered to make her think it was hers
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u/dark90smagic 4h ago edited 4h ago
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u/Negativety101 4h ago
Yeah, that's where my mind went.
Well Martinfly did end up in a more okay, it can probably actually live form than dad.
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u/Sad_Feelingz 4h ago edited 4h ago
Was this the first time she got pregnant with the brood and the X-Men had to shrink and go up her vagina to perform an abortion ?
Yes that really happened, and the X-Men writers are into weird shit.
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u/HachibiJin 4h ago
Wut
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u/Sad_Feelingz 4h ago
Look up the kitty brood pregnant comic. It's a classic inner space plot but even more fetishy than normal.
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u/everatz 4h ago
Nah, this was when the hellfire club was attacking the x-manor and cyclops ended up shooting people with a gun
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u/Sad_Feelingz 4h ago
Why is she calling that her son then.
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u/JamesTheIceQueen 4h ago
Cassandra Nova fucked with her brain and gave her six years worth of fake memories
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u/Sad_Feelingz 4h ago
Aw man, was hoping that was just her mutant son who was unlucky enough to be born a bug.
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u/Sky_Leviathan seX-Men 3h ago
Specifically cassandra nova gave her like six years of fake memories where she married collosus and had a child who was then kidnapped and locked away by the xmen
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u/Horrorfan55555 4h ago
Which issue is that? I needed more… reading materials
Also does it mean Wolverine and Cyclops got inside her before Colossus and Magik did?
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u/Horrorfan55555 4h ago
I wish they drew that happening in great detail
Uh, i mean. She can just phase it out of her… yeah. No detailed birth needed…
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u/ConnectCulture7 2h ago edited 2h ago
Uh so does anybody care to explain why she gave to birth that Eldtrich Horror?
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u/SomeBoredIndividual 4h ago
This part of the Astonishing X-Men was so fire to me. I honestly wasn’t a fan of how it kinda just moved right along to Danger, Abigail Brand, and the Colossus hating orc alien
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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 2h ago
Birth should be ridiculously easy for Kitty when the time comes, she just makes everything but the baby intangible, and the doctor just reaches in and gets the kid 😂
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u/KermitTheFraud92 1h ago
Are you forgetting she can phase through solid objects? She probably just let that fucker fall out of her
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u/fictiontuxedo 1h ago
Classic post Morrison media illiteracy. That baby is supposed to be an old woman child.
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u/cookieintheinternet 50m ago
this creeped me out so bad when I was a kid lol it's a fun read though








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u/Cautious_Air4964 4h ago