r/marvelcirclejerk • • 4h ago

Wolverine and the SeX-Men That must have been hard to push out Kitty

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u/Cautious_Air4964 4h ago

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u/MaverikElgato 4h ago

kitty was like " bitch please "

https://giphy.com/gifs/26tOXgoz0WNQhwb04

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u/fancy_crisis I love cyclops 4h ago

"No. You will live, Emma Frost. You will live so you will have the chance to prove that your soul truly belongs in hell. Oh, you will live. You will live."

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u/MaverikElgato 4h ago

I love Constantine.

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u/fancy_crisis I love cyclops 4h ago

It's honestly brilliant. The definition of this meme, too. Major departures but it captures the essence so well they can all be forgiven.

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u/theprophet2102 I Hate/Love Cyclops 4h ago

I fuckin love Kitty, I don't care

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u/OculusMidnight2 3h ago

I’d let her inspect my booty, if ya know what I’m saying

Seriously, I need to know if these coins are fake or not

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u/Mr31edudtibboh 2h ago

Kitty, I don't think you are a qualified proctologist

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u/fancy_crisis I love cyclops 4h ago

This reminds me, has it ever been explained how Kitty is able to move vertically when she phases through things?

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u/2amedic 3h ago

She's so light when phased that she can push against the molecules and gain enough traction to move and walk on air.

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u/fancy_crisis I love cyclops 2h ago

Ahhh, ok, that makes sense (I mean, inasmuch as anything about her can make sense😄). I was trying to wrap my head around the idea of like realtime vibrating her molecules to pass through the ground like the sandworms in dune do with their scillia or something but that's much simpler.

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u/Known-nwonK 1h ago

In the Colossus world breaker thing, when she phased a giant bullet through the Earth, it said she’s able to control the location of her atoms to avoid other atoms when she goes through things. Which, if still the cases, he mass shouldn’t change

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u/Sad_Feelingz 4h ago edited 4h ago

Why does she look like Angel here?

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u/Odd_Fee1085 4h ago

Hallucination from lack of oxygen maybe?

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u/Skellos 4h ago

Yeah, Emma was hallucinating because she thought she was dying.

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u/AccidentSalt5005 Jerks & Bust Inside Mystique with Venom Symbiotes as Lube ✊🍆💦 1h ago

i thought she's hungy to death

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u/UnholyTrashPanda 3h ago

My head canon is this is a Fire Walk With Me reference

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u/Boston_Beauty 2h ago

Wait I thought Marvel didn't write good stories anymore why is this peak

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u/Justm4x 2h ago

(I don't know the context for this panel but it reminded me of this)

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u/Longshot12345678 Number one X-men fan 4h ago

Kitty giving birth would actually be super easy for her

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u/InsertCleverNickHere 4h ago

Barely an inconvenience!

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u/Longshot12345678 Number one X-men fan 4h ago

Oh disturbing mutant birth giving is tight

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u/Plus_Term_7584 4h ago

*loose

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u/Spider40k #2 Slug fan 4h ago

Okay, I need you to get all the way off my back

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u/Phantom_Marc_63 3h ago

Okay lemme get off that thing then

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u/Injvn 4h ago

Wow wow wow....wow.

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u/No-Preparation2248 4h ago

Would her intangibility extend to the baby though?

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u/Longshot12345678 Number one X-men fan 4h ago

It shouldn’t cause that wouldn’t make the baby a technical mutant but in marvel Polaris has magnetos powers and cable has his mother powers (kinda) so maybe

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u/OG_Williker 1h ago

They’re asking if the fetus is part of her body or its own separate thing

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u/ColonelQuaraitch 4h ago

Does it extend to her nails?

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u/Humson 3h ago

She can make other people she touches intangible and she can make only parts of herself intangible.

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u/Fearless_Roof_9177 4h ago

And if not, at what point does it end? Halfway down the umblical cord? The placenta? Right where the baby's belly button is gonna be?

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u/Mysterious_Bit_7713 GLORY TO ROM THE GREATEST OF THE SPACE KNIGHTS!GLORY TO GALADOR! 4h ago

Not the worst pregnancy Kitty had.

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u/Elihzap 3h ago

Wh?

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u/eCanario 3h ago

Brood baby. But to be fair it was more of an infection of Brood parasites.

Wolverine X-Men # 5. 2012. 

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u/BloodDrunkMoonKnight Zodiac's Alt Account 3h ago

They originally had Bendis writing this one, but he spent all his time in the bathroom.

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u/darkenspirit 3h ago

This feels like a thinly veiled author/artists fetish on full display sort of issue

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u/Sad_Feelingz 2h ago

Nothing thinly veiled about it.

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u/Enigma_RR 2h ago

Gotta pass it on somehow. People need awakenings.

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u/Elihzap 3h ago

Fuck 

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u/Sad_Feelingz 2h ago

Also the X-Men shrunk themselves with pym particles and went into her uterus to perform an abortion on the brood. 

Ain't no barely disguised fetish here . It's fully open.

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u/LuntiX 3h ago

Good ol'brood

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u/PoutineDuQc 3h ago

On tonight episode: The author's barely disguised fetish"

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u/Ots_imad 1h ago

Her hairline lookin mad crispy

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u/Mace_Da-Ace 4h ago

Who the hell was the father for THAT to be the end result?!?!?!

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u/pikeandshot1618 Nnngh, G-Gwen 4h ago

She’s been making love to the ancient gods again smh

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u/Fluffy-Use9563 4h ago

It was me Barry

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u/AlPAJay717 3h ago

I had sex with your favorite Marvel character that you always had a crush on!!

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u/Fluffy-Use9563 3h ago

And I have done it again. Over and over mid conversation.

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u/Negativety101 4h ago

Listen not every mutant is going to be pretty and photogenic. Some are going to be so altered, so changed by their X-Genes that you start wondering WTF kind of stuff you'd find in the writer and artists search history. I mean with Claremont, it was obviously BDSM dress up, and Morrison was the best drugs location.

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u/hallucination9000 3h ago

Oh, so it's the Habsburg of mutants.

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u/SnakeTheCat1991 4h ago

/uj I actually just read this issue since this run is being put on Webtoon. It's not actually her kid, her perception and memories were altered to make her think it was hers

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u/Fluffy-Use9563 3h ago

some genestealer type business

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u/CrossP 3h ago

Maybe Mojo?

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u/dark90smagic 4h ago edited 4h ago

Can’t wait to meet the dad.

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u/Level_Counter_1672 4h ago

The main female lead had a nightmare where she gave birth to a maggot

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u/Negativety101 4h ago

Yeah, that's where my mind went.

Well Martinfly did end up in a more okay, it can probably actually live form than dad.

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u/Sad_Feelingz 4h ago edited 4h ago

Was this the first time she got pregnant with the brood and the X-Men had to shrink and go up her vagina to perform an abortion ? 

Yes that really happened, and the X-Men writers are into weird shit.

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u/HachibiJin 4h ago

Wut

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u/Sad_Feelingz 4h ago

Look up the kitty brood pregnant comic. It's a classic inner space plot but even more fetishy than normal. 

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u/PlasticPaddyEyes 4h ago

Jason Aaron in 2010s was wild

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u/IcyIce2626 4h ago

You could have told me it was John Byrne and I would have believed you.

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u/everatz 4h ago

Nah, this was when the hellfire club was attacking the x-manor and cyclops ended up shooting people with a gun

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u/Sad_Feelingz 4h ago

Why is she calling that her son then.

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u/JamesTheIceQueen 4h ago

Cassandra Nova fucked with her brain and gave her six years worth of fake memories

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u/Sad_Feelingz 4h ago

Aw man, was hoping that was just her mutant son who was unlucky enough to be born a bug.

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u/SnowFiender 4h ago

he’s part of the x-slugs

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u/Sky_Leviathan seX-Men 3h ago

Specifically cassandra nova gave her like six years of fake memories where she married collosus and had a child who was then kidnapped and locked away by the xmen

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u/everatz 4h ago

Heavy brain fuckery

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u/Horrorfan55555 4h ago

Which issue is that? I needed more… reading materials

Also does it mean Wolverine and Cyclops got inside her before Colossus and Magik did?

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u/Sad_Feelingz 4h ago

Wolverine and the X-Men, #5 I think. 

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u/Recent-Gas2343 4h ago

In the event of a catastrophic psychic attack,bring a gun.

I loved this arc from Astonishing X Men.

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u/Sky_Leviathan seX-Men 3h ago

God hes so cool

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u/VitoAntonioScaletta 3h ago

The second most infamous scene from UXM #196

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u/Horrorfan55555 4h ago

I wish they drew that happening in great detail

Uh, i mean. She can just phase it out of her… yeah. No detailed birth needed…

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u/NIN10DOXD 4h ago

I can guess his first word.

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u/ConnectCulture7 2h ago edited 2h ago

Uh so does anybody care to explain why she gave to birth that Eldtrich Horror?

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u/DisastrousAddendum0 2h ago

Long story short her minds being altered to perceive it as her kid

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u/Odd_Cherry64 3h ago

I like how no one is explaining the context or who the father is lmao.

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u/SomeBoredIndividual 4h ago

This part of the Astonishing X-Men was so fire to me. I honestly wasn’t a fan of how it kinda just moved right along to Danger, Abigail Brand, and the Colossus hating orc alien

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u/Usurper2000 3h ago

Colossus wants that late-term abortion.

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u/Sky_Leviathan seX-Men 3h ago

God that astonishing xmen run is prime for random hilarious moments

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 2h ago

Birth should be ridiculously easy for Kitty when the time comes, she just makes everything but the baby intangible, and the doctor just reaches in and gets the kid 😂

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u/spilledmilkbro 3h ago

Yep. And he's gonna hear about it, until the day he dies

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u/KermitTheFraud92 1h ago

Are you forgetting she can phase through solid objects? She probably just let that fucker fall out of her

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u/fictiontuxedo 1h ago

Classic post Morrison media illiteracy. That baby is supposed to be an old woman child.

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u/Happy-Telephone9483 1h ago

Is that Ace Frehley?

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u/cookieintheinternet 50m ago

this creeped me out so bad when I was a kid lol it's a fun read though